{"id":23542,"date":"2015-04-27T05:48:36","date_gmt":"2015-04-27T05:48:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=23542"},"modified":"2015-04-27T05:48:36","modified_gmt":"2015-04-27T05:48:36","slug":"adrian-botez-un-dialog-intamplator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2015\/04\/27\/adrian-botez-un-dialog-intamplator\/","title":{"rendered":"Adrian Botez: Un dialog \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"https:\/\/saltmin.files.wordpress.com\/2014\/01\/adrian-botez.jpeg\"-\u2026C\u00e2t de fascinante \u015fi pline de \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103minte trebuie c\u0103 erau (\u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2n!) acele \u00eenc\u0103ier\u0103ri de noapte, ale Evului Mediu, din cr\u00e2\u015fme, ori de la por\u0163ile cet\u0103\u0163ii, mai \u00eenspre mahalale, ori \u00een uli\u0163ele cu fanar ro\u015fu, \u00een \u0163ipetele isterice \u015fi orgasmice ale prostituatelor\u2026c\u00e2t de fascinant\u0103 este, poate fi, uneori, plebea puturoas\u0103, \u201epulveris<\/strong><\/em>\u201d, mul\u0163imea de m\u0103gari, prostimea\u2026o-ho-ho-ho! \u2013 continu\u0103 discu\u0163ia, \u00eenceput\u0103 cu vreun ceas de vreme \u00een urm\u0103, pe str\u0103zile Parisului, studentul cel sfrijit \u015fi cu ochelari enormi, cu rame negre, curbate, sinistru, \u015fi pe lateralele \u0163estei lui rase \u2013 \u00eenc\u00e2t individul sem\u0103na cu un cal de dric. O f\u0103cea \u00een stilul lui dezl\u00e2nat, s\u0103rind de la o idee la alta, \u015fi entuziasm\u00e2ndu-se de toate, buluc. Dar degetele \u00eei furnicau de pl\u0103cerea propriilor lui g\u00e2nduri \u015fi cuvinte, care s\u0103reau, ca l\u0103custele, \u00een juru-i\u2026<\/p>\n

-\u015ei, m\u0103 rog, ce g\u0103se\u015fti at\u00e2t de fascinant, \u00een \u00eenc\u0103ier\u0103rile astea haotice \u015fi cu totul dezagreabile, pentru un suflet cavaleresc, str\u0103in de orice \u201epulveris<\/strong><\/em>\u201d, cum b\u0103nuiesc eu c\u0103 te consideri tu? \u2013 \u00eentreb\u0103, plictisit, dar cu ar\u0163ag mali\u0163ios, \u00eenc\u0103, teologul-coleg al ochelaristului, un tip sp\u0103tos, mic \u015fi \u00eendesat, rufos \u015fi sem\u0103n\u00e2nd, de la o po\u015ft\u0103, cu o haimana ordinar\u0103. Un plebeu oarecare, z\u0103d\u0103r\u00e2t de focuri interioare, pe care p\u0103rea c\u0103 nu \u015fi le dore\u015fte \u2013 le accept\u0103, \u015fi le asum\u0103, dar cu mare sil\u0103.<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, nu-\u0163i dai seama? \u00centr-o astfel de \u00eenc\u0103ierare \u00eenc\u00e2lcit\u0103, po\u0163i ucide pe ori\u015ficine, c\u00e2t de mare \u015fi tare, c\u00e2t de bogat \u015fi oric\u00e2t de puternic ar fi fiind el, ziua. Dac\u0103 \u00eensu\u015fi Cesare Borgia a fost astfel \u00eenjunghiat, \u00een acea \u00eenc\u0103ierare de noapte\u2026 \u2013 r\u0103spunse, pentru prima oar\u0103, la obiect, sl\u0103b\u0103nogul cel ochelarist.<\/p>\n

