{"id":22729,"date":"2015-04-05T08:47:05","date_gmt":"2015-04-05T08:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=22729"},"modified":"2015-04-05T16:21:49","modified_gmt":"2015-04-05T16:21:49","slug":"george-roca-printre-sticle-si-ulcele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2015\/04\/05\/george-roca-printre-sticle-si-ulcele\/","title":{"rendered":"George ROCA: Printre sticle \u0219i ulcele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/GR-smile-.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-22730\" title=\"GR smile\" src=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/GR-smile--300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/GR-smile--300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/GR-smile--150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/GR-smile-.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>STICLE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Motto:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"left\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 De la beat c\u00e2rcium\u0103 vin<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"left\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Merg pe gard de drum m\u0103 \u0163in,<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"left\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei c\u00e2nd latr\u0103 c\u00e2teodat\u0103 <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"left\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dau cu c\u00e2inii dup\u0103 piatr\u0103&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (<strong>Folclor de mahala)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00cent\u00e2lnindu-l pe Pericle,<\/p>\n<p>\u00eemi strig\u0103, cu voce tare:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eM\u0103i amice, de e\u015fti mare,<\/p>\n<p>gase\u015fte-o rim\u0103 la \u201esticle\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>M-a dat gata, nea Pericle<\/p>\n<p>dar&#8230; cuprins de constipa\u0163ie,<\/p>\n<p>nu am nici o inspira\u0163ie<\/p>\n<p>s\u0103 g\u0103sesc rim\u0103 la \u201esticle\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nici chiar Veronica Micle,<\/p>\n<p>sau Eminescu Mihai,<\/p>\n<p>n-au vreun vers, mai ditamai,<\/p>\n<p>care rimeaz\u0103 cu \u201esticle\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>De s-ar transforma \u00een \u201ecicle\u201d<\/p>\n<p>pluralul de la ciclu,<\/p>\n<p>sau acel de la biciclu,<\/p>\n<p>ar rima, parc\u0103, cu \u201esticle\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Din cauza lui Pericle,<\/p>\n<p>am stat treaz \u00eentreaga noapte,<\/p>\n<p>dar nici p\u00e2n\u0103-n zori, la \u015fapte,<\/p>\n<p>n-am g\u0103sit rima la \u201esticle\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Am migrene de la \u201esticle\u201d,<\/p>\n<p>de nesomn \u015fi oboseal\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>dar am de dat socoteal\u0103<\/p>\n<p>lui Pericle!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Am b\u0103ut vodka din sticle,<\/p>\n<p>recit\u00e2nd \u00een g\u00e2nd din Micle<\/p>\n<p>\u015fi schimb\u00e2nd dou\u0103 bicicle<\/p>\n<p>ajung la conu&#8217; Pericle.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cel g\u0103sesc tr\u00e2ntit sub pat,<\/p>\n<p>mort de beat<\/p>\n<p>\u015fi \u00eenconjurat de \u201esticle\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nu-l pot trezi pe Pericle<\/p>\n<p>din mirajul lui Morfeu,<\/p>\n<p>dar de ce s\u0103 mint, nici eu,<\/p>\n<p>nu prea fac fa\u0163\u0103 la \u201esticle\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cei scriu r\u0103va\u015f lui Pericle,<\/p>\n<p>pe un petec de ziar:<\/p>\n<p><em>Recunosc ca n-am habar<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>s\u0103 g\u0103sesc rima la \u201esticle\u201d\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Gogomanule Pericle,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>cu ciorapi ro\u015fii de lycre,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>de e\u015fti a\u015fa tare-n sticle<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>g\u0103se\u015fte-o rim\u0103 la \u201eicre\u201d!