{"id":21984,"date":"2015-03-19T14:22:42","date_gmt":"2015-03-19T14:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=21984"},"modified":"2015-03-19T14:22:42","modified_gmt":"2015-03-19T14:22:42","slug":"dorel-schor-ziceri-147148-frica-pisica-neagra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2015\/03\/19\/dorel-schor-ziceri-147148-frica-pisica-neagra\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorel Schor: Ziceri (147\/148) Frica &#038; Pisica neagr\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-21985\" title=\"SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb\" src=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb1-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>FRICA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Unora Dumnezeu le-a luat min\u0163ile, altora nici m\u0103car nu le-a dat.<\/li>\n<li>Cine nu este \u0163\u0103ran sau muncitor este intelectual?<\/li>\n<li>Politicienii \u00eent\u00e2i promit \u015fi apoi se compromit&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Nu c\u0103uta potcoave de cai verzi pe pere\u0163i!<\/li>\n<li>Oriunde \u00een lume te-ai afla, numeri \u015fi \u00eenjuri pe limba ta (Beatrice Vaisman<\/li>\n<li>O minciun\u0103 spus\u0103 de mai mul\u0163i \u00eenc\u0103 nu devine adev\u0103r.<\/li>\n<li>Sunt at\u00e2t de sup\u0103rat pe mine, c\u0103 nici nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 v\u0103d.<\/li>\n<li>Lucrurile pl\u0103cute vin rar \u015fi se termin\u0103 repede.<\/li>\n<li>Nimic nu se schimb\u0103, dar totul se transform\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>C\u00e2inele e cel mai bun prieten al omului, c\u00e2nd e dresat s\u0103 fie a\u015fa. C\u00e2nd nu, e invers! (Vlad Nicolau).<\/li>\n<li>Sentimentele nu pot contrazice argumentele.<\/li>\n<li>C\u00e2nd spunem c\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat o minune, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 noi nu am f\u0103cut nimic.<\/li>\n<li>Aura mediocritas, adic\u0103 aurul se g\u0103se\u015fte la mediocri.<\/li>\n<li>Ale mele, ale tale, aleluia<\/li>\n<li>Prietenii sunt plante de cultur\u0103. Trebuie s\u0103-i cultivi! (Nae Cern\u0103ianu).<\/li>\n<li>Juridic\u0103: deposedat\u0103 nu e bine, posedat\u0103 nici at\u00e2t&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Tragediile celebrit\u0103\u0163ilor sunt mai vizibile, deci mai mari.<\/li>\n<li>Dac\u0103 anul acesta vor fi alegeri libere, eu aleg Elve\u0163ia! (din Canada).<\/li>\n<li>Nu e prea important cum ai intrat \u00eentr-o aventur\u0103. Important este cum ie\u015fi din ea (Zoltan Terner).<\/li>\n<li>Uneori ura se na\u015fte din fric\u0103, alteori frica se na\u015fte din ur\u0103&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>PISICA NEAGR\u0102<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u201eScopul nostru este c\u0103 to\u0163i salaria\u0163ii din \u0163ara s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 un salariu mai mare dec\u00e2t cel mediu&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>Nu-i deloc u\u015for s\u0103 schimbi ceva care func\u0163ioneaz\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Dumnezeu nu \u015ftie geografie sau are vederea slab\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>C\u00e2nd ai capul tare, ra\u0163ionamentul e moale.<\/li>\n<li>Umoristul scrie pentru to\u0163i, z\u00e2mbesc cei mai mul\u0163i, \u00een\u0163elege cine poate (Roni C\u0103ciularu).<\/li>\n<li>Cet\u0103\u0163eanul inutil&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Dac\u0103 omu-i prost, e prost doar pentru el?<\/li>\n<li>C\u00e2nd simplificam prea mult sau complicam prea tare ajungem tot acolo.<\/li>\n<li>Unui domn r\u0103spunde-i ca un domn, iar unui m\u00e2rlan&#8230; tot ca un domn!<\/li>\n<li>Nimeni nu se mai mira deloc! Fiindc\u0103 nu ne mai mira nimic (Mircea Radu Iacoban).<\/li>\n<li>Nu po\u0163i avea ru\u015fine fa\u0163\u0103 de cei care nu au nici o ru\u015fine.<\/li>\n<li>\u00cenainte de a fi dezinformat e\u015fti neinformat.<\/li>\n<li>E greu s\u0103 prinzi o pisic\u0103 neagr\u0103 \u00eentr-o camer\u0103 \u00eentunecat\u0103, mai ales dac\u0103 pisica nu-i \u00een camer\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Nimeni nu vrea sfin\u0163i \u00een politic\u0103&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 \u00eenrobe\u015fti o \u0163ar\u0103, \u00eei distrugi educa\u0163ia (Calin Georgescu).<\/li>\n<li>Ve\u015ftile pe care le a\u015ftept\u0103m cel mai mult \u00eent\u00e2rzie cel mai des.<\/li>\n<li>O noutate mai veche: dracul cu fa\u0163\u0103 uman\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Convingerile ferme au un pre\u0163 mai mare.<\/li>\n<li>Se \u00eent\u00e2mpla s\u0103 \u015ftii mult \u015fi s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi pu\u0163in. Se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftii pu\u0163in \u015fi s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi mult (Zoltan Terner).<\/li>\n<li>Important e s\u0103 ai o bibliotec\u0103 \u00een cap, nu \u00een salon.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Dr. Dorel SCHOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Duminic\u0103, 15 martie 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Tel Aviv, Israel<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; FRICA &nbsp; Unora Dumnezeu le-a luat min\u0163ile, altora nici m\u0103car nu le-a dat. Cine nu este \u0163\u0103ran sau muncitor [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21984"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21987,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21984\/revisions\/21987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}