{"id":13860,"date":"2013-07-09T18:13:10","date_gmt":"2013-07-09T18:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=13860"},"modified":"2013-07-10T07:17:19","modified_gmt":"2013-07-10T07:17:19","slug":"ura-am-luat-bacalaureatul-pamflet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2013\/07\/09\/ura-am-luat-bacalaureatul-pamflet\/","title":{"rendered":"Ura!!! Am luat bacalaureatul! (pamflet)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Mon\u015f\u00e9r, c\u0103ldur\u0103 mare! Uf! Furtuni \u015fi canicul\u0103\u2026R\u00e2d de m\u0103 pr\u0103p\u0103desc\u2026Se agit\u0103 lumea pentru bacalaureat, de\u015fi nimic nou sub soare.<\/p>\n

\u00cenc\u0103 de pe vremea lui Cea\u015fc\u0103 existau privilegia\u0163i la diverse examene. Nu existau at\u00e2tea medita\u0163ii, dasc\u0103lii \u00ee\u015fi faceau datoria la clas\u0103.<\/p>\n

Acum, de ce nu g\u0103sesc \u00een\u0163elegere? S\u0103racii sunt ocupa\u0163i non stop. Ore la clas\u0103, ore \u00een particular, probleme gospodare\u015fti. La clas\u0103 ajung epuiza\u0163i, trebuie \u00een\u0163ele\u015fi.<\/p>\n

Mi\u0163a mea a \u015ftiut cum s\u0103 se descurce. \u00cenc\u0103 de la gradini\u0163\u0103. Cadouri frumoase \u015fi scumpe pentru educatori, medita\u0163ii \u00een clasele primare\u2026P\u0103i ce puteam s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg chiar tot la clas\u0103? S-au dus vremurile acelea c\u00e2nd bunicii, ca \u015fcolari,\u00a0 erau \u0163inu\u0163i dupa ore pentru a li se explica ce nu \u00een\u0163elegeau\u2026Acum\u2026 cheam\u0103 frumu\u015fel \u00eenv\u0103tatorul,\u00a0 p\u0103rintele, \u00eei spune c\u0103 pruncul nu se descurc\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei d\u0103 de \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 se ocupe\u2026\u015ei ce putea Mami\u0163a mea s\u0103 fac\u0103?<\/p>\n

\u015ei a\u015fa p\u00e2n\u0103 am terminat clasa a VIII a\u2026 Un examen de capacitate obi\u015fnuit, cu acelea\u015fi n\u0103ravuri. Ore, \u015fi influen\u0163\u0103 \u2026Doar Mami\u0163a mea este cineva! Cine s\u0103 o refuze?<\/p>\n

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La bacalaureat de ce s\u0103 \u00eenvinov\u0103\u0163im p\u0103rin\u0163ii, dascalii sau elevii? P\u0103rin\u0163ii treb\u0103luiesc toat\u0103 ziua, alearg\u0103 s\u0103 aduc\u0103 bani, tinerii, unii \u00eenva\u0163\u0103, al\u0163ii stau \u00een cluburi, \u015fi dasc\u0103lii mai c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 \u015fi ei dintr-o medita\u0163ie dou\u0103. Salarii mici mon\u015fer\u2026Salarii mici\u2026\u015ei nu au \u00eencotro, fac medita\u0163ii\u2026Dac\u0103 exist\u0103 dascali corec\u0163i care mai g\u0103sesc aur prin paharele cu zahar, sunt pu\u015fi pe tu\u015f\u0103, nu au ce c\u0103uta \u00een sistem. Nu au ce c\u0103uta la un examen de bacalaureat. Ce tupeu! S\u0103 reclame a\u015fa ceva! Bine c\u0103 l-au dat afar\u0103 , ce caut\u0103 unul ca el s\u0103 r\u0103stoarne mersul lucrurilor\u2026Sunt profesori, atipici pentru zilele noastre\u2026 nu fac concesii, doresc s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 meseria de dasc\u0103l, corect \u015fi cu demnitate… dar, sunt incomozi pentru ceilal\u0163i\u2026A\u015ftia mor s\u0103raci\u2026<\/p>\n

Mi\u0163a mea d\u0103 clas\u0103! \u015etie c\u0103 subiectele sunt f\u0103cute tot de oameni\u2026\u015ftie c\u0103 ajunge s\u0103 cuno\u015fti personalul de la centrele de examinare\u2026La probele orale, elevii frunta\u015fi pot sa fie depuncta\u0163i daca nu sunt pe o list\u0103 magica\u2026M-am temut de bau-bau, de bacalaureat\u2026Dar Mami\u0163a m-a lini\u015ftit, mi-a povestit cum odat\u0103 la un examen, un candidat avusese aranjat s\u0103 poat\u0103 copia, dar de prost ce era, copiase alt subiect.<\/p>\n

P\u0103i nu este de r\u00e2s? Ce at\u00e2ta carte? Dac\u0103 acum se poate rezolva orice\u2026Nu mai pun dulcea\u0163\u0103 \u00een \u015fo\u015foni\u2026pun euroi\u2026\u015ei m-a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at Mi\u0163a mea o \u015fmecherie s\u0103 pun \u00een parantez\u0103 daca gre\u015fesc ceva, a\u015fa se face pentru a mai c\u00e2\u015ftiga un punct\u2026comisia este foarte atent\u0103.<\/p>\n

Pe fruntea mea scrie Le Formidable<\/em>! Mami\u0163o! Mami\u0163o! Parlamentar m\u0103 face Mi\u0163a mea! Deja cunoa\u015fte u\u015fa\u2026daca se schimba ceva , \u015fi Mi\u0163a \u00eentoarce foaia.<\/p>\n

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Cu mo\u015ftenirea de la mam\u2019mare pot ajunge orice. Vreau sa fiu parlamentar! Asta vrea Goe, mon\u015fer. \u015ei dac\u0103 ajung, s\u0103 nu te prind \u00een audien\u0163\u0103, o s\u0103 am o secretara, pe Mi\u0163a.<\/p>\n

\u015ei c\u00e2nd ma uit la am\u0103r\u00e2\u0163ii care nu au luat bacul, imi vine sa merg sa le spun fraierilor c\u00e2te ceva\u2026chiar daca au \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at mai bine ca mine, le-am demonstrat ce pot mu\u015fchii mei\u2026Daca s-ar face o verificare a notelor de la bacalaureat si a celor din anii de liceu, ar fi ceva surprize\u2026<\/p>\n

Mon\u015fer, bine se tr\u0103ie\u015fte \u00een Rom\u00e2nia! Ai, reu\u015fe\u015fti; nu ai, supor\u0163i consecin\u0163ele sistemului.<\/p>\n

Mon\u015fer, o bere merge. Fac cinste!<\/p>\n

Semneaz\u0103,<\/p>\n

Goe<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Desene de Constantin Barjoveanu<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mon\u015f\u00e9r, c\u0103ldur\u0103 mare! Uf! Furtuni \u015fi canicul\u0103\u2026R\u00e2d de m\u0103 pr\u0103p\u0103desc\u2026Se agit\u0103 lumea pentru bacalaureat, de\u015fi nimic nou sub soare. \u00cenc\u0103 [&hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13860"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13863,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13860\/revisions\/13863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}