{"id":23755,"date":"2015-05-09T11:19:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-09T11:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=23755"},"modified":"2015-05-09T11:19:00","modified_gmt":"2015-05-09T11:19:00","slug":"dorel-schor-disciplina-liber-consimtita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2015\/05\/09\/dorel-schor-disciplina-liber-consimtita\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorel Schor: Disciplina liber consim\u021bit\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"DISCIPLINA LIBER CONSIM\u0162IT\u0102<\/p>\n

–\u00a0 schi\u0163\u0103 umoristic\u0103 –<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u00a0 \u00a0– Ce-i prea mult stric\u0103! se \u00eenver\u015funeaz\u0103 Boris Israelovici, de\u015fi nimeni nu \u00eel contrazice. \u015ei prea mult\u0103 minte stric\u0103, dar \u015fi prea mult\u0103 democra\u0163ie stric\u0103. Nu spun c\u0103-i mai bun\u0103 dictatura, dar a\u015fa, o doz\u0103 mic\u0103, z\u0103u c\u0103 ne-ar trebui… Ca s\u0103 fie disciplin\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Precis c\u0103 ai p\u0103\u0163it ceva, presupune Mena\u015fe.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Personal n-am p\u0103\u0163it nimic. Dar v\u0103d azi \u00een autobuz un pu\u015ftan, s\u0103 fi avut vreo cin\u015fpe ani, cum m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 semin\u0163e de bostan \u015fi scuip\u0103 cojile pe unde apuc\u0103. La \u00eenceput nu i-am zis nimic, m-am uitat numai sever la el, dar \u0163i-ai g\u0103sit… Nici nu m-a b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103. Dar c\u00e2nd a suflat vreo dou\u0103 coji pe haina mea, i-am spus de ce nu arunci resturile la co\u015ful de gunoi? \u015ei ce crede\u0163i c\u0103-mi r\u0103spunde? “Aici e o \u0163ar\u0103 liber\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103 fiecare are voie s\u0103 fac\u0103 ce vrea…” M\u0103i b\u0103iete, l-am \u00eentrebat, acolo de unde vii tu \u0163i-ai fi permis treaba asta? Zice el: Acolo m\u0103 arestau pentru mai pu\u0163in, a\u015fa c\u0103 de aia am venit aici, s\u0103 fiu liber!<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Da, zice Mena\u015fe, pu\u0163in\u0103 disciplin\u0103 n-ar strica,<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– P\u0103i, ce v\u0103 spun eu? Noi suntem alt\u0103 genera\u0163ie, \u015ftim ce e aia disciplina liber consim\u0163it\u0103… Nu pot s\u0103 uit un caz, c\u00e2nd am fost la Brno, \u00een Cehia. Eram a\u015fa, cam vreo dou\u0103zeci de tovar\u0103\u015fi, to\u0163i cu munci de r\u0103spundere, sindicali\u015fti din diferite domenii, produc\u0163ie, cultur\u0103, comer\u0163, unu \u015fi unu… Acolo, la Brno, au un mare hotel interna\u0163ional care chiar a\u015fa se cheam\u0103 “Hotel Interna\u0163ional” \u015fi pentru delega\u0163ia noastr\u0103 a fost repartizat\u0103 o parte de etaj…, ceva elegant, camere cu dou\u0103 paturi, cu baie, foarte frumos… A\u015fa c\u0103 dup\u0103 ce ne-am luat cheile de la recep\u0163ie, am urcat la etajul nostru \u015fi ne-am luat camerele \u00een primire. Eu fusesem repartizat cu un tovar\u0103\u015f, Serghei Ivanovici, care venea din partea coopera\u0163iei me\u015fte\u015fug\u0103re\u015fti, un tip cult \u015fi instruit. \u015ei se duce Serghei \u0103sta \u00een baie pentru o nevoie, dar se \u00eentoarce mai repede dec\u00e2t a\u015f fi zis \u015fi-mi spune: Closetul nostru e sigilat, nu \u015ftiu de ce. M\u0103 reped \u015fi eu \u015fi, ce crede\u0163i, chiar a\u015fa era, ba mai mult, \u015fi chiuveta era barat\u0103 de o fund\u0103 pe care scria ceva \u00een c\u00e2teva limbi. Hai s\u0103 mergem la vecini, \u00eei spun eu \u015fi s\u0103racul Serghei nu a\u015fteapt\u0103 mai mult, fuga mar\u015f, se repede urgent la \u0103ia, dar ce crede\u0163i? Sigilat \u015fi la ei. Devenea stare de urgen\u0163\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Ce vorbe\u015fti, domle, face Mena\u015fe.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Chestia \u00eencepuse s\u0103 miroas\u0103 ur\u00e2t, \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Ba bine c\u0103 nu…<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Ne g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 e un sabotaj la mijloc, cehii \u0103\u015ftia au fost elemente nedisciplinate \u00eentotdeauna. A\u015fa c\u0103 ne-am dus la \u015feful delega\u0163iei. \u015eeful a constatat c\u0103 nu numai la noi, dar \u015fi la el…\u015ei la ceilal\u0163i… Pe scurt, era sigilat closetul la to\u0163i…<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– \u015ei ce a\u0163i f\u0103cut?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd s-au \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163it sarcinile. Unul s-a dus s\u0103 caute un closet liber pe etaj, \u00een afara camerelor. Altul a luat leg\u0103tura cu direc\u0163ia, iar \u015feful a telefonat la consulat s\u0103 cear\u0103 instruc\u0163iuni… P\u00e2n\u0103 una alta, s-a votat s\u0103 cobor\u00e2m doi c\u00e2te doi la restaurant, la grupul sanitar de acolo \u015fi s\u0103 ne rezolv\u0103m problemele, s\u0103 ne sp\u0103l\u0103m pe din\u0163i \u015fi celelalte..<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Dar sigiliile?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Nimeni nu a \u00eencercat s\u0103 le rup\u0103, nici \u00a0m\u0103car nu ne-a trecut prin cap a\u015fa ceva, oric\u00e2t de presant\u0103 a devenit chestiunea. Disciplin\u0103… Noroc c\u0103 \u00eentre \u00a0timp, cei de la conducerea hotelului au trimis un om special s\u0103 le ridice, S-a dovedit c\u0103 nu era un sabotaj, ci o ne\u00een\u0163elegere \u015fi problema s-a mu\u015famalizat fr\u0103\u0163e\u015fte.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Dar ce a fost totu\u015fi?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Ei, dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta vreme nu mai are importan\u0163\u0103. Eu am vrut numai s\u0103 ar\u0103t ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 disciplina liber consim\u0163it\u0103. C\u0103 \u00een rest, de fapt…, pe banderolele alea scria “dezinfectat” pe mai multe limbi, dar uitaser\u0103 s\u0103 scrie \u015fi pe ruse\u015fte.<\/p>\n

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Dr.<\/strong> Dorel SCHOR<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tel Aviv, Israel<\/strong><\/p>\n

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