{"id":26877,"date":"2016-08-06T14:25:24","date_gmt":"2016-08-06T14:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=26877"},"modified":"2016-08-06T14:26:54","modified_gmt":"2016-08-06T14:26:54","slug":"roca-george-ionita-daniel-%e2%80%93-scenariu-hai-sa-ne-facem-de-ras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2016\/08\/06\/roca-george-ionita-daniel-%e2%80%93-scenariu-hai-sa-ne-facem-de-ras\/","title":{"rendered":"ROCA George & IONITA Daniel \u2013 Scenariu – Hai s\u0103 ne facem de r\u00e2s!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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STATE LIBRARY OF NEW SOUTH WALES<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dixson Room<\/strong><\/p>\n

Duminic\u0103, 7 august 2016<\/strong><\/p>\n

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HAI S\u0102 NE FACEM DE R<\/strong>\u00c2<\/strong>S!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Spectacol <\/strong>bilingv <\/strong><\/p>\n

literar-muzical de satira \u015fi umor!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Scenariu: <\/strong><\/p>\n

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George Roca & Daniel Ioni\u0163\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Interpreteaz\u0103:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Daniel Ioni\u0163\u0103 & George Roca<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Invitat special:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Aliona Cigulea<\/strong><\/p>\n

(voce, vioar\u0103)<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Spectacolul \u00eencepe cu un clip muzical<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

m<\/em><\/strong>elodia \u201cZ\u00c2MBI\u0162I V\u0102 ROG\u201d (Silvia Chico<\/em><\/strong>\u015f<\/em><\/strong>)<\/em><\/strong> 2:30 min<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u00cen acest timp interpre\u0163ii urc\u0103 pe scen\u0103, arajeaz\u0103 recuzita, instrumentele muzicale, microfoanele!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Daniel:<\/strong> Welcome everybody to this show \u2013 Let\u2019s Make Fools of Ourselves! I thankfully note the presence of his excellency the Consul General of Romania in Sydney, mr. Floricel Mocanu (and mrs Mocanu) and so many other beautiful people. And not so beautiful, but I will not mention who.<\/p>\n

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I wish to especially then the NSW State Library and Mrs Oriana Acevedo, through who\u2019s grace and cooperation we managed to have such a beautiful venue for this afternoon\u2019s show.<\/p>\n

After April this year, with our Love At First Sight show, this is the second offer of the Sydney \u2013 Bucharest Literary Caf\u00e9, of the Australian-Romanian Academy.<\/p>\n

We hope to have at least three shows a year, the next one will be sometime around Romania\u2019s National Day which is on 1st<\/sup> December, entitled Romania Sufletului Meu \u2013 The Romanian of my Soul. I want to expecially welcome this afternoon an accomplished artist, Ms Aliona Cigulea, who joins us form Harvey Bay in Queensland! (applause)<\/p>\n

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George:<\/strong> \u00cen numele Academiei Australiano-Rom\u00e2ne v\u0103 spune bun venit tuturor la spectacolul din dup\u0103 amiaza aceasta, intitulat \u201eHai s\u0103 ne facem de r\u00e2s!!!\u201d. Spun bun venit d-nei consul Roxana Mocanu \u015fi d-lui consul general al Rom\u00e2niei, dl Floricel Mocanu <\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dorim s\u0103 mul\u0163umim Bibliotecii de Stat a Noii Galii de Sud, d-nei Oriana Acevedo, prin a carei bun\u0103voin\u0163\u0103 avem aceast\u0103 sal\u0103 frumoasa \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103toare. Dupa spectacolul nostru din Aprilie acest an (Dragoste la Prima Vedere) acesta este al doilea spectacol prezentat de Cafeneaua Literar\u0103 Bucure\u015fti-Sydney. Sper\u0103m s\u0103 urmeze \u015fi un al treilea, cu un mesaj \u015fi un titlu simbolic: \u201eRom\u00e2nia sufletului meu\u201d, care ar trebui s\u0103 aiba loc undeva \u00een jurul Zilei Na\u0163ionale a Rom\u00e2niei, data de 1 Decembrie 2016.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Doresc, \u00een special, s\u0103 spun BUN VENIT la Sydney, unui artist cu deosebite \u00eemplinri \u2013 dna Aliona Cigulea, care ni se al\u0103tur\u0103 azi venind tocmai de la Harvey Bay in Queensland (aplauze).<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u015ei cu aceasta Daniele, \u201eHAI S\u0102… \u00eencepem s\u0103 ne facem de r\u00e2s! E\u015fti gata? E\u015fti vesel?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Daniel:<\/strong> (posomor\u00e2t) \u2013 Nu prea!! Not exactly!!!<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> (\u00eengrijorat) \u2013 Dar de ce?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel: <\/strong>Am s\u0103-\u0163i explic… dar lasa-m\u0103 s\u0103 c\u00e2nt!<\/p>\n