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>LA CIN\u0102 CU EVITA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Stimat\u0103 doamn\u0103 Evita<\/p>\n<p>Mult iubit\u0103 \u015fi privit\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Ai no\u015ftri nu v\u0103 evit\u0103<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei la cin\u0103 v\u0103 invit\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 ora-i potrivit\u0103<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei ocazia-i ivit\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Masa poate fi servit\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>Oferim ciorb\u0103 de vit\u0103<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sarmale-n foi de vi\u0163\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Iar la felul trei alvi\u0163\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Vin, bere \u015fi \u015flibovi\u0163\u0103<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei orchestra lui Iovi\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ATHEN<\/strong><strong>\u00c9<\/strong><strong>E 1975<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hai la Athen\u00e9e Palace<\/p>\n<p>Unde nou\u0103 mult ne place!<\/p>\n<p>Lumea bun\u0103-a capitalei<\/p>\n<p>Vine s\u0103 stea la taclale<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei s\u0103 trag\u0103 un vizichi,<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 \u00eel vad\u0103 pe Patrichi,<\/p>\n<p>Pe Pascu cu cascadorii<\/p>\n<p>La mas\u0103 cu trei prigorii<\/p>\n<p>\u00cembr\u0103cate-n geci de scai<\/p>\n<p>Dai un ban, po\u0163i sa le ai!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Dou\u0103 para\u015fute mute,<\/p>\n<p>Cu tarif de \u201e\u015fapte sute\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nem\u00e2ncate de o lun\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Stau la masa cea mai bun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Au aman\u0163i, doi negrotei<\/p>\n<p>Camera 303<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei-un p\u00e2rlit ar\u0103boi<\/p>\n<p>De la 202.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-un col\u0163 Nicolaescu<\/p>\n<p>Bea cafea cu Albulescu.<\/p>\n<p>Printre sticle \u015fi ulcele<\/p>\n<p>Puc\u0103, P\u00e2c\u0103, M\u0103l\u0103iele&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Iar colea l\u00e2ng\u0103-intrare<\/p>\n<p>R\u0103utu \u015fi M\u0103laimare!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nicu \u015fi cu doi jeala\u0163i<\/p>\n<p>Servesc varz\u0103 cu c\u00e2rna\u0163i<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce-ai b\u0103ut la bar<\/p>\n<p>Opt sticle de Murfatlar!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Directoru\u2019 Anastasiu<\/p>\n<p>Se ceart\u0103 cu un chefliu<\/p>\n<p>Explic\u00e2ndu-i c\u0103 nu-i place<\/p>\n<p>Be\u0163ivi l-Athen\u00e9e Palace<\/p>\n<p>Care e pu\u015fi pe scandal<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei-l trimite la spital<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi fac\u0103 un control<\/p>\n<p>La cap \u015fi la demisol&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jos la barul cel de noapte<\/p>\n<p>Intr\u0103 numai cine poate<\/p>\n<p>Trei str\u0103ini, cinci bi\u015fnitari<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 e plata \u00een dolari.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nt\u0103 Virginica Ciuciu<\/p>\n<p>La \u0163ambal, neagr\u0103 ca tuciu.<\/p>\n<p>Osp\u0103tari cu epoleti<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei mul\u0163i bo\u015fi be\u0163i-cri\u0163\u0103-be\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Foaie verde ciumafai<\/p>\n<p>Dai un ban, onoare ai,<\/p>\n<p>C-a\u015fa-i l\u2019Athen\u00e9e Palace<\/p>\n<p>Unde nou\u0103 mult ne place!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>\u00ceN PAHAR&#8230; \u0162I-AI G\u0102SIT BELEAUA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Unui poet&#8230; cam prea tr\u0103g\u0103tor la m\u0103sea!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong><em>Motto:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Simt ca ai \u00eentinerit<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Poate asta sim\u0163i \u015fi tu&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mintea iar \u0163i-a revenit<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cu cel mai perfect IQ !<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 O pierduse-\u015fi vai de tine<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u0162i-o luase poate dracu&#8217;,<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sau femeia, sau paharu&#8217;&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 D-ai gasit-o la tzenaclu!