-Ei, na! Las\u0103-i pe oameni s\u0103 se distrug\u0103 singuri, \u015fi c\u00e2t sunt ei \u00een stare de repede. Nu-i ajuta, nu-i \u00eendemna, dar bucur\u0103-te c-o fac, pentru c\u0103, \u015fi a\u015fa, prostimea e, deja, sufocant\u0103, da, de-a dreptul su-fo-can-t\u0103! \u2013 se a\u0163\u00e2\u0163\u0103, cu noi puteri de dezbatere, scundul cel \u00eendesat, aprinz\u00e2ndu-se, iar\u0103, \u015fi subliniindu-\u015fi g\u00e2ndurile \u015fi sim\u0163irea, prin sacadarea silabic\u0103. Dac\u0103 are, careva, un viciu \u2013 \u015fi nu exist\u0103 nimeni, pe lumea asta, s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 vreun viciu, chiar dac\u0103 el \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 \u015fi-l mascheze, fie \u015fi sub sfin\u0163enie, ori sub filantropie \u2013 atunci, foarte bine! Un tic\u0103los mai pu\u0163in, \u015fi un strop de noroi \u00een minus, \u00een mla\u015ftina asta sc\u00e2rboas\u0103, numit\u0103 lume! Doi, trei, o sut\u0103 de stropi de m\u00e2zg\u0103, mai pu\u0163in! Poate va seca, mai degrab\u0103, mult mai degrab\u0103 dec\u00e2t a socotit acela zis \u201eCreatorul<\/strong><\/em>\u201d, acest pestilen\u0163ial izvor, \u00eentunecat\u0103 r\u0103d\u0103cin\u0103 a noroaielor \u015fi mla\u015ftinilor \u0103stora infernale, numite, at\u00e2t de gre\u0163os de solemn, serios, ba chiar patetic \u2013 \u201eomenire<\/strong><\/em>\u201d! Dar, pentru a se realiza, efectiv, asta, bine ar fi s\u0103 se trezeasc\u0103 la viciu (\u015fi, deci, la moarte!), c\u00e2t mai mul\u0163i, mii \u015fi zeci de mii, milioane de indige\u015fti oameni, deodat\u0103, \u00een aceea\u015fi zi, \u00een aceea\u015fi noapte, dac\u0103 se poate\u2026!<\/p>\n

-Tu, de exemplu, ce viciu ai? \u015ei de ce nu te distrugi singur, cum \u00eei \u00eendemni pe al\u0163ii s-o fac\u0103? \u2013 \u00eel z\u0103d\u0103r\u00ee sfrijitul pe \u00eendesat.<\/p>\n

-\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, c\u0103 eu nu \u00eendemn pe nimeni, la nimic: sunt un simplu spectator, dac\u0103 vrei, un umil predicator de idei \u2013 care se bucur\u0103, \u00een sinea lui, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd teoriile lui se confirm\u0103, sau sunt pe cale de a fi puse \u00een experiment \u015fi experimentul se apropie de punctul culminant! \u00cen al doilea r\u00e2nd, ar \u00eensemna s\u0103 fiu ultimul prost, s\u0103 m\u0103 dezv\u0103lui \u0163ie, cu partea mea cea mai sensibil\u0103, cea mai ascuns\u0103 \u015fi, aproape, mistic\u0103! Dac\u0103 adversarul meu nu m\u0103 descoper\u0103, singur, cu antenele lui \u2013 atunci, s\u0103-i fie de bine! Eu r\u0103m\u00e2n o etern\u0103 surpriz\u0103, un sf\u00e2nt! \u2013 iar el se expune ochiului meu speculativ, pentru a-mi continua teroretiz\u0103rile \u015fi aproxim\u0103rile statistice, privind \u015fansele autoextermin\u0103rii speciei umane \u015fi, mai cu seam\u0103, privind timpul \u00een care aceast\u0103 autoexterminare se va efectua!<\/p>\n

-Deci, \u00een definitiv, recuno\u015fti \u015fi tu c\u0103 e\u015fti un la\u015f, care stai de-o parte, fie ce-o fi, \u015fi-i la\u015fi pe al\u0163ii s\u0103 fac\u0103 acea treab\u0103, pe care tu \u0163i-o dore\u015fti, din str\u0103fundul sufletului, dar nici nu \u015ftii cum s-o duci la cap\u0103t, \u015fi nici metode, ori puteri nu ai, ca s-o faci! \u2013 exclam\u0103, teribil de \u00eenc\u00e2ntat, sfrijitul.<\/p>\n