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DANIEL – SONG<\/strong><\/p>\n

Last night I waited for you \u2013 Asear\u0103 te-am a\u015fteptat<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Daniel:<\/strong> Ei. oricum, \u00eenainte de a ne face noi doi de r\u00e2s prea tare, mai bine hai s\u0103 ascult\u0103m un c\u00e2ntec al Alionei Cigulea, care \u00een mod sigur NU se va face de r\u00e2s!! Cei care a\u0163i venit cu ro\u015fii \u015fi ou\u0103 stricate v\u0103 rug\u0103m s\u0103 le p\u0103stra\u0163i pentru mai t\u00e2rziu!<\/p>\n

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George:<\/strong> Pentru cine?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Pentru noi! St\u0103m cu fruntea sus! Cui nu-i place… d\u0103 cu ro\u015fii!<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> OK! Dar te poftesc pe tine s\u0103 treci \u00een fa\u0163\u0103! \u00ce\u0163i acord prioritate… Castrave\u0163i, ave\u0163i, ave\u0163i? S\u0103 punem \u015fi noi m\u0103car de-o salat\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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George \u015fi Daniel coboar\u0103 de pe scen\u0103 pentru c\u00e2ntecul Alionei!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Aliona: interpreteaz\u0103 un c\u00e2ntec vesel… <\/strong><\/p>\n

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George \u015fi Daniel revin pe scen\u0103 din direc\u0163ii opuse, ca \u015fi cum nu s-ar m-ai fi v\u0103zut de o vreme; la fiecare \u201eP\u0103i de ce?\u201d George este mirat\/contrariat. La fiecare \u201eFoarte bine!! George\u201d este entuziast. La fiecare \u201eFoarte R\u0103u!\u201d George este \u00eengrijorat!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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George:<\/strong> Hai Noroace!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel: <\/strong>Nici un noroc!<\/p>\n

George<\/strong>:<\/strong> P\u0103i de ce?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> M-am \u00eensurat.<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Foarte Bine!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Nici un bine.<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> P\u0103i de ce?!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Am luat o bab\u0103!<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Foarte r\u0103u!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel: <\/strong>Nici un r\u0103u!<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> P\u0103i de ce?!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel: <\/strong>Baba avea bani!<\/p>\n

George<\/strong>: Foarte bineeeee!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel: <\/strong>Nici un bine!<\/p>\n

George<\/strong>:<\/strong> P\u0103i de ce?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Baba nu mai are bani! I-am cheltuit eu…<\/p>\n

George<\/strong>:<\/strong> Foarte r\u0103u!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Nici un r\u0103u.<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> P\u0103i de ce?! Pe ce i-ai cheltuit?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Mi-am luat cas\u0103-n Double Bay!<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Foarte Bine! Aha, Duble Bay \u2013 Double pay!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Nici un bine!<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> P\u0103i de ce?!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Mi-a luat casa foc.<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Hauleo neic\u0103! Foarte r\u0103u! <\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Nici un r\u0103u!<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> P\u0103i de ce?!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> P\u0103i de ce, p\u0103i de ce… ! A luat \u015fi baba foc! \u015ei banii din saltea!<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> (fredon\u00e2nd) Hai noroc! Hai noroc!\/ A luat \u015fi baba foc!\/ Au ars \u015fi saltelele\/ S-au topit… lovelele!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Aliona – C\u00e2ntec<\/strong><\/p>\n

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George:<\/strong> Daniel son, hai s\u0103 \u00eei d\u0103m drumul, las\u0103 glumele! Doar \u015ftii c-avem treaba! Tempitus Fugit!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel: <\/strong>Yes, mr. Miyagi<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Ei, chiar a\u015fa, ce te crezi Karate Kid!? \u015ei eu mister Miyagi… <\/strong><\/p>\n

