{"id":23216,"date":"2015-04-20T07:00:47","date_gmt":"2015-04-20T07:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=23216"},"modified":"2015-04-20T07:17:49","modified_gmt":"2015-04-20T07:17:49","slug":"harry-ross-cine-a-sedus-o-pe-lizette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2015\/04\/20\/harry-ross-cine-a-sedus-o-pe-lizette\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Ross: Cine a sedus-o pe Lizette?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Cine a sedus-o pe Lizette ?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00cempotriva obiceiului s\u0103u de a-\u015fi servi cafeaua \u00een birou, domnul director Karakovski s-a dus ast\u0103zi la bufetul teatrului. N-a fost pe acolo de mult. Nu-i prea place s\u0103 stea \u00een mijlocul actorilor, care fumeaz\u0103 ca turcii \u015fi povestesc bancuri porcoase. Lizette, bufetiera, r\u0103mase \u015fi ea mirat\u0103, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-\u015fi \u015feful cel mare. F\u0103cu o mic\u0103 plec\u0103ciune \u015fi z\u00e2mbi st\u00e2ngace. \u00centreb\u0103 cu ce poate fi servit domnul director?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – O cafea dubl\u0103, cu pu\u0163in lapte \u015fi o linguri\u0163\u0103 de zah\u0103r, zise acesta, salut\u00e2nd din cap pe cei c\u00e2\u0163iva gur\u0103-casc\u0103, aduna\u0163i \u00een jurul s\u0103u. N-am nici o veste bun\u0103 pentru voi, zise, f\u0103r\u0103 a fi \u00eentrebat. Nu \u015ftiu ce pies\u0103 vom juca \u015fi nici cine va fi \u00een distribu\u0163ie. Apoi \u00eencepu s-o studieze pe bufetiera. Era o fat\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u015fi foarte dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103, cu p\u0103rul adunat \u00eentr-un coc ordonat \u00a0\u015fi spr\u00e2ncene neobi\u015fnuit de stufoase. Lucra aici de numai c\u00eeteva luni. A fost angajat\u0103 \u00een locul bufetierei care s-a pensionat. Domni\u015foara avea un profil pl\u0103cut, care nu putea trece neobservat de un iubitor al frumosului. C\u00e2nd se apropie cu cafeaua, directorul descoperi c\u0103 burtica fetii e cam m\u0103ricic\u0103. \u201dHopa, zise \u00een g\u00e2nd, e deja gravid\u0103. De la cine oare?\u201dC\u00e2nd prelu\u0103 cea\u015fca, \u00eentreb\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 un intreres deosecit:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ce, \u00een cur\u00e2nd vom fi doi? Fata nu r\u0103spunse, de parc\u0103 n-ar fi \u00een\u0163eles aluzia. Directorul insist\u0103. Pe c\u00e2nd na\u015fterea? Fata \u00ee\u015fi deschise ochii mari, \u015fi ele de culoarea cafelei, apoi zise:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Peste c\u00e2teva luni.<\/p>\n

Discu\u0163ia s-ar fi \u00eencheiat aici, dac\u0103 domnul Karakovski n-ar fi fost un ins peste m\u0103sur\u0103 de curios. Voia s\u0103 \u015ftie tot ce mi\u015fc\u0103-n teatru. Cine cu cine tr\u0103ie\u015fte, cine cu cine clevete\u015fte, cine cu cine unelte\u015fte. Chiar \u015fi lucrurile care n-aveau nici \u00een clin, nici \u00een m\u00e2nec\u0103 cu func\u0163ia lui, pe dumnealui \u00eel preocupau. Acum, p\u00e2ntecul bufetierei i-a v\u00e2r\u00e2t un cui \u00een cap. Cine o \u00a0fi sedus-o \u015fi a l\u0103sat-o gravid\u0103? \u201dTrecu \u00een revist\u0103 pe to\u0163i fustangiii din teatru, puse cap la cap rela\u0163iile pe care le cuno\u015ftea, dar nu fu capabil s\u0103 ghiceasc\u0103 cine e seduc\u0103torul. \u00cei p\u0103rea r\u0103u de fata aceasta, abea angajat\u0103, care azi-m\u00eeine se va pomeni cu un prunc de \u00eentre\u0163inut. \u00cei spuse:<\/p>\n

