{"id":23660,"date":"2015-05-05T05:03:22","date_gmt":"2015-05-05T05:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=23660"},"modified":"2015-05-05T05:03:22","modified_gmt":"2015-05-05T05:03:22","slug":"dorel-schor-intermezzo-schita-umoristica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2015\/05\/05\/dorel-schor-intermezzo-schita-umoristica\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorel Schor: Intermezzo (schi\u021b\u0103 umoristic\u0103)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>E o zi din acelea pe care meteorologul le anun\u0163\u0103 cu cerul par\u0163ial acoperit \u015fi averse de ploaie posibile. S-a f\u0103cut \u015fi mai r\u0103coare, de\u015fi e aproape de amiaz\u0103. Unde ai putea s\u0103 stai la o discu\u0163ie pl\u0103cut\u0103 \u015fi folositoare, c\u00e2nd e\u015fti pensionar, dac\u0103 nu la cafeneaua \u201eIntermezzo”. Aici niciodat\u0103 nu e aglomerat \u015fi nici nu intra to\u0163i derbedeii pentru c\u0103 e un loc mai cur\u0103\u0163el \u015fi ei habar nu au ce-i aia intermezzo. Un motiv \u00een plus pentru Leopold Gurnist \u015fi Boris Israelovici Glazpapier s\u0103 ocupe acolo o m\u0103su\u0163\u0103 mai retras\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 comande dou\u0103 ce\u015fti de cappuccino f\u0103r\u0103 zah\u0103r.<\/p>\n

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De undeva se aude un radio pus pe Vocea Muzicii, \u00een deplin\u0103 potrivire cu numele localului.<\/p>\n

– Valsurile astea de Johan Strauss te fac s\u0103 plute\u015fti, spune Leopold. E o muzic\u0103 tonic\u0103, optimist\u0103 c\u0103 un pahar de vin bun, vienez. \u00cemi amintesc c\u0103 pe nevast\u0103-mea, Matilda, am invitat-o prima dat\u0103 la dans, la o reuniune tov\u0103r\u0103\u015feasca. \u00cenc\u0103 nu o cuno\u015fteam, dar am dat-o gata cu Viena \u015fi cu \u201eO du lieber Augustin\u201d. \u015ei cu Valurile Dun\u0103rii \u00een trei timpi \u015fi mi\u015fc\u0103ri vioaie. Am \u00eenv\u00e2rtit-o p\u00e2n\u0103 am ame\u0163it am\u00e2ndoi. Asta-i valsul, s\u0103 te \u00eenv\u00e2rte\u015fti, asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 walzen \u00een german\u0103.<\/p>\n

– \u015etii tu germana? Se intereseaz\u0103 binevoitor Boris.<\/p>\n

– Eh, pu\u0163in. La noi, la Cern\u0103u\u0163i, fiecare se descurc\u0103 oarecum cu germana…<\/p>\n

– Da, aprob\u0103 Boris. Dar muzica asta e de Ceaikovski, nu de Johan Strauss!<\/p>\n

– Muzica lui Piotr ilici Ceaikovski este inimitabila. E parc\u0103 pentru \u00eengeri, nu pentru oameni. \u00centoarcerile \u015fi schimb\u0103rile de pa\u015fi nici nu le sim\u0163i. El toarn\u0103 \u00een valsurile lui cadrilul, polka, mazurka… \u015etiu asta pentru c\u0103 m\u0103 duceam la concerte \u00een calitate de \u015feful sindicatului din \u00eentreprindere, cu vreo cincizeci de lucr\u0103toare \u015fi \u00eentotdeauna ni se explic\u0103 ce \u015fi cum \u015fi de ce.<\/p>\n

– \u0162i s-a explicat, dar nu ai priceput, \u00eel contrazice bl\u00e2nd Leopold. Fii numai pu\u0163in atent \u015fi ai s\u0103 descoperi \u00een linia melodic\u0103 accente din folclorul german, austriac \u015fi chiar ceh. Parc\u0103 vezi peisajul semimuntos, vacile grase cu clopotele sun\u00e2nd a asfin\u0163it, un adagio cantabile care ad\u0103ug\u0103 sprinteneal\u0103 dar \u015fi poezie. Johan Strauss este absolut inconfundabil.<\/p>\n

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S-a f\u0103cut ora mesei, a\u015fa c\u0103 cei doi amici fac plata \u015fi se \u00eendreapt\u0103 spre ie\u015fire, exact \u00een clipa \u00een care crainicul de la radio spune \u201eA\u0163i ascultat un preludiu de Chopin…\u201d<\/p>\n

Cei doi aud bine\u00een\u0163eles dar schimba firesc vorba. Mai sunt doar at\u00e2tea subiecte arz\u0103toare \u00een lumea asta nelini\u015ftit\u0103…<\/p>\n

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\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dorel SCHOR<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tel Aviv, Israel<\/strong><\/p>\n

30 aprilie 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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