My name is Bond, James Bond…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> (in zefelmea)<\/em> Jamesbondes!!! Your name is Jorj! Jorj Roca!? Auzi, de unde vine acest nume sonor?<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> De la daci se trage! Roca, Fara, Hora, Ponta… <\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel: <\/strong>Ciolo\u015f, Johannis, Borbely… \u015etiu! \u015ei… al\u0163i ardeleni de vaz\u0103! Iliescu, Videanu, Vanghelie, Udrea…<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Coane Ioni\u0163\u0103, e\u015fti pus pe mi\u015fto!? Roca e nume de valoare, mai baiatule! Mai am \u015fi ni\u015fte rude prin Italia, o m\u0103tu\u015f\u0103 – actri\u0163\u0103 de cinema! Ai auzit de Daniella Rocca? Apoi o strad\u0103 \u00een Barcelona, un cap \u00een Portugalia \u2013 Capul Roca, cel mai vestic punct al Europei! Mul\u0163umit? Faim\u0103 mare dom\u2019le! Mai vrei? Almond Roca \u2013 ciocolat\u0103, RocaBar- cosmetice, Rocambole, Rock & Roll… P\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi vestit\u0103 Shakira are o melodie cu \u201eRoca-Roca-Roca\u201d! (incepe s\u0103 fredoneze \u015fi s\u0103 dea din \u015folduri!)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Auzi, nene Jorj! Ai fost vreodat\u0103 \u00een Espana?<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Fost, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> \u015ei ai intrat \u00eentr-o baie?<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Nu \u00een\u0163eleg unde vrei s\u0103 ba\u0163i?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> P\u0103i pe toate instala\u0163iile sanitare din Spania scrie \u201eRoca\u201d! Chiuveta e \u201eRoca\u201d, cada de baie \u201eRoca\u201d, bideul \u201eRoca\u201d… p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi acolo unde faci… titicaca\u00a0 scrie \u201eRoca\u201d…<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Auleo muic\u0103, taci din gur\u0103 c\u0103 ne aude lumea! Ce-or fi av\u00e2nd espaniolii cu mine!?<\/strong><\/p>\n

(nec\u0103jit) Am avut eu \u015fi mai rele dec\u00e2t astea! \u015etiai c\u0103 la o lansare de carte pe care am f\u0103cut-o la Bucure\u015fti, m-a acro\u015fat o cucoan\u0103… silicoane la piept, silicoane la buze… \u201eDomnule Roca, a\u015f vrea s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreb ceva. Dumneavoastr\u0103 veni\u0163i din Australia… Am auzit c\u0103 pe-acolo opalele sunt pe toate drumurile… C\u00e2nd mai veni\u0163i pute\u0163i s\u0103 \u00eemi aduce\u0163i \u015fi mie un oooopalll? N-o s\u0103 v\u0103 par\u0103 r\u0103u!\u201d<\/em> \u015ei mi-a f\u0103cut cu ochiul! L\u00e2ng\u0103 noi, un domn poet-epigramist, tr\u0103gea cu urechea z\u00e2mbind pe sub musta\u0163a! Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva minunte, m-a \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 nu sunt sup\u0103r\u0103cios… I-am zis c\u0103 nu! S-a urcat pe un scaun, a f\u0103cut lini\u015fte \u015fi a recitat o epigram\u0103… Vrei s\u0103 \u0163i-o spun?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Ok! Spune-o repede, dac\u0103 o mai \u0163ii minte!<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> \u201eDomnul Roca e nebun\/ Str\u00e2nge pietre de pe drum\/ \u015ei le duce la cucoane\/ \u015ei le zice c\u0103-s bomboane!\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Delir total la publicul din sal\u0103! La Belle Epoque! Adic\u0103: Labele poc, labele poc, labele poc… <\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel: <\/strong>Bravo, bravo! Bun epigramistu\u2019! Ai noroc la cucoane, fiindc\u0103 le seduci cu pietre \u015fi cu bomboane! M\u0103 inspiri s\u0103-\u0163i dedic un c\u00e2ntec drag\u0103 Musiu Don Juan de ROCA de Sydney!<\/p>\n

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Daniel \u2013 C\u00c2NTEC – M\u0103 iube\u015fte femeile (M\u0103rgineanu)<\/strong><\/p>\n

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George:<\/strong> Bravo! Now, because I told you something about myself, my name Roca etc, – \u00a0Daniel should tell us something about him. Fair?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong>\u00a0 If I have to…\u00a0 Daniel: <\/strong>Odat\u0103 mi-am scris mie… personal, ni\u015fte versuri simpatice \u00een englez\u0103 \u015fi rom\u00e2n\u0103! Vrei s\u0103 \u015ftii cine sunt eu? Ia ascult\u0103 aicilea!<\/p>\n

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CRAZY OLD BLIGHT \u2013 Daniel Ionita<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I keep wondering, what sham!<\/p>\n

Who am I, if I am?<\/p>\n

Some young lion in flight,<\/p>\n

full of might,<\/p>\n

without fear<\/p>\n

drinking beer,<\/p>\n

or some crazy old blight?<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve been born from a scare,<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve been raised here and there<\/p>\n

