{"id":24032,"date":"2015-05-29T11:48:31","date_gmt":"2015-05-29T11:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=24032"},"modified":"2015-05-29T11:49:46","modified_gmt":"2015-05-29T11:49:46","slug":"dorel-scho-o-nevroza-doua-nevroze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2015\/05\/29\/dorel-scho-o-nevroza-doua-nevroze\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorel Schor: O nevroz\u0103, dou\u0103 nevroze"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>O NEVROZ\u0102, DOU\u0102 NEVROZE (schi\u021b\u0103)<\/p>\n

\u00a0 – \u015etii la ce concluzie am ajuns? m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 Mena\u015fe.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Ai ajuns la o concluzie?! m\u0103 mir eu.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0Mena\u015fe desp\u0103ture\u015fte ziarul cu gesturi lene\u015fe \u015fi-mi arat\u0103 un articola\u015f cu titlul “A delapidat un milion”.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Tipul \u0103sta care a escrocat un milion o s\u0103 scape \u00a0destul de ieftin, m\u0103 informeaz\u0103 amicul meu. Avocatul lui a reu\u015fit s\u0103 demonstreze \u00een instan\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 n-a f\u0103cut-o cu rea inten\u0163ie. Clientul lui suferea de ni\u015fte complexe \u00eenc\u0103 din copil\u0103rie, \u00eentotdeauna \u015fi-a dorit un cal de lemn pe care nu i l-a oferit absolut nimeni…<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 are?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Are. Acum prive\u015fte aici: “Trei accidenta\u0163i grav pe trecerea de pietoni”. Pot s\u0103-\u0163i relatez con\u0163inutul pentru c\u0103 am citit. Un cet\u0103\u0163ean a intrat cu o sut\u0103 pe or\u0103 \u00een ora\u015f, a lovit \u00een plin trec\u0103torii, unul e \u00een stare disperat\u0103 \u015fi cine \u015ftie dac\u0103 o s\u0103 scape. \u015ei era pe ro\u015fu… Dar n-o s\u0103 p\u0103\u0163easc\u0103 nimic, ajunge numai s\u0103 aduc\u0103 un act medical din care s\u0103 rezulte c\u0103 e foarte surmenat, adica lipsit t emporar de responsabilitate deplin\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Dar…<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Nu conteaz\u0103. Uite aici: “Anterprenorul a cerut mit\u0103 sexual\u0103”. Cu alte cuvinte a profitat de… Femeia l-a dat \u00een judecat\u0103, are \u015fi martori, dar respectivului n-o s\u0103 i se \u00eent\u00e2mple nimic. Avocatul lui a dovedit c\u0103 tipul sufer\u0103 de nevroz\u0103, are fobii \u015fi obsesii, ame\u0163e\u015fte c\u00e2nd se urc\u0103 pe schel\u0103 sau vede o femeie frumoas\u0103. Dac\u0103 femeia care a f\u0103cut pl\u00e2ngerea este frumoas\u0103, \u015fi care e instan\u0163a care risc\u0103 s\u0103 spun\u0103 c\u0103 nu-i, a pierdut…<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Nu \u00een\u0163eleg.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Nu te gr\u0103bi…Mai bine prive\u015fte aici: “Narcoman ademene\u015fte minore”. Ce zici de asta? S-au \u00eent\u00e2mplat c\u00e2teva cazuri, poli\u0163ia i-a \u00eentins o curs\u0103 \u00een care individul a picat. Dar la proces a ie\u015fit basma curat\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Cum a\u015fa?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– \u00cenc\u0103 nu te-ai prins? Nu a trebuit dec\u00e2t s\u00e2 demonstreze c\u0103 are nevroz\u0103. El nu e vinovat, pur \u015fi simplu nu \u015ftie ce face c\u00e2nd \u00eel apuc\u0103 simptomele. \u015ei \u00eel apuc\u0103 tot timpul, este dependent de drog \u015fi nu mai r\u0103spunde de faptele sale. Un avocat bun va ob\u0163ine chiar desp\u0103gubiri din partea societ\u0103\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Care societate?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Societatea… Eu, tu, el, adic\u0103 to\u0163i cei care pl\u0103tesc impozite. Ascult\u0103 mai bine aici: “Falsificatorii de dolari”. Au pus m\u00e2na pe o band\u0103 de falsificatori de dolari care c\u00e2\u015ftiga milioane. Crezi poate c\u0103 bandi\u0163ii o s\u0103 p\u0103\u0163easc\u0103 ceva? E\u015fti naiv… Avocatul va demonstra c\u0103 erau ni\u015fte bie\u0163i incon\u015ftien\u0163i…<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Cum?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Un avocat priceput poate dovedi cu argumente din cele mai logice c\u0103 dac\u0103 erau oameni con\u015ftien\u0163i nu se apucau de a\u015fa ceva. Dar ei sufereau de agorafobie, cleptomanie, insomnie \u015fi epidemie. Unul din ei e presbit, altul e miop. A\u015fa c\u0103 nu lipsesc argumentele. O s\u0103 scape u\u015for cu o cur\u0103 supraveghiat\u0103, \u00eentr-un sanatoriu. \u015ei nici n-o s\u0103 li se confi\u015fte utilajul pentru c\u0103 nu au acte legale de proprietate \u015fi, deci, nu-i al lor!<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Ziceai c\u0103 ai ajuns la o concluzie. La ce concluzie ai ajuns?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– \u00cen ultima vreme uit, obosesc, adorm la televizor. Sunt nervos \u015fi nu am chef s\u0103 merg la serviciu. Nu-mi plac fondantele roz \u015fi pisicile… Ce crezi tu c\u0103 ar putea s\u0103 fie?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– \u015etiu eu? Poate c\u0103 te-ai surmenat… Du-te la doctor.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Mersi pentru sfat. Am fost. Cu toate c\u0103 am ajuns singur la concluzia c\u0103 suf\u0103r de o nevroz\u0103 compulsiv\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Doctorul ce a spus?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Ce era s\u0103 spun\u0103? A notat \u00een fi\u015fa medical\u0103. Te sf\u0103tuiesc sincer s\u0103 te duci \u015fi tu la consulta\u0163ie.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Dar eu nu am nimic.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0– Mare fraier mai e\u015fti. Parc\u0103 eu am..?\u00a0 Te duci ca s\u0103 fie scris, s\u0103 ai acoperire. Pentru c\u0103 nu se \u015ftie niciodat\u0103 c\u00e2nd po\u0163i s\u0103 ai nevoie…!<\/p>\n

Dorel Schor<\/strong><\/p>\n

Israel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

O NEVROZ\u0102, DOU\u0102 NEVROZE (schi\u021b\u0103) \u00a0 – \u015etii la ce concluzie am ajuns? m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 Mena\u015fe. \u00a0 \u00a0– Ai ajuns [&hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24032"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24036,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24032\/revisions\/24036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}