{"id":23844,"date":"2015-05-13T06:59:50","date_gmt":"2015-05-13T06:59:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=23844"},"modified":"2015-05-13T06:59:50","modified_gmt":"2015-05-13T06:59:50","slug":"dorel-schor-horoscop-zile-dificile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2015\/05\/13\/dorel-schor-horoscop-zile-dificile\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorel Schor: Horoscop &#038; Zile dificile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-23845\" title=\"SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb\" src=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/SCHOR-Dorel-2B-wb.jpg 242w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>HOROSCOP<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Horoscop: mar\u0163i sunt trei ceasuri rele, indiferent de zodie \u015fi de ascendent.<\/li>\n<li>S\u0103 te p\u0103zeasc\u0103 Dumnezeu de femeile rele. De cele bune s\u0103 te p\u0103ze\u015fti singur (idi\u015f).<\/li>\n<li>C\u00e2nd tace, e ca o caricatur\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte.<\/li>\n<li>Ceva nou nu e neap\u0103rat ceva bun&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Pro\u015ftii, c\u00e2nd \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc, nu devin mai de\u015ftep\u0163i, dar au mai mult\u0103 experien\u0163\u0103 (Nae Cern\u0103ianu).<\/li>\n<li>Vorbele reprezint\u0103 doar un sfert din ce vrem s\u0103 comunic\u0103m.<\/li>\n<li>Nici zeii nu erau to\u0163i de\u015ftep\u0163i.<\/li>\n<li>Femeile cu un plus de greutate tr\u0103iesc mai mult dec\u00e2t b\u0103rba\u0163ii care men\u0163ioneaz\u0103 aceasta (int).<\/li>\n<li>Co-rupt \u00een fund.<\/li>\n<li>Absen\u0163ele sunt la fel de semnificative ca \u015fi prezen\u0163ele ( Mircea Radu Iacoban).<\/li>\n<li>T\u0103cerea e de aur mai ales c\u00e2nd nu ai nimic de spus.<\/li>\n<li>Jos labele, viermilor! (viermii au labe?)<\/li>\n<li>Unde este un Cezar, apare \u015fi un Brutus&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>C\u00e2nd nu ai Istoria pe care o dore\u015fti, o creezi \u015fi apoi crezi \u00een ea.<\/li>\n<li>Dac\u0103 ar\u0103\u0163i ca poza din pa\u015faport, e\u015fti prea bolnav ca s\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103tore\u015fti (conform Andrei Bacalu).<\/li>\n<li>Fractur\u0103 de logic\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>\u00cen catastrofe, e normal s\u0103 fie evacuate \u00eent\u00e2i femeile, pentru a putea reflecta \u00een lini\u015fte la ce-i de f\u0103cut (fr.).<\/li>\n<li>Unde ai \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at? Nici s\u0103 \u00eenjuri ca lumea nu te pricepi!<\/li>\n<li>Uneori e chiar bine s\u0103 fii t\u00e2mpit (Mihai Batog Bujeni\u0163\u0103).<\/li>\n<li>Informa\u0163ia \u00eenseamn\u0103 putere. Dar dac\u0103 informa\u0163ia e fals\u0103?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ZILE DIFICILE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Creierul obose\u015fte \u015fi de prea mult\u0103 odihn\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Diavolul are coad\u0103? Poate la policlinic\u0103&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Fuga-i ru\u015finoas\u0103, dar e s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103&#8230; C\u00e2nd e numai s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103, se nume\u015fte joging.<\/li>\n<li>Pu\u0163in\u0103tate intelectual\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Nu-\u0163i f\u0103 griji cu evitarea ispitelor. Pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce \u00eemb\u0103tr\u0103ne\u015fti, te evit\u0103 ele (Winston Churchill).<\/li>\n<li>P\u0103rul c\u0103runt e un semn al v\u00e2rstei, nu al \u00een\u0163elepciunii (zicere evreiasc\u0103).<\/li>\n<li>\u015ei-a uitat acas\u0103&#8230; cei \u015fapte ani de-acas\u0103.<\/li>\n<li>Se laud\u0103 c\u0103 are trei licen\u0163e: Cultur\u0103, Fizic\u0103 \u015fi Sport.<\/li>\n<li>Banii sunt mai frico\u015fi ca iepurii (zicere bancar\u0103).<\/li>\n<li>\u00cen tinere\u0163e, frumuse\u0163ea este un accident al naturii. La b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e este o oper\u0103 de art\u0103 (Lin Yu Tang).<\/li>\n<li>Vulpea nu fur\u0103 aproape de vizuina ei&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Oamenii vor s\u0103 zboare, p\u0103s\u0103rile vor s\u0103 mearg\u0103. Nu-i nimic de ciugulit acolo sus,<\/li>\n<li>Ura \u00eengra\u015f\u0103 sau sl\u0103be\u015fte&#8230; Dar nu te las\u0103 indiferent.<\/li>\n<li>Dac\u0103 iei un purgativ puternic, nu-l vei putea p\u0103stra mult timp.<\/li>\n<li>Ea era frumoas\u0103 ca femeia altuia ( Paul Morand).<\/li>\n<li>Nici c\u00e2nd totul e l\u0103sat la voia \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rii, nimic nu e \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor.<\/li>\n<li>Blestem: s\u0103 ai dreptate \u015fi sa nu \u015ftii.<\/li>\n<li>T\u0103cerea este mai inteligent\u0103 dec\u00e2t vorb\u0103ria.<\/li>\n<li>Omul are nevoie de doi ani pentru a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103, \u015fi de 60 pentru a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a s\u0103 tac\u0103 (Leon Feuchtwanger).<\/li>\n<li>Primele 5 &#8211; 6 zile dup\u0103 weekend sunt \u00eentotdeauna dificile.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Dr. Dorel SCHOR<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Duminic\u0103, 10 mai 2015<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Tel Aviv, Israel<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 HOROSCOP &nbsp; Horoscop: mar\u0163i sunt trei ceasuri rele, indiferent de zodie \u015fi de ascendent. 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