<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">*<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">C\u00e2nd \u0163i-ai luat ma\u015fin\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Ai vrut s\u0103-i faci safteaua,<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Intr\u00e2nd \u00een prima cr\u00e2\u015fm\u0103,<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Dar \u0163i-ai g\u0103sit beleaua!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Matol, sp\u0103rgeai pahare<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Dans\u00e2nd vesel maneaua<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Dar un chefliu, de ciud\u0103,<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\u0162i-a dat \u00een cap\u2026 beleaua!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Te-au luat \u00een ambulan\u0163\u0103,<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Doi felceri, cu salteaua,<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\u015ei \u0163i-ai g\u0103sit b\u0103iete,<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Doar la spital, beleaua!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">C\u00e2nd te-ai trezit din vise<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Cu creierul ca neaua<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\u0162i se <em>\u201elimba prin gur\u0103<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>plimba \u015fi cu&#8230; beleaua\u201d<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">O muza-\u0163i spunea parc\u0103<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">S\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i scrii poezeaua<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Cu rime ne\u00een\u0163elese,<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\u015ei te-a convins beleaua!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Nu cred c\u0103 versurile-\u0163i<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Sunt dulci precum halvaua<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Sun\u0103 cam cherchelite&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Alcoolul e beleaua!<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">C\u00e2nd dup\u0103 mahmureal\u0103<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Te va trezi cafeaua<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Ar fi bine s\u0103 cuge\u0163i<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Cum s\u0103 evi\u0163i beleaua!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>PARODIE \u00ceN ROMGLEZ\u0102 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>PENTRU JONU MAICHII<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Motto:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201eI love you domni\u015foar\u0103<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015fi sunt very mahnit\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 c\u0103ci when I speak engleza<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 you r\u00e2zi necontenit&#8230;\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Robo\u0163elu\u2019)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jonu, <em>when<\/em> erai copil<\/p>\n<p>Duceai caprele la <em>hill<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dar amu c\u00e2nd e\u015fti <em>playboy<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Don\u2019t remember<\/em> plai cu boi.<\/p>\n<p>Te \u00eembraci cam indecent<\/p>\n<p>Cu haine de <em>second hand<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Iar \u201enoroc\u201d c\u00e2nd e s\u0103 dai<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u015ftii <em>only \u201eceau\u201d<\/em> \u015fi <em>\u201ehi\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>How do you do<\/em>, te-ntreab-o <em>cow<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Tu r\u0103spunzi: \u201e<em>Duiu hau-hau\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u0162i-ai schimbat numele \u00een <em>John<\/em>,<\/p>\n<p>Dar \u0163\u0103ranii-\u0163i spun tot Ion!<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-o nar\u0103 por\u0163i belciug<\/p>\n<p>Ca \u015fi taurul la plug,<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen spr\u00e2ncean\u0103-ai trei cercei<\/p>\n<p>Cump\u0103rati pe dol\u0103rei<\/p>\n<p>De la Chivu de la col\u0163,<\/p>\n<p>Sut\u0103 la sut\u0103 gablon\u0163!<\/p>\n<p><em>Heavy metal<\/em>, ce s\u0103 zic?<\/p>\n<p>\u0162i-ai pus <em>rings<\/em> \u015fi-n buric.<\/p>\n<p><em>Macho-man<\/em> Johnica-maichii<\/p>\n<p>\u0162i-ai f\u0103cut frizur\u0103 spiky<\/p>\n<p>Sem\u0103n\u00e2nd cu un arici<\/p>\n<p>Dai din bici \u015fi face plici!