– Treci mai t\u00e2rziu pe la mine. Fata \u00eel privi cu o anume team\u0103, dar nu zise nimic. C\u00e2nd s-au mai r\u0103rit clien\u0163ii, \u015fi-a sp\u0103lat m\u00e2inile \u015fi a b\u0103tut la u\u015fa domnului director. Secretara, una Nina, voia s-o opreasc\u0103, dar era prea t\u00e2rziu.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Am venit zise, cu o voce stins \u015fi \u00een\u0163epeni \u00a0l\u00e2ng\u0103 clan\u0163a u\u015fii.\u00a0 M-a\u0163ichemat.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Da, da, spuse directorul, haide, apropie-te. \u015eezi! Fata a f\u0103cut c\u00e2\u0163iva pa\u015fi, apoi al\u0163i c\u00e2\u0163iva p\u00e2n\u0103 ajunse \u00een dreptul unui scaun de piele, din fa\u0163a biroului de stejar, \u00eenc\u0103rcat cu zeci de acte, piese \u015fi pliante. Se a\u015fez\u0103, pun\u00e2ndu-\u015fi m\u00e2inile \u00een poal\u0103, a\u015ftept\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 ancheta. Directorul o privi cu bun\u0103tatea unui p\u0103rinte. Se scul\u0103,\u00a0 f\u0103cu ocolul mesei \u015fi se opri \u00een spatele fetii. Zise: nu te m\u0103n\u00e2nc, n-ai nici o grij\u0103. Te-am chemat, drag\u0103 Lizette, s\u0103 st\u0103m pu\u0163in de vorb\u0103. Vreau s\u0103 \u015ftiu cum te sim\u0163i la noi, dac\u0103 actorii mei te respect\u0103, dac\u0103 n-ai ceva de reclamat?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu, nu, e totul \u00een regul\u0103.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nimic, nimic? Fata t\u0103cea pu\u0163in \u00eencurcat\u0103. Cu mine po\u0163i fi sincer\u0103, eu, ca director, \u0163in s\u0103 \u015ftiu tot ce se petrece \u00een teatru, inclusiv la bufet.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Fac cafele, servesc pr\u0103jituri, b\u0103uturi r\u0103coritoare, \u015fi cam at\u00eet. Nu e deloc complicat. E o munc\u0103\u00a0 u\u015foar\u0103 \u015fi simpatic\u0103. Chiar \u00eemi place.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dar burtica, \u00eentreb\u0103 brusc directorul. Cum e cu ea? Parc\u0103 prea repede a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se umfle. Cine e autorul? Cineva din teatru? Lizette l\u0103s\u0103 ochii-n p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u015fi t\u0103cu. Directorul mai \u00eentreb\u0103: Cineva pe care-l cunosc? Fata repet\u0103 acela\u015fi gest, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 vreo vorb\u0103. \u00cen\u0163eleg, zise directorul. Nu vrei s\u0103-mi vorbe\u015fti despre el. Desigur, e o chestiune personal\u0103. Intim\u0103. Nici nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 bag, doar a\u015fa ca om, am \u0163inut s\u0103\u2026\u00cen fine, nu insist. Du-te, probabil e\u015fti a\u015fteptat\u0103. \u015ei\u00a0 s\u0103 fie cu noroc. Fata plec\u0103 oarecum timorat\u0103, cu capul \u00een podea.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Domnul Karakovski ie\u015fi dup\u0103 d\u00e2nsa \u015fi se propti \u00een fa\u0163a secretarei.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dumneata ce p\u0103ze\u015fti aici \u00een teatru teatru? Doar h\u00e2rtiile, dosarele, telefoanele? Nina se bloc\u0103. Se g\u00e2ndi c\u0103 a comis\u00a0 cine \u015ftie ce boac\u0103n\u0103. Ce te ui\u0163i a\u015fa? \u0162i-am pus o \u00eentrebare.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 N-am \u00een\u0163eles-o, domnule director, ce anume mai trebuie s\u0103 p\u0103zesc?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Rela\u0163iile, dac\u0103 pricepi la ce m\u0103 refer. Fata asta de la bufet e de\u00a0 numai c\u00eeteva luni la noi \u015fi deja e pe cale s\u0103 nasc\u0103. Ai idee cine a sedus-o? Te pomene\u015fti c\u0103 e \u015ftrengarul \u0103la de Max Fischer. Sau Titi Barnea, c\u0103ruia nici ochii nu-i stau bine \u00een cap? Vreau s\u0103 \u015ftiu. Vreau s\u0103 aflu. Vreau s\u0103 afli tu \u015fi chiar acum. Ai \u00een\u0163eles?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dar\u2026<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nici un dar! Afl\u0103, cerceteaz\u0103 \u015fi raporteaz\u0103-mi.<\/p>\n