-Aici gre\u015fe\u015fti: nu e vorba de c\u00e2t\u0103 putere am eu sau nu am, ci, pur \u015fi simplu, de o privire \u015ftiin\u0163ific\u0103, asupra lumii! Eu nu sunt la\u015f, sunt om de \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103! Mi-or fi zic\u00e2nd, unii, teolog, sau medic \u2013 dar eu \u015ftiu, \u015fi numai eu, ce sunt, cu adev\u0103rat!<\/p>\n

-Ha, ha, ha! \u2013 dracul a ajuns, vezi Doamne, \u201eom de \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103<\/strong><\/em>\u201d! \u2013 nu cumva chiar\u2026\u201dmetafizician<\/strong><\/em>\u201d? \u2013 ha, ha, ha! \u2013 rican\u0103, \u00eendelung \u015fi demonstrativ, ochelaristul funest. Las-o balt\u0103, m\u0103i domnule \u201ePur \u015fi Simplu<\/strong><\/em>\u201d! \u2013 auzi colo: \u201epur \u015fi simplu<\/strong><\/em>\u201d\u2026 \u2013 he-hei, \u201epur \u015fi simplu<\/strong><\/em>\u201d, tu nu e\u015fti \u00een stare dec\u00e2t s\u0103-\u0163i pierzi vremea cu mine, hoin\u0103rind pe str\u0103zile astea pr\u0103foase, c\u00e2t \u015fi vorbele tale.<\/p>\n

-Ascult\u0103, \u015fi nu mai r\u00e2nji, ca un idiot! \u2013 se sup\u0103r\u0103 scundul. Nici nu ai habar de c\u00e2t\u0103 satisfac\u0163ie am eu parte, privindu-i pe ace\u015fti cobai umani (care nici nu viseaz\u0103 c\u0103-mi apar\u0163in, c\u0103 sunt cobaii privirilor mele \u00eencordate!) \u2013 privindu-i, zic, cum se distrug singuri, f\u0103r\u0103 niciun ajutor dinafar\u0103! Ce haz ar mai avea, dac\u0103 eu a\u015f trudi s\u0103-i distrug, \u015fi, cine \u015ftie, instinctul lor puternic, suicidar, chiar mi-ar juca feste \u015fi mi-ar pune piedici, \u00een cazul c\u00e2nd m-a\u015f decide s\u0103 distrug eu, a\u015fa, cu m\u00e2na mea, ca nebunul cel cu o singur\u0103 obsesie, aceast\u0103 specie p\u0103duchioas\u0103, adic\u0103, s\u0103 distrug cea mai tic\u0103loas\u0103 creatur\u0103 a Lui Dumnezeu, pe care Dumnezeu o tot cocolo\u015fe\u015fte, de-o istorie \u00eentreag\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103rcat\u0103 de flegme \u015fi putoare \u015fi de oceane de s\u00e2nge, s\u00e2nge f\u0103r\u0103 nicio \u00eentrebuin\u0163are util\u0103, practic\u0103\u2026naiba \u015ftie de ce\u2026nici nu-mi dau seama dac\u0103 nu cumva Dumnezeu nu are exact aceea\u015fi preocupare \u015ftiin\u0163ific\u0103, pe care eu mi-o cultiv, de ani, de amar de ani, zi \u015fi noapte, cu maximum de rafinament, ca \u015fi cum m-a\u015f screme s\u0103 compun un imn de slav\u0103 Fiin\u0163ei Supreme\u2026<\/p>\n

-Acum, deh, te dai \u015fi frate cu Dumnezeu \u015fi cu imnologii \u0103ia oftico\u015fi, de prin catedrale\u2026! Hal de teolog mai e\u015fti \u015fi tu, Marat!<\/p>\n

-Ei, cu tine v\u0103d c\u0103 n-o scot, azi, la cap! \u0162i-ai pus \u00een g\u00e2nd s\u0103 fii, azi, avocatul diavolului, \u015fi s\u0103-i cocolo\u015fe\u015fti, precum Dumnezeul \u0103la pervers al t\u0103u, pe oameni\u2026Oare tu chiar \u00eei iube\u015fti pe oameni, Robespierre?<\/p>\n

