{"id":22674,"date":"2015-04-02T13:00:23","date_gmt":"2015-04-02T13:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=22674"},"modified":"2015-04-02T13:10:34","modified_gmt":"2015-04-02T13:10:34","slug":"dorel-schor-feisbuc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2015\/04\/02\/dorel-schor-feisbuc\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorel SCHOR: Schi\u0163e Umoristice &#8211; Feisbuc !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-22680\" title=\"SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb\" src=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb.jpg 242w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>Voi \u00eencepe cu o m\u0103rturisire: to\u0163i prietenii mei au cont pe feisbuc ( \u201efacebook\u201d&#8230; pentru cei care cauta nod in papura!). Asta nu ar trebui s\u0103 schimbe cu nimic rela\u0163iile dintre noi, dar \u00een fapt, ne vedem tot mai rar. De ce? Pentru c\u0103 eu nu am feeisbuc. Au \u00eencercat mai to\u0163i s\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103mureasc\u0103, mi-au explicat ce avantaje formidabile are procedura, ce posibilit\u0103\u0163i nelimitate de cunoa\u015ftere ofer\u0103, ce domenii necunoscute deschide, ce mul\u0163i prieteni noi mi-a\u015f putea face&#8230; Nu au reu\u015fit s\u0103 m\u0103 conving\u0103!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nu sunt eu omul s\u0103 stau \u00een cas\u0103, s\u0103 privesc ore \u00eentregi ecranul mic, s\u0103 renun\u0163 la leg\u0103tura direct\u0103 de la om la om. Iar prieteni noi, cuno\u015ftin\u0163e interesante, mai degrab\u0103 stabile\u015fti prin contact direct \u015fi nu fiind prietenul prietenului unui prieten de care n-ai habar. Tot ce se poate face pe feisbuc se poate realiza mult mai u\u015for comport\u00e2ndu-te absolut normal. De exemplu, \u00eentr-o zi am ie\u015fit pe strada, am intrat la un supermarket \u015fi m-am adresat unui domn simpatic care st\u0103tea la coad\u0103 la una din casse \u015fi se scobea pa\u015fnic cu un chibrit \u00eentre m\u0103sele.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0&#8211; Fiica mea a ie\u015fit premiant\u0103 \u00een clasa patra, i-am spus.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0&#8211; Felicit\u0103rile mele&#8230; Stai la coad\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Exact ca pe feisbuc. M-am instalat \u00een spatele lui \u015fi imediat a venit o femeie gras\u0103 \u00een urma mea. I-am spus acela\u015f lucru. Nu mi-a r\u0103spuns, dar a trecut discret la o alt\u0103 casieri\u0163\u0103. Perfect. Ce&#8230; la fesbuc to\u0163i \u00ee\u0163i r\u0103spund?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00cen zilele urm\u0103toare m-am adresat numai unor necunoscu\u0163i cu aer de intelectuali. Le-am ar\u0103tat instantanee din armat\u0103 \u015fi fotografii de la nunta socrilor mei, le-am spus p\u0103rerea mea despre situa\u0163ia interna\u0163ional\u0103 \u015fi am f\u0103cut unele sugestii apropo de sc\u0103derea \u015fomajului \u015fi de dieta de sl\u0103bire care trebuie asociat\u0103 exerci\u0163iilor fizice. \u00cen alt\u0103 zi, \u00een autobuz, am discutat despre pre\u0163ul petrolului \u015fi ac\u0163iunea de deratizare ini\u0163iat\u0103 de prim\u0103rii, leg\u0103tura dintre acestea \u015fi al-qaida. Le-am povestit despre Luculus, c\u00e2inele nostru \u015fi vaccinurile pe care trebuie s\u0103 le fac\u0103 periodic. Nu toat\u0103 lumea a fost de acord cu mine, dar tocmai aceasta d\u0103 farmec unui colocviu de nivel.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Feisbucul \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 posibilitatea s\u0103-\u0163i faci prieteni noi? Poate c\u0103 prieteni este un cuv\u00e2nt exagerat, dar \u00een orice caz amici, cuno\u015ftin\u0163e, rela\u0163ii da, pot spune c\u0103 am reu\u015fit peste poate. \u015ei \u00eenc\u0103 dintre oameni cu preg\u0103tire special\u0103, medici de la sta\u0163ia de salvare \u015fi psihiatri, poli\u0163i\u015fti de la ordinea public\u0103 \u015fi al\u0163i oameni \u00een uniform\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Dorel SCHOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Tel Aviv, Israel<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>26 martie 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voi \u00eencepe cu o m\u0103rturisire: to\u0163i prietenii mei au cont pe feisbuc ( \u201efacebook\u201d&#8230; pentru cei care cauta nod in [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22674"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22677,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22674\/revisions\/22677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}