Plec\u0103 furios la recuzit\u0103. Aici obi\u015fnuia s\u0103 se-nv\u00e2rt\u0103 des. \u00cei pl\u0103ceau obiectele alea din carton presat at\u00e2t de perfect imitate \u015fi care c\u00e2nt\u0103reau mai nimica. Totul era imita\u0163ie, o contrafacere, dar publicul ce \u015ftie?!. O \u00eent\u00e2lni pe Georgeta, recuzitiera. O \u00eentreb\u0103:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ce zici de bufetiera noastr\u0103?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 E o fat\u0103 foarte dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 \u015fi foarte serviabil\u0103. To\u0163i actorii o curteaz\u0103 \u015fi o iubesc \u015fi ea numai z\u00e2mbe\u015fte.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Asta e c\u0103 nu z\u00eembe\u015fte doar. Mai face \u015fi copii, dac\u0103 n-ai \u015ftiut.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Apoi ce e r\u0103u \u00een asta? Orice femeie e fericit\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00a0devine mam\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Directorul nu c\u0103ut\u0103 r\u0103spuns. Plec\u0103 mai departe. D\u0103du o rait\u0103 pe la machiaj, dar nu \u00eent\u00e2lni pe nimeni. Urc\u0103 iar \u00een biroul s\u0103u. Se sim\u0163ea r\u0103u \u00een propria sa piele, de parc\u0103 dintr-o dat\u0103 a devenit incomod\u0103 pentru propor\u0163iile lui. Se scutur\u0103 ca un c\u00e2ine proasp\u0103t ie\u015fit din baie. \u201dCum naiba de n-am b\u0103nuit nimic at\u00e2ta vreme? Normal s\u0103 se produc\u0103 fapte reprobabile, dac\u0103 stau tot timpul cu nasul \u00een piese \u015fi nu respir atmosfera din fiecare col\u0163i\u015for al teatrului. Iat\u0103 ce se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 la bufet, mai exact cu bufetiera. Hop-\u0163op, cineva o \u00eens\u0103rcineaz\u0103. \u201dIe\u015fi furios din cabinet \u015fi se opri \u00een fa\u0163a secretarei. A\u015ftepta o explica\u0163ie.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cenc\u0103 n-am aflat nimic, zise aceasta cu o mutr\u0103 vinovat\u0103.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Foarte r\u0103u, foarte r\u0103u. Poate va izbucni al treilea r\u0103zboi mondial \u015fi noi vom fi ultimii care vom afla. O secretar\u0103, draga duduie, este nu numai m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103, dar \u015fi ambele urechi ale directorului, dac\u0103 n-ai \u015ftiut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Tot ce nu fac eu, faci tu \u015fi tot ce n-aud eu, trebuie s\u0103 auzi tu. Treci pe la doctor.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 La doctor? De ce?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 S\u0103-\u0163i destupe urechile. Se \u00eenchise iar \u00een biroul s\u0103u. \u015ei r\u0103mase dus pe g\u00e2nduri. \u201dLa urma, urmei, ce-mi pas\u0103? N-are dec\u00e2t s\u0103 nasc\u0103, s\u0103 lupte pentru o pensie alimentar\u0103, s\u0103-\u015fi creasc\u0103 singur\u0103 odrasla, dac\u0103 n-a avut ce face \u00een noaptea respectiv\u0103. De se ducea la cinema, era mai \u00een c\u00e2\u015ftig.\u201d Tr\u00e2nti un dosar gros cu h\u00e2rtii de mas\u0103 \u015fi se bosumfl\u0103. Totu\u015fi \u00eei p\u0103sa de fata asta. Prea t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie mam\u0103. \u015ei apoi din ce se va \u00eentre\u0163ine? \u00cencepu s\u0103 se plimbe prin cabinet. De c\u00e2teva zile trebuie deja s\u0103 \u00eentocmeasc\u0103 repertoriul pentru stagiunea viitoare \u015fi nici nu s-a apucat de el. Avea nevoie \u015fi de un regizor nou. \u015ei nici bugetul nu era schi\u0163at. Deci avea pe cap o mie de griji, \u015fi el se ocupa de sarcina bufetierei. \u201dHalal director mai sunt\u201d, zise cu glas at\u00e2t de tare \u00eenc\u00e2t se auzi \u015fi dincolo de u\u015f\u0103. Secretara intr\u0103 speriat\u0103, \u00eentreb\u00e2nd dac\u0103 a fost cumva chemat\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0– Ei ce-ai aflat?<\/p>\n