<\/p>\n<p>Piele groas\u0103 pe obraz<\/p>\n<p>De opt zile e\u015fti neras<\/p>\n<p>Ca Silvestru lu\u2019 Stalone<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen filmul cu Sharon Stone.<\/p>\n<p>Por\u0163i <em>blue jeans <\/em>c-a\u015fa e moda<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei bei numa\u2019 <em>whisky and soda <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pe pensia lu\u2019 b\u0103tr\u00e2na&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>La munc\u0103, nu la-ntins m\u00e2na!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u015eI UNA MIC\u0102-N ENGLEZ\u0102 !<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Motto:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Un \u015foarece, dup\u0103 ce a b\u0103ut <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 o boab\u0103 de strugure&#8230; <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u0163ipa prin t\u00e2rg foarte curajos: <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201eUnde-i pisica s\u0103-i execut un&#8230; viol !?\u201d)<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Banc vechi)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">The mouse who liked a drop of wine<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Is telling to a porcupine:<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>\u201eI feel so tough and so valiant<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>That I could trash an elephant<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><em>And calling him a big swine!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>EU \u015eI RU\u015eII MEI<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Motto:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201eDac\u0103-i dai nas lui Ivan<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u0162i se urc\u0103 pe divan<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 C\u0103ci rusu obraznicu\u2019<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 tot praznicu\u2019<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei nu d\u0103 un ban!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Surogat de limericks)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Igor a b\u0103ut o sticl\u0103 de vodc\u0103<\/p>\n<p>oferindu-mi \u015fi mie un pahar!<\/p>\n<p>Oleg a b\u0103ut dou\u0103 sticle de vodc\u0103<\/p>\n<p>oferidu-mi \u015fi mie un pahar.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce am terminat de b\u0103ut<\/p>\n<p>cele dou\u0103 pahare de vodc\u0103<\/p>\n<p>mi s-a comunicat destul de oficial<\/p>\n<p>c\u0103 a venit r\u00e2ndul meu s\u0103 fac cinste.<\/p>\n<p>I-am oferit lui Igor un pahar de vodc\u0103<\/p>\n<p>dar acesta mi-a spus c\u0103 el nu bea cu paharul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I-am oferit \u015fi lui Oleg un pahar de vodc\u0103<\/p>\n<p>dar mi-a f\u0103cut semn c\u0103 el bea doar cu sticla<\/p>\n<p>ridic\u00e2nd dou\u0103 degete \u00een aer!<\/p>\n<p>Am vrut s\u0103 le demonstrez<\/p>\n<p>c\u0103 paharul lor are aceia\u015fi capacitate<\/p>\n<p>cu paharul meu \u015fi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>s-au sup\u0103rat!<\/p>\n<p>Mi-au repro\u015fat c\u0103 nu \u015ftiu<\/p>\n<p>s\u0103-mi pl\u0103tesc datoriile<\/p>\n<p>\u015fi au \u00eenceput s\u0103 m\u0103 alerge cu tancul.<\/p>\n<p>De prins, n-au putut s\u0103 m\u0103 prind\u0103<\/p>\n<p>deoarece \u015ftiam c\u0103 fuga e s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Din gre\u015feal\u0103 am c\u0103lcat pe o min\u0103<\/p>\n<p>\u015fi astfel am ajuns \u00een rai!<\/p>\n<p>Unul mic cu turban<\/p>\n<p>le-a aruncat ru\u015filor mei<\/p>\n<p>o portocal\u0103 de fier pe gaura turelei<\/p>\n<p>\u015fi nu dup\u0103 mult timp<\/p>\n<p>au b\u0103tut \u015fi d\u00e2n\u015fii la poarta raiului!<\/p>\n<p>Eram iar to\u0163i trei,<\/p>\n<p>Eu \u015fi ru\u015fii mei!<\/p>\n<p>Ne\u015ftiind s\u0103 spun\u0103 rug\u0103ciuni,<\/p>\n<p>Oleg \u015fi Igor au fost muta\u0163i<\/p>\n<p>disciplinar la subsol!<\/p>\n<p>De atunci am devenit om liber!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>George ROCA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Sydney, Australia<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>1 aprilie 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>STICLE \u00a0 Motto: \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 De la beat c\u00e2rcium\u0103 vin \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Merg pe gard de drum m\u0103 \u0163in, \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei c\u00e2nd 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