-Ehei, dac\u0103 n-ai aflat, \u00eenc\u0103, taina mea, \u015fi n-ai dibuit viciul meu \u2013 atunci \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 sunt mai de\u015ftept dec\u00e2t tine, dragul \u015fi scumpul meu teoretician\u2026! \u2013 \u015fi viciul meu va st\u00e2rni surprize mari \u00een lume, iar eu voi tr\u0103i mai mult dec\u00e2t tine, de\u015fteptule! \u2013 \u00eei f\u0103cu, amuzat, cu s\u00e2cul, Robespierre, lui Marat.<\/p>\n

-Bine-bine, s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103, \u00een cur\u00e2nd, vei descoperi, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi tu, tu, un nimeni pe lume, c\u00e2t de bine mi-am mascat eu, omul de \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103, viciul pe care tu, omul care te pretinzi, mereu, \u201ede viitoare ac\u0163iune<\/strong><\/em>\u201d \u2013 nu l-ai dibuit, sub m\u0103\u015ftile mele de mim genial! Hai, c\u0103 sun\u0103 clopotul la Notre Dame! He-hei, ba nu! \u2013 nu-nu, e tunul Bastiliei! Iar o fi evadat vreun prin\u0163, din \u015fleaht\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u2026De\u015fi s-au ajutat unul pe altul, mai t\u00e2rziu, \u00een felul lor straniu \u015fi profund maladiv, de\u015fi au experimentat, din plin, \u015fi au jucat un rol de seam\u0103, \u00een dezvoltarea spiritului criminal \u015fi suicidar al omenirii (de ieri \u015fi de azi!) \u2013 nici unul dintre cei doi n-a tr\u0103it prea mult: ochelaristul, \u201eIncoruptibilul din Arras<\/strong><\/em>\u201d (\u201eincoruptibil<\/strong><\/em>\u201d la nivel de bani, nu de idei! \u2013 ceea ce s-a dovedit a fi mult mai periculos, \u015fi pentru el, \u015fi pentru\u2026\u201epulveris<\/strong><\/em>\u201d!), adic\u0103 Maximilien Fran\u00e7ois Marie Isidore de Robespierre (teolog\u2026rousseau-ist!), vie\u0163ui, sinistru, vreo 36 de ani (cu tot cu dulcii \u015fi nevinova\u0163ii ani, de supt la \u0163\u00e2\u0163\u0103!), iar \u00eendesatul Jean-Paul Marat (medic-teolog, obi\u015fnuit cu suicidul \u201cplebei regale \u015fi aristocratice<\/strong><\/em>\u201d, prin desc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2narea \u201ccu zecile de mii<\/strong><\/em>\u201d!), de origine elve\u0163iano-neutr\u0103 (?!), n-a dep\u0103\u015fit nici el, eonii \u2013 \u2026 apuc\u00e2nd, totu\u015fi, s\u0103-\u015fi \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nte, suficient de mult, cobaii, prin c\u00e2\u0163iva dintre cei vreo 50 de ani ai s\u0103i muribunzi\u2026 \u2013 dac\u0103 \u015fi numai dac\u0103 pretindem c\u0103 ace\u015ftia ar fi putut fi socoti\u0163i, de c\u0103tre statisticieni, drept\u2026\u201dani de via\u0163\u0103<\/strong><\/em>\u201d \u2013 \u2026dac\u0103 \u015fi numai dac\u0103 \u00eendr\u0103znim s\u0103 credem c\u0103 \u015fi tigrul are mam\u0103\u2026 \u2013 \u2026\u015fi, \u00een fine: dac\u0103 \u015fi numai dac\u0103 ne putem imagina c\u0103 po\u0163i fi\u2026\u201dsinucis<\/strong><\/em>\u201d, de o frumoas\u0103 femeie, \u00eentr-o extrem de confortabil\u0103 cad\u0103 de baie, plin\u0103 cu ap\u0103 fierbinte, ca un preludiul idilic, al at\u00e2t de familiarului iad!\u2026<\/p>\n

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Adrian Botez<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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