\u00a0– P\u0103i, eu cred c\u0103 nu poate fi altul dec\u00e2t \u015foferul dumneavoastr\u0103.\u00a0 Mi-am adus aminte c\u0103 i-am v\u0103zut de c\u00e2teva ori plec\u00e2nd \u00eempreun\u0103. El o lua pe dup\u0103 g\u00e2t \u015fi o mai \u015fi s\u0103ruta pe gur\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0– Ce vorbe\u015fti? \u015eoferul meu, Haim? Nu se poate! \u00cemi vine s\u0103 turb. Sub \u00eenf\u0103\u0163i\u015farea sa de b\u0103iat cuminte \u015fi t\u0103cut, iat\u0103 se ascunde o hahaler\u0103 clasa \u00eent\u00e2i. S\u0103 vin\u0103\u00a0 imediat la mine!<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 nici cinci minute, Haim intr\u0103 pe u\u015f\u0103. Salut\u0103 respectuos \u015fi \u00eentreb\u0103 dac\u0103 a fost chemat.<\/p>\n

– Mai \u00eentrebi?Desigur.Ascult\u0103, b\u0103iete, crezi c\u0103 te-am chemat s\u0103-\u0163i fac un cadou de pa\u015fti? Haim c\u0103sc\u0103 ochii mari.Po\u0163i fi sigur c\u0103 nu. Ba dimpotriv\u0103, vreau s\u0103-\u0163i trag o s\u0103puneal\u0103 zdrav\u0103n\u0103, a\u015fa cum meri\u0163i. Stai jos \u015fi s\u0103 nu sco\u0163i o vorb\u0103! Dup\u0103 ce f\u0103cu \u00eenconjurul cabinetului, directorul se opri \u00een fa\u0163a geamului ce d\u0103dea \u00een strad\u0103 \u015fi l\u0103sa anume s\u0103 treac\u0103 minutele, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 zic\u0103 vreun cuv\u00eent. Privea \u015ferpuiala de ma\u015fini, clipitul semafoarelor, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd fraza-ghilotin\u0103 cu care s\u0103 taie bereghata \u015foferului s\u0103u. Apoi se-ntoarse brusc, cu o mutr\u0103 dramatic\u0103 \u015fi spuse:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015etiu totul, s\u0103 nu \u00eencerci s\u0103 negi. Am v\u0103zut-o cu burta la gur\u0103. Tu e\u015fti autorul, nu-i a\u015fa? Haim \u00eenghi\u0163i \u00een sec \u015fi zise un \u201cda\u201d abia \u015foptit.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ai putea s\u0103 te ru\u015finezi.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 De ce? \u00eentreb\u0103 \u015foferul.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Mai \u00eentrebi de ce? Pentru c\u0103 nu e moral, nu e fair. Am avut \u00eencredere \u00een tine, te-am iubit, te-am \u0163inut la piept, ca pe fiul meu, ca acum s\u0103 aflu c\u0103 ai l\u0103sat-o pe Lizette gravid\u0103. E\u015fti un nemernic. \u0102sta e cuv\u00e2ntul. Taci,nici un cuv\u00e2nt\u2026E\u015fti \u00eensurat?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Da.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ai s\u0103 divor\u0163ezi. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 nimic. Va trebui s\u0103-\u0163i asumi \u00eentreaga r\u0103spundere fa\u0163\u0103 de aceast\u0103 nenorocit\u0103. Ai \u00een\u0163eles?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Da, morm\u0103i Haim. Dar de ce s\u0103 divor\u0163ez? Doar abia m-am \u00eensurat.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Aha, deci abia te-ai \u00eensurat \u015fi \u0163i-ai \u015fi \u00een\u015felat nevasta. Frumos. Felicit\u0103ri!<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 N-am \u00een\u015felat-o, domnule director. De ce s\u0103 fi f\u0103cut una ca asta?