{"id":19320,"date":"2014-09-28T19:44:11","date_gmt":"2014-09-28T19:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=19320"},"modified":"2014-09-28T19:44:11","modified_gmt":"2014-09-28T19:44:11","slug":"maria-diana-popescu-robi-din-las-fierbinti-si-vise-de-dragoste-la-cotroceni-pamflet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2014\/09\/28\/maria-diana-popescu-robi-din-las-fierbinti-si-vise-de-dragoste-la-cotroceni-pamflet\/","title":{"rendered":"Maria Diana Popescu: Robi din Las Fierbin\u0163i \u015fi vise de dragoste la Cotroceni (pamflet)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>S\u00eentem condu\u015fi spre pierzanie de indivizi \u201esupra-talenta\u0163i\u201d \u015fi str\u00eeng\u0103tori. S\u00eentem manipula\u0163i de jurnali\u015fti juc\u0103u\u015fi \u015fi juc\u0103tori, la r\u00eendul lor, manipula\u0163i \u015fi un\u015fi (prin instruire asidu\u0103 \u015fi condi\u0163ionat\u0103) cu fel de fel de grade, cu masterate \u015fi doctorate la v\u00eersta pension\u0103rii. O entitate cu multiple func\u0163iuni, de la un post de televiziune controlat din v\u00eerf, a ie\u015fit la tabl\u0103 nestrigat\u0103, a vorbit precum papagalul iar noi ar trebui s\u0103 \u015ftim r\u0103spunsul la \u00eentreb\u0103rile: ce este boala psihic\u0103, cum s\u0103 ne p\u0103zim de ea \u015fi de ce \u00eentotdeauna parvenitul reu\u015fe\u015fte s\u0103-\u015fi mu\u015fte propriile degete? Frumoas\u0103 cacialma, drag\u0103 Robi din Las Fierbin\u0163i!\u00a0 Ame\u0163it de aerul tare al Puterii, \u201ecolonelul\u201d s-a gr\u0103bit s\u0103 se t\u0103v\u0103leasc\u0103 public \u00een mla\u015ftina \u00een care, \u00een secret, s-a sim\u0163it tot timpul confortabil. Dac\u0103 \u00eentr-adev\u0103r a lucrat cu capul acoperit, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u015ftie sigur de la americani (?) cine va fi \u00eensc\u0103unat la Cotroceni, \u015fi a ales momentul potrivit pentru a renun\u0163a public la vechea sold\u0103 cu termen scadent la \u00eencheierea actualului mandat preziden\u0163ial, av\u00eend \u00een vedere c\u0103 viitorii \u015fefi ai S.R.I \u015fi S.I.E vor fi numi\u0163i de c\u0103tre noul pre\u015fedinte al Rom\u00e2niei, care automat se va descotorosi de slugoii cu \u015ftate vechi. Fiecare, cu ga\u015fca lui! \u201eColonelul\u201d putea trece \u00een rezerva de spital, apel\u00eend la psihiatru,\u00a0 f\u0103r\u0103 tot circul demn de mil\u0103 \u015fi de sil\u0103, pentru c\u0103, oricum, urma s\u0103 fie deconspirat. Dar, ce s-a g\u00eendit? S\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 bomba servit\u0103 de pre\u015fedinte. Gestapo-vistul de la Tv. nu s-a detonat p\u00een\u0103 acum\u00a0 pentru c\u0103 era vorba despre niscaiva avantaje. A\u015fadar, Robi, s\u0103 te prezin\u0163i m\u00eeine la \u015fcoal\u0103 tuns zero, de m\u00een\u0103 cu cel care \u00ee\u0163i trimitea flutura\u015ful. Un spectacol pe cinste, regizat de gondolier! Prietenii \u015ftiu de ce \u201ecolonelul\u201d a ales s\u0103-\u015fi dea cu capul un \u015fut un fund, adic\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 un pas \u00eenainte, \u00een lizing, c\u0103tre next level. Unii avanseaz\u0103 doar prin astfel de extemporale cutez\u0103toare, care i-au marcat \u00eenc\u0103 de pe b\u0103ncile \u015fcolii.<\/p>\n