And my children \u2013conceived<\/p>\n

far and wide, from favours received.<\/p>\n

Across oceans I\u2019ve flown,<\/p>\n

Countries not of my own,<\/p>\n

oft returning at dawn,<\/p>\n

quite confused and abused<\/p>\n

by some women amused<\/p>\n

in some fanciful twirls,<\/p>\n

crazy swirls…<\/p>\n

Every summer and spring<\/p>\n

foolish king –<\/p>\n

some girls had me quartered and drawn,<\/p>\n

Each new day is just like a yesterday, torn…<\/p>\n

Now I dread near my bed<\/p>\n

empty, naked, unfed<\/p>\n

angry stirs made of lead<\/p>\n

wistful wish to be rich<\/p>\n

money bitch<\/p>\n

scratch my itch<\/p>\n

years and years, like some dill,<\/p>\n

stupid swill.<\/p>\n

Anyway… in the end<\/p>\n

like a drunk on the mend<\/p>\n

I just lie and pretend<\/p>\n

that it\u2019s me every day<\/p>\n

pretty please, if I may…<\/p>\n

without fear<\/p>\n

drinking beer,<\/p>\n

mighty lion in flight<\/p>\n

vain delight!<\/p>\n

But it\u2019s simply a lie –<\/p>\n

can\u2019t deny<\/p>\n

that it\u2019s me<\/p>\n

in a spree<\/p>\n

and I swear full of glee,<\/p>\n

that I\u2019ll be<\/p>\n

just some crazy old blight.<\/p>\n

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GEORGE: <\/strong>Ai obosit!?<\/strong> <\/strong>Hai s\u0103 o spun eu \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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UN Z\u0102LUD TELELEU<\/strong>
\nM\u0103 tot mir, v\u0103leleu!
\nDac\u0103-s eu?… Cine-s eu?
\nPui de zmeu
\nParaleu<\/p>\n

Sau z\u0103lud teleleu?
\nM-am n\u0103scut undeva
\nO jartea – jagardea
\nTinichia, giurumea
\nIar copii am avut
\nIci \u015fi colo,
\nDe-am vrut sau n-am vrut.
\nAm plecat peste m\u0103ri
\nM-am \u00eentors peste \u0163\u0103ri
\nM-am pierdut peste z\u0103ri
\nAiurit, p\u0103c\u0103lit
\nAme\u0163it, jigodit,
\n\u015ei zmucit
\nDe co\u0163cari, de muieri
\nChiar \u015fi azi, chiar \u015fi ieri,
\nPrintre veri, prim\u0103veri
\n\u015ei m\u0103 zbat
\nL\u00e2ng\u0103 pat
\nDespuiat
\nSup\u0103rat \u015fi-ncruntat
\nPentru bani
\nGologani
\nAni \u015fi ani
\nF\u0103r\u0103 rost
\nCa un prost.
\nDar m\u0103 rog, \u00een final
\n\u00centr-un hal f\u0103r\u0103 hal
\nCa \u0163iganu’ la mal
\nMai mereu
\nM\u0103 tot mint c\u0103 sunt eu
\nC\u0103 sunt zmeu
\nC\u0103 sunt leu
\nParaleu…
\n\u00cens\u0103-i greu
\nFiindc\u0103 eu
\nNu sunt eu –
\nSau de sunt
\nPe cuv\u00e2nt
\nC\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n doar un biet,
\n\u015ei z\u0103lud
\nTeleleu.<\/p>\n

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Aliona – Muzic\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

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GEORGE: <\/strong>Pentru c\u0103 tot vorbir\u0103m mai \u00eenainte de sexul frumos – \u015fi pentru c\u0103 anul acesta s-au \u00eemplinit 130 de ani de la na\u015fterea lui George Top\u00e2rceanu, un poet, \u00een mare parte VESEL, plin de UMOR, \u015fi mare admirator al femeilor – s\u0103-l cinstim cum se cuvine! Ce-a\u0163i zice de \u201eFabule mici pentru oameni mari\u201d!? Daniele, m\u0103 aju\u0163i?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Sigur, maestre!<\/p>\n

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GEORGE: <\/strong>FABULA NUMARU 1 – MICROSCOPIC\u0102<\/strong><\/p>\n

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C\u00e2nd pleca odat\u0103 la r\u0103zboi un om<\/p>\n

