{"id":22875,"date":"2015-04-08T13:26:43","date_gmt":"2015-04-08T13:26:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=22875"},"modified":"2015-04-08T13:27:17","modified_gmt":"2015-04-08T13:27:17","slug":"dorel-schor-doleante-romantice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2015\/04\/08\/dorel-schor-doleante-romantice\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorel Schor: Dolean\u021be romantice"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\"\"<\/a> – schi\u021b\u0103 –<\/p>\n

\u00a0Nu era foarte t\u00e2rziu… Era abia trecut de zece seara, dup\u0103 orarul de var\u0103, dar Mena\u015fe \u015fi Rozica se \u015fi b\u0103gaser\u0103 \u00een pat pentru c\u0103 el vroia s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 ziarul, iar ea nu avea ce s\u0103 vad\u0103 la televizor. Mena\u015fe era bine cufundat \u00een lectur\u0103, tocmai ap\u0103ruse un precalcul despre major\u0103rile de salarii, cu un tabel brutto \u015fi netto, dar Rozica se plictisea de moarte, la ora aceea nu mai putea telefona nim\u0103nui, somn \u00eenc\u0103 nu-i era, ce putea s\u0103 fac\u0103?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0\u00cel privi pe Mena\u015fe dintr-o parte… Constat\u0103 c\u0103 p\u0103rul i se r\u0103rea \u00een cre\u015ftet, avea c\u00e2teva riduri \u00een col\u0163urile ochilor, era u\u015for transpirat. A\u015fa c\u0103 \u00eei spuse:<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Tu nu m\u0103 mai iube\u015fti, Mena\u015fe…<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Da, morm\u0103i Mena\u015fe, abia dac\u0103 acoper\u0103 scumpirile…<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Tu nu m\u0103 mai iube\u015fti ca alt\u0103dat\u0103! insist\u0103 Rozica.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Fii atent\u0103 \u015fi tu, se r\u0103suci el u\u015for. Ofer\u0103 un plus dup\u0103 trei luni, calculat pe optzeci la sut\u0103 \u015fi o singur\u0103 lun\u0103, cu major\u0103rile de pre\u0163uri, \u00ee\u0163i \u00eenghite toat\u0103 diferen\u0163a…<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Nici m\u0103car nu e\u015fti atent la ce-\u0163i vorbesc, se sup\u0103r\u0103 femeia. Cred c\u0103 au trecut ani de c\u00e2nd nu mi-ai f\u0103cut un cadou, de c\u00e2nd nu mi-ai adus flori, de c\u00e2nd nu mi-ai f\u0103cu un compliment care nu cost\u0103… Te-ai blazat, te-ai l\u0103sat cople\u015fit de probleme materiale, nu mai e\u015fti romantic, nu mai cite\u015fti poezii…<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Romantism!? se mir\u0103 el. Iar ai citit vreo carte siropoas\u0103 de la madam Oi\u0163erman? Sau ai v\u0103zut un film \u00een care el o iube\u015fte \u00een contra voin\u0163ei familiei…? Cu romantism vrei s\u0103 cumperi sandale b\u0103iatului? Cu poezii vrei s\u0103 te duci \u00een pia\u0163\u0103 sau la supermarket?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0Se r\u0103suci cu totul \u00eenspre ea. Z\u00e2mbi blajin \u015fi \u00eei \u015fopti:<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Exist\u0103 o singur\u0103 solu\u0163ie. Nu e cea mai romantic\u0103, dar…<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Dar? \u00eentreb\u0103 ea juc\u0103u\u015f, ca o feti\u015fcan\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Grev\u0103! \u015fopti Mena\u015fe. S\u0103 facem grev\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Du-te-n colo! rosti sever Rozica \u015fi chiar \u00eel \u00eempinse sup\u0103rat\u00ee. Numai probleme economice, revendic\u0103ri sociale, materialism \u015fi iar materialism p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi \u00een pat! Nu mai ce s\u0103 vorbe\u015fti cu nevast\u0103-ta? Ori ziar, ori radio, ori emisiunile de \u015ftiri de la televizor… Spui c\u0103 madam Oi\u0163erman \u00eemi d\u0103 romane siropoase. Dar ce ai vrea s\u0103 fac? S\u0103 vorbesc politic\u0103 cu ea? Madam Oi\u0163erman e mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 dec\u00e2t mine dar la ei \u00een cas\u0103 sunt flori \u00een toate camerele. Are inele pe toate degetele, tablouri pe to\u0163i pere\u0163ii…<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Conturi \u00een toate b\u0103ncile…, complet\u0103 Mena\u015fe moroc\u0103nos. Eu sunt salariat, preciz\u0103 Mena\u015fe. \u015ei tu nu m\u0103 la\u015fi s\u0103 fac grev\u0103! Vrei inele, vrei tablouri, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi flori vrei, dar de unde? Din leaf\u0103? Sau s\u0103 iau un \u00eemprumut de la Oi\u0163erman \u015fi s\u0103-i spun c\u0103 \u00eemi trebuie urgent pentru odicolon…<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Nu vreau odicolon, spuse Rozica. \u0162i-am cerut eu \u0163ie odicolon? Vreau, pur \u015fi simplu s\u0103 mai st\u0103m de vorb\u0103 ca alt\u0103dat\u0103, ca atunci c\u00e2nd ne plimbam la F\u0103lticeni \u00een centru \u015fi tu \u00eemi spuneai poezii moderne pe care eu nu le \u00een\u0163elegeam…<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Parc\u0103 eu le \u00een\u0163elegeam.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Nu conteaz\u0103, important e c\u0103 atunci nu vroiai s\u0103 faci grev\u0103. \u015ei nu aveam locuin\u0163\u0103, st\u0103team la p\u0103rin\u0163ii mei, dar eram ferici\u0163i… Discutam numai prostii… Acum nici nu vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 ascul\u0163i. Nu-\u0163i pas\u0103 de dorin\u0163ele mele modeste. Poate c\u0103 o femeie are visele ei, dorin\u0163ele ei secrete, micile ei planuri.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Bine, zise binevoitor Mena\u015fe. Cam ce dorin\u0163\u0103 secret\u0103 ai?!<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– A\u015fa da! se lipi Rozica de pieptul lui. A\u015f dori s\u0103 avem \u015fi noi o vil\u0103 ca Oi\u0163ermanii. N-ar fi bine? Cu bazin de \u00eenot…<\/p>\n

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DOREL SCHOR<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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