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Lustragii cu crema \u015fi peria de pantofi la epole\u0163i<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Colonelul, \u00een ghilimele, a aruncat pietroiul \u00een balt\u0103 st\u0103tut\u0103 \u015fi-a reu\u015fit s\u0103 stropeasc\u0103 toat\u0103 presa, pardon, s-o strop\u015feasc\u0103, s\u0103 produc\u0103 o isterie \u00een mas\u0103. Adic\u0103 Robi a devenit un os care a \u00eenecat toat\u0103 presa. Cunoa\u015ftem cu to\u0163ii c\u0103 depresia e o boal\u0103 ca oricare alta \u015fi se trateaz\u0103 la medic. Robi \u00eens\u0103 e sub demnitatea uman\u0103! Adic\u0103 se d\u0103 vedet\u0103, de\u015fi e fan amphetaminic al pre\u015fedintelui. Cum s\u0103 aib\u0103 boal\u0103 la cap, el, colonel al diversiunii! Se apropie finalul de mandat preziden\u0163ial, iar unii ziari\u015fti de \u201etalia\u201d \u00eenver\u015fun\u0103rii lui Robi, adic\u0103 ni\u015fte grada\u0163i din \u0103\u015ftia low cost, buni de folosit \u00een situa\u0163ii de urgen\u0163\u0103, lustragii cu crema \u015fi peria de pantofi la epole\u0163i, \u015ftiind c\u0103 nu vor mai putea l\u0103tra nici m\u0103car la lun\u0103 dup\u0103 alegeri, intr\u0103 \u00een sevraj \u015fi au nevoie urgent de medic. Pre\u015fedintele \u015ftie de ce \u015fi nu se sup\u0103r\u0103. \u00cen Rom\u00e2nia, s\u00eerbele mari s\u00eent f\u0103cute de structuri \u015fi servicii mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in secrete \u015fi discrete. Mare scofal\u0103!<\/p>\n

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Animalul cel slab e \u00eentotdeauna sortit pieirii<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Uita\u0163i-v\u0103 la c\u00ee\u0163iva dintre indivizii care \u015fi-au depus candidatura pentru preziden\u0163iale! Unii trebuie s\u0103-\u015fi duc\u0103 psihicul \u00eentr-un service pentru repara\u0163ii capitale, altfel, dac\u0103 \u00eencape pe m\u00eena lor, poporul va fi trimis \u00een spam. Matusalemicii care au vise de dragoste cu Cotroceniul, au nevoie de asistente pl\u0103tite ca s\u0103 nu confunde baia cu buc\u0103t\u0103ria, nu de semn\u0103turi adunate cu arcanul. La 73 de ani s\u0103 te visezi pre\u015fedinte al \u0162\u0103rii, e de-a dreptul periculos! Toate acestea ne plac \u015fi mai vrem. De 25 de ani \u00eei vot\u0103m pe m\u0103celarii chiaburi! \u015ei pentru c\u0103 s\u00eentem \u00een drum spre abator, \u00eei vom vota din nou, pentru ca ei s\u0103-\u015fi poat\u0103 \u0163ine din c\u00ee\u015ftigurile lor \u201emizerabile\u201d bone filipineze, s\u0103-\u015fi trimit\u0103 copiii \u00een gr\u0103dini\u0163e \u015fi \u015fcoli private de lux, s\u0103-\u015fi alimenteze ma\u015finile zbur\u0103toare \u015fi re\u015fedin\u0163ele luxoase, care fac c\u00eet leafa cet\u0103\u0163eanului rom\u00e2n pe un secol. Cum s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 haitele acestea de cleptocra\u0163i precum am\u0103r\u00ee\u0163ii de la bloc sau de la sat?, c\u00eend pot impune legea selec\u0163iei naturale. Animalul cel slab e \u00eentotdeauna sortit pieirii. Cu c\u00eet mai drastice \u015fi distructive m\u0103surile \u00eempotriva poporului, cu at\u00eet mai la \u00eendem\u00eena lor, tr\u0103darea, jaful na\u0163ional, escrocheria, dispre\u0163ul fa\u0163\u0103 de lege \u015fi fa\u0163\u0103 de turm\u0103.<\/p>\n

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(Acesta este un pamflet. Orice asem\u0103nare cu personaje reale este \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103toare, dar de net\u0103g\u0103duit.)<\/p>\n

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Maria Diana Popescu, Agero<\/p>\n

www.agero-stuttgart.de<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

S\u00eentem condu\u015fi spre pierzanie de indivizi \u201esupra-talenta\u0163i\u201d \u015fi str\u00eeng\u0103tori. S\u00eentem manipula\u0163i de jurnali\u015fti juc\u0103u\u015fi \u015fi juc\u0103tori, la r\u00eendul lor, manipula\u0163i [&hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole","category-linkuri-externe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19320"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19323,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19320\/revisions\/19323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}