{"id":21768,"date":"2015-03-13T17:19:14","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T17:19:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=21768"},"modified":"2015-03-13T17:28:07","modified_gmt":"2015-03-13T17:28:07","slug":"dorel-schor-ziceri-144146-%e2%80%93-parfum-incredibil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2015\/03\/13\/dorel-schor-ziceri-144146-%e2%80%93-parfum-incredibil\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorel Schor: Ziceri (144\/146) \u2013 Parfum &#038; Incredibil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-21769\" title=\"SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb\" src=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>PARFUM<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Un parfum (prea) puternic acoper\u0103, de regul\u0103, o putoare (prea) mare.<\/li>\n<li>Vom ob\u0163ine victoria cu orice pre\u0163 convenabil&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Impozitele sunt un fel de taxa de protec\u0163ie.<\/li>\n<li>\u0162i-e mil\u0103 de dracu&#8217;?! \u00cei por\u0163i traist\u0103&#8230; (rural\u0103).<\/li>\n<li>S\u0103n\u0103tate mult\u0103, c\u0103ci via\u0163a e un cadou (Getta Berghoff).<\/li>\n<li>Unii fac ba pe naivii, ba pe inteligen\u0163ii&#8230; Uneori \u00eens\u0103 le \u00eencurca.<\/li>\n<li>Per total, puterea creierului e mai mare dec\u00e2t a mu\u015fchilor.<\/li>\n<li>De ce ne-ar fi ru\u015fine fa\u0163\u0103 de un individ f\u0103r\u0103 ru\u015fine?<\/li>\n<li>Borfa\u015fii sunt de partea ho\u0163ilor.<\/li>\n<li>Are dreptate, dar cine nu are ast\u0103zi dreptate? (Vlad Nicolau).<\/li>\n<li>Interesant\u0103 p\u0103rerea unora&#8230; P\u0103cat c\u0103 ei nu \u015ftiu despre ce e vorba.<\/li>\n<li>C\u00e2nd doar a\u015ftep\u0163i, ai ce meri\u0163i&#8230; C\u00e2nd faci, po\u0163i avea ce dore\u015fti.<\/li>\n<li>Mersul pe jos face bra\u0163ul gros (folclor paradoxal).<\/li>\n<li>A \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit prea devreme, de\u015fi s-a n\u0103scut prea t\u00e2rziu&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Dac\u0103 te ui\u0163i la partenerii de poker \u015fi nu-\u0163i dai seama cine-i fraierul, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti tu! (de la Nae Cernaianu).<\/li>\n<li>Ca s\u0103 z\u00e2mbe\u015fti, nu ai nevoie de din\u0163i.<\/li>\n<li>Renun\u0163a la orgoliu, dar nu-l \u00eenlocui cu prostia!<\/li>\n<li>Dac\u0103 te-ai fixat la acest nivel, nu mai po\u0163i cere alt nivel.<\/li>\n<li>Nu mai citesc pentru c\u0103 tot ce era de spus s-a spus deja (Adrian Grauenfels).<\/li>\n<li>Nu po\u0163i s\u0103 accep\u0163i mierea \u015fi s\u0103 negi rolul albinelor.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>INCREDIBIL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Imposibilul e contemporan cu mul\u0163i dintre noi.<\/li>\n<li>Din stuguri acri nu poate ie\u015fi un vin dulce&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Noi avem \u015fi pu\u015fc\u0103ria\u015fi de marc\u0103. Voi ave\u0163i?&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Dragostea e oarb\u0103 \u015fi serviciile sociale sunt incompetente \u00een cazul acesta&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>Nu-i ru\u015finos s\u0103 te na\u015fti prost. Ru\u015finos este s\u0103 mori prost (Marin Sorescu).<\/li>\n<li>\u00centre minciun\u0103 \u015fi t\u0103cere nu este nici o diferen\u0163\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Pro\u015ftii \u00eenghit orice&#8230; \u015ei apoi au probleme cu digestia.<\/li>\n<li>Vor fi \u00eentotdeauna c\u00e2\u0163iva care vor sus\u0163ine c\u0103 viitorul e \u00een partea opus\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Nu \u00eenjura, dar nici nu uita \u00eenjur\u0103turile!<\/li>\n<li>Singurul bine este cunoa\u015fterea. Singurul r\u0103u este ignoran\u0163a (Socrate).<\/li>\n<li>R\u0103z\u00e2nd \u00eendrep\u0163i moravul, nu \u015fi arabul (Academia Ca\u0163avencu).<\/li>\n<li>Pe c\u00e2te unul \u00eel uit\u0103 Dumnezeu&#8230; La v\u00e2rsta lui e explicabil.<\/li>\n<li>Dac\u0103 \u0163i se spune c\u0103 e\u015fti modest, nu te l\u0103uda cu asta la toat\u0103 lumea (ebraic\u0103).<\/li>\n<li>Credem orice cu condi\u0163ia s\u0103 fie incredibil.<\/li>\n<li>Toleran\u0163a este cel\u0103lalt nume al libert\u0103\u0163ii (Mahatma G\u00e2ndi).<\/li>\n<li>Celui care uit\u0103 repede i se aduce des aminte&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>C\u00e2nd e\u015fti necorespunz\u0103tor \u00een func\u0163ie, dac\u0103 e\u015fti mic te d\u0103 afar\u0103. Dac\u0103 e\u015fti mare, te avanseaz\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Pu\u0163in\u0103 decen\u0163\u0103 nu stric\u0103 nici c\u00e2nd ne punem poalele \u00een cap.<\/li>\n<li>C\u00e2nd nedreptatea devine dreptate, rezisten\u0163a devine obligatorie (Berthold Brecht).<\/li>\n<li>Cartoful fierbinte se r\u0103ce\u015fte mai repede dac\u0103 e f\u0103cut piure.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>Dr. Dorel SCHOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>Duminic\u0103, 8 martie 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>Tel Aviv, Israel<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PARFUM &nbsp; Un parfum (prea) puternic acoper\u0103, de regul\u0103, o putoare (prea) mare. 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