{"id":22919,"date":"2015-04-09T12:01:59","date_gmt":"2015-04-09T12:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=22919"},"modified":"2015-04-10T10:24:10","modified_gmt":"2015-04-10T10:24:10","slug":"dorel-schor-insula-deja-vu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2015\/04\/09\/dorel-schor-insula-deja-vu\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorel SCHOR: Insula &#038; Deja Vu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-22920\" title=\"SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb\" src=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb4-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb4-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb4.jpg 242w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>INSULA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>P\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi cel care nu are prieteni, are du\u015fmani.<\/li>\n<li>Am pus cap\u0103t discu\u0163iei, dar discu\u0163ia avea dou\u0103 capete&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Televiziunea \u015fi demografia sunt valori invers propor\u0163ionale.<\/li>\n<li>Capetele goale au o rezonan\u0163\u0103 mult mai bun\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>I-a trebuit mult timp p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ia o decizie rapid\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Cine se simte oriunde ca la el acas\u0103, nu are cas\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>S\u0103 fii prost la timp e o chestie de geniu!<\/li>\n<li>Cine te cunoa\u015fte de mic, nu accept\u0103 c\u0103 po\u0163i fi \u015fi mare.<\/li>\n<li>Toate zvonurile au o baz\u0103, dar nu toate au un v\u00e2rf.<\/li>\n<li>Minus cu minus d\u0103 plus, dar ce te faci dac\u0103 se afl\u0103?<\/li>\n<li>Z\u00e2mbetul e mai mic dec\u00e2t r\u00e2sul, dar e mai matur.<\/li>\n<li>Uliul nu prinde mu\u015fte&#8230; Face alte pagube.<\/li>\n<li>Unii mint cu neru\u015finare. Al\u0163ii se jeneaz\u0103 un pic.<\/li>\n<li>L-au l\u0103udat ca s\u0103 tac\u0103!<\/li>\n<li>A\u015f fugi de lume \u00eentr-o insul\u0103&#8230; \u015ei insula aceea s\u0103 fie Marea Britanie!<\/li>\n<li>\u015ei pe leu \u00eel m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 p\u0103duchii&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>\u00cen catedrale, sfin\u0163ii au numere de inventar.<\/li>\n<li>Cu c\u00e2t vine mai mult\u0103 lume, cu at\u00e2t te sim\u0163i mai izolat.<\/li>\n<li>\u015ei pro\u015ftii \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc, chiar dac\u0103 le ia mai mult timp.<\/li>\n<li>Nu \u015ftii c\u00e2t de mult\u0103 ap\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un pahar, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu \u0163i se vars\u0103 \u00een pat.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>DEJA VU&#8230;<\/strong><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Umorul te salveaza oriunde si oricind, daca nu te infunda mai tare&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Am mai auzit chestia asta, e deja vu!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Bea apa din izvorul de unde beau caii. Calul nu bea niciodata dintr-o apa rea (Serafim de Sarov).<\/li>\n<li>Are spirit, dar nu comercial&#8230; Poate ca e mai bine asa.<\/li>\n<li>Cele mai multe ode sunt dedicate tiranilor odiosi&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Nu a jignit-o! Ia spus vaca, dar in India vaca e un animal sfint!<\/li>\n<li>Marlanii intelectuale exista? Exista!<\/li>\n<li>Este extrem de greu sa spui de zeci de ori acelas lucru, fara sa repeti aceleasi vorbe (Mircea Radu Iacoban).<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Inutilul bine temperat&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>A imbatrinit prea devreme desi s-a nascut prea tirziu.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Am citit textele trimise&#8230; Muzica e grozava&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>Cind nu ai nimic de spus, dar nu poti sa taci, citeaza din clasici.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8211; Da, bre, locul! \u00a0 &#8211; Ia brelocul! \u00a0 (George Roca).<\/li>\n<li>Guvernul a decis modernizarea salariilor si pensiilor.<\/li>\n<li>Pierzi timpul biciuind un cal mort&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Un necaz nu vine niciodata singur, sunt destui care il ajuta.<\/li>\n<li>I s-a reprosat ca e prea echidistant fata de alti oameni.<\/li>\n<li>Frumusetea modelelor e perisabila. Pacat! (Liviu Marcu).<\/li>\n<li>Cunosc parerea ta despre mine, dar a mea despre tine e si mai rea!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Dr. Dorel SCHOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Duminic\u0103, 5 aprilie 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Tel Aviv, Israel<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>INSULA &nbsp; P\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi cel care nu are prieteni, are du\u015fmani. Am pus cap\u0103t discu\u0163iei, dar discu\u0163ia avea dou\u0103 capete&#8230; [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22919"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22922,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22919\/revisions\/22922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}