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cum n-ai \u00een\u015felat-o? Adineauri ai recunoscut c\u0103 ai l\u0103sat-o pe Lizette gravid\u0103? Deja vrei s\u0103 negi?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu, nici\u00a0 vorb\u0103. P\u0103i\u2026<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 P\u0103i, ce?<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ea este so\u0163ia mea. Lizette este nevasta mea \u015fi a\u015ftept\u0103m \u00eempreun\u0103 un copil.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dac\u0103 \u00een clipa aceea s-ar fi deschis cerul \u015fi ar fi cr\u0103pat p\u0103m\u00e2ntul, domnul director Karakovski ar fi disp\u0103rut \u00een neant. Se l\u0103s\u0103 moale pe\u00a0 scaun, ca lovit de gut\u0103. \u015eoferul \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 dac\u0103 se simte bine \u015fi nu vrea cumva un pahar cu ap\u0103? Directorul f\u0103cu un gest cu m\u00e2na, \u0103 vrea s\u0103 fie l\u0103sat \u00een pace,iar el, \u015foferul, e liber s\u0103 plece. Apoi se scul\u0103 brusc \u015fi o chem\u0103 pe secretara. Aceasta, scund\u0103 cum era, se f\u0103cu \u015fi mai m\u0103runt\u0103. Presim\u0163ea furtuna. A\u015ftepta ca directorul s\u0103 tabere pe ea \u015fi s-o turteasc\u0103 de tot. Presim\u0163irea\u00a0 nu era departe de adev\u0103r.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ascult\u0103 duduie, te-am angajat aici s\u0103-mi fii loial\u0103, nu s\u0103 m\u0103 induci \u00een eroare. \u015eoferul nu e altul dec\u00e2t so\u0163ul acelei bufetiere. M-ai auzit? Secretara t\u0103cea vinovat\u0103. Directorul n-o sl\u0103bi: ai fost la doctor? \u0162i-ai destupat urechile? Cum de nu \u0163i-ai dat seama de un am\u0103nunt at\u00eet de evident? Cum de \u00eendr\u0103zne\u015fti s\u0103 m\u0103 informezi gre\u015fit? S\u0103 n-aud nici un cuv\u00e2nt! Vei suporta consecin\u0163ele. E\u015fti liber\u0103.<\/p>\n

x<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Secretara n-a a\u015fteptat consecin\u0163ele. A doua zi diminea\u0163a \u015fi-a depus demisia. Dar domnul Karakovski, care peste noapte a avut un vis pl\u0103cut, i-a spus c\u0103 nu e nici o grab\u0103. \u015ei i-a povestit c\u0103 \u00een somn s-a \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu Lizette \u00een persoan\u0103, care i-a spus urm\u0103torul proverb:<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu tot ce zboar\u0103 se m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u015fi nu tot ce se na\u015fte, e\u00a0 bastard.<\/p>\n

Ca \u00eentr-o comedie de bulevard, am\u00e2ndoi au ridicat m\u00e2inile ca-n fa\u021ba unui revolver ap\u0103rut pe nea\u0219teptate. \u0218i-au ridicat m\u00e2inile \u0219i s-au predat neputin\u021bei.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Secretara \u015fi-a retras demisia, iar directorul \u015fi-a promis sie \u00eensu\u015fi s\u0103 nu-\u015fi mai v\u00e2re nasul \u00een burta salariatelor sale.<\/p>\n

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Harry ROSS<\/strong><\/p>\n

20 aprilie 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n

Israel<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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