{"id":22311,"date":"2015-03-25T10:12:17","date_gmt":"2015-03-25T10:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=22311"},"modified":"2015-03-25T10:40:06","modified_gmt":"2015-03-25T10:40:06","slug":"dorel-schor-ziceri-1499150-punctul-pe-%e2%80%9ei%e2%80%9d-sa-fim-seriosi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2015\/03\/25\/dorel-schor-ziceri-1499150-punctul-pe-%e2%80%9ei%e2%80%9d-sa-fim-seriosi\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorel SCHOR: Ziceri &#8211; Punctul pe \u201ei\u201d &#038; S\u0103 fim serio\u0219i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-22312\" title=\"SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb\" src=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb2-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb2-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb2.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>PUNCTUL PE \u00a0\u201eI\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ce ghinion&#8230; S\u0103 vrei s\u0103 pui punctul pe \u201ei\u201d \u015fi s\u0103 te \u00eempiedici \u00eentr-o virgul\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Adversarul a fost \u00eencercuit. Cu creta!<\/li>\n<li>Mul\u0163i au pu\u0163in, pu\u0163ini au mult. Nu s-ar putea inversa? Ba da: pu\u0163ini au mult, mul\u0163i au pu\u0163in&#8230;!<\/li>\n<li>Tu \u00een ce secol te-ai trezit azi diminea\u0163\u0103?<\/li>\n<li>Nu te l\u0103sa v\u00e2ndut de du\u015fmani, prietenii o fac mult mai bine (Mihai Batog Bujeni\u0163\u0103).<\/li>\n<li>Un denun\u0163 f\u0103cut la timp face c\u00e2t zece anchete.<\/li>\n<li>O dat\u0103 deschis\u0103 o sticl\u0103 de vodc\u0103, trebuie terminat\u0103 obligatoriu (regul\u0103 ruseasc\u0103).<\/li>\n<li>Oamenii pot fi toleran\u0163i, dar legea nu!<\/li>\n<li>Cei care nu \u00een\u0163eleg un fenomen \u00eel consider\u0103 miracol sau conspira\u0163ie.<\/li>\n<li>Niciodat\u0103 nu am c\u0103utat munca grea, dar m-a g\u0103sit ea pe mine (Beatrice Vaisman).<\/li>\n<li>O oal\u0103 goal\u0103 face mai mult\u0103 g\u0103l\u0103gie dec\u00e2t \u00a0o oal\u0103 plin\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Nici o alian\u0163\u0103 nu supravie\u0163uie\u015fte Victoriei (din \u00een\u0163elepciunea popoarelor).<\/li>\n<li>Ne autoam\u0103gim, dar dup\u0103 aia ne auto-dezam\u0103gim&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Intelectualii nu au ce c\u0103uta \u00een politica.<\/li>\n<li>C\u00e2teodat\u0103 \u00eemi pare tare bine c\u0103 oamenii au inventat pictura: e bun\u0103 pentru suflet (Liviu L\u0103z\u0103rescu).<\/li>\n<li>\u00cei ia o mul\u0163iume de timp p\u00e2n\u0103 ia o hot\u0103r\u00e2re pripit\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Iar am c\u00e2\u015ftigat experien\u0163\u0103. Ce s\u0103 fac cu at\u00e2t de mult\u0103 experien\u0163\u0103?<\/li>\n<li>Nici o dictatur\u0103 nu a rezolvat at\u00e2tea probleme c\u00e2te a creat (Liviu Antonesei).<\/li>\n<li>Nu tolera\u0163i intoleran\u0163a!<\/li>\n<li>Pe aeroportul din Tel Aviv e un afi\u015f: \u201eMai veni\u0163i \u015fi frumo\u015fi, c\u0103 de\u015ftep\u0163i suntem destui&#8221; (anecdot\u0103).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>S\u0102 FIM SERIO\u015eI<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Cine e singur nu are pe cine da vina.<\/li>\n<li>\u015ei ateii \u00eenjur\u0103 de to\u0163i sfin\u0163ii.<\/li>\n<li>G\u00e2ndirea superficial\u0103 poate fi acoperit\u0103 cu o t\u0103cere profund\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Unii mor din gre\u015feal\u0103. Dar, g\u00e2ndi\u0163i-v\u0103 domnilor, c\u00e2t de mul\u0163i se nasc din gre\u015feal\u0103&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Poruncile s-au \u00eenmul\u0163it incredibil de mult. Cine le mai poate \u0163ine minte pe primele zece?!<\/li>\n<li>Fiecare r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu amintirile pe care le merit\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Cu v\u00e2rsta, actul sexual se transform\u0103 \u00eentr-un document sexual.<\/li>\n<li>S-a prezentat o doamn\u0103 elegant\u0103, \u00eentre dou\u0103 v\u00e2rste secrete.<\/li>\n<li>Pro\u015ftii sunt oameni ca \u015fi noi, f\u0103r\u0103 nici o deosebire.<\/li>\n<li>Steagul alb se murd\u0103re\u015fte cel mai repede.<\/li>\n<li>Cea mai r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit\u0103 virtute este cea a iner\u0163iei.<\/li>\n<li>\u0162i-a sl\u0103bit memoria? \u00cencepe s\u0103 spui numai adev\u0103rul.<\/li>\n<li>Sunt mult mai numero\u015fi cei care mustr\u0103 con\u015ftiin\u0163a altora.<\/li>\n<li>Mai bine discriminat dec\u00e2t incriminat.<\/li>\n<li>De c\u00e2nd memorez mai greu, uit mai u\u015for.<\/li>\n<li>Axiom\u0103 &#8211; mai u\u015for poate ajunge un milionar filozof, dec\u00e2t un filozof<\/li>\n<li>milionar.<\/li>\n<li>C\u00e2t de modest\u0103 pare ridichea&#8230; \u015ei totu\u015fi, \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 aere!<\/li>\n<li>Nimicul este inepuizabil.<\/li>\n<li>Ea a fost la Amsterdam&#8230; El s-a dus la Amsterdama&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Eu nu am sim\u0163ul umorului?! S\u0103 fim serio\u015fi!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Dr. Dorel SCHOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Duminic\u0103, 22 martie 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Tel Aviv, Israel<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PUNCTUL PE \u00a0\u201eI\u201d &nbsp; Ce ghinion&#8230; S\u0103 vrei s\u0103 pui punctul pe \u201ei\u201d \u015fi s\u0103 te \u00eempiedici \u00eentr-o virgul\u0103. 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