I-a strigat o cioar\u0103 dintr-un v\u00e2rf de pom:<\/p>\n

– Du-te la o\u015ftire, pentru \u0163ara mori<\/em><\/p>\n

\u015ei-\u0163i va da nevasta un copil din flori!<\/em><\/p>\n

Omul,<\/p>\n

Auzind aceasta, n-a mai vrut s\u0103 plece,<\/p>\n

Deci a fost la urma fiindc-a dezertat<\/p>\n

Condamnat la moarte \u015fi executat.<\/p>\n

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Daniel<\/strong>:<\/strong> Morala<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Cine crede tot ce-i spui<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Este vai de capul lui.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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GEORGE <\/strong>– FABULA NUMARU 2 – CIN’ S-A FRIPT CU CIORB\u0102…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Fratele nevestei unui negustor<\/p>\n

A venit odat\u0103 pe la casa lor,<\/p>\n

Zic\u00e2nd c\u0103 la noapte, m\u00e2ine, cine \u015ftie,<\/p>\n

Are g\u00e2nd s\u0103 plece \u00een c\u0103l\u0103torie<\/p>\n

\u015ei c\u0103 prin urmare,<\/p>\n

Vrea s\u0103-\u015fi s\u0103rute sora la plecare.<\/p>\n

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– Ba s\u0103 nu pui gura pe nevasta mea,<\/em><\/p>\n

A strigat b\u0103rbatul, ca intri-n belea!<\/em><\/p>\n

– \u015ei de ce s\u0103 nu pun gura, mai cumnate,<\/em><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd \u015ftii c\u0103 mi-e sora \u015fi c\u0103 eu i-s frate?<\/em><\/p>\n

– Po\u0163i s\u0103-i fii \u015fi tata!, <\/em>zise omul scurt…<\/p>\n

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Daniel: <\/strong>Morala<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Cin’ s-a fript cu ciorba sufl\u0103 \u015fi-n iaurt!<\/em><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

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GEORGE –<\/strong> FABULA NUMARU 3 – V\u0102DUVA \u015eI PITICUL<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Zice c\u0103 demult, odat\u0103,<\/p>\n

Un pitic s-a \u00eensurat<\/p>\n

Cu o v\u0103duv\u0103 bogat\u0103<\/p>\n

Ce fusese m\u0103ritat\u0103<\/p>\n

Cu un mare om de stat.<\/p>\n

\u015ei-o fi dus ea, alt\u0103dat\u0103, o via\u0163\u0103 mai tihnit\u0103, —<\/p>\n

Dar la urm\u0103 \u015fi piticul a f\u0103cut-o fericit\u0103…<\/p>\n

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Daniel<\/strong>: Morala<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Cu munc\u0103 \u015fi cu r\u0103bdare,<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Po\u0163i face c\u00e2t unul mare.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel<\/strong> \u2013 <\/strong>fiindca vorbe\u015fti de iubiri, iat\u0103 ce zicea pe vremuri Zavaidoc!!<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nt\u0103: CE MULT \u00a0TE-AM IUBIT PARASCHIVO \u00a0(M\u0103rgineanu!)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

GEORGE –<\/strong> FABULA NUMARU 4 – OMUL \u015eI RA\u0162A<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Unui om, s\u0103racul, \u00eentr-o diminea\u0163\u0103,<\/p>\n

I-a murit o ra\u0163\u0103,<\/p>\n

Bietul om, de ciud\u0103, tare s-a-ntristat<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd v\u0103zu c\u0103-i moart\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat;<\/p>\n

Dar la scurt\u0103 vreme, \u00een aceea\u015fi lun\u0103,<\/p>\n

I-a murit \u015fi soacra — tot de moarte bun\u0103…<\/p>\n

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Daniel:<\/strong> Morala<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

S\u0103 nu pierzi n\u0103dejdea, orice-ar fi s\u0103 fie —<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 \u00eentristare, vine bucurie.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

GEORGE <\/strong>– FABULA NUMARU 5 – DOI PRIETENI<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Un be\u0163iv, din lumea toat\u0103<\/p>\n

(Care se nume\u015fte Nae),<\/p>\n

Ce fusese rupt odat\u0103<\/p>\n

De nevasta-sa-n b\u0103taie,<\/p>\n

Auzind cum c\u0103 nevasta<\/p>\n

Unui prieten i-a c\u00e2rpit<\/p>\n

\u015ei aceluia o palm\u0103,<\/p>\n

Foarte mult s-a veselit…<\/p>\n

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Daniel:<\/strong> Morala<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

R\u00e2de ruptul de c\u00e2rpit.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Aliona: C\u00c2NTEC vesel sau popular!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Daniel:<\/strong> Ei, dac\u0103 e vorba de marele Top\u00e2rceanu nici eu nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 las mai prejos! A\u0163i auzit de poezia \u201e\u00cen jurul unui divor\u0163\u201d? George! \u00cemi \u0163ii isonul!?<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> D\u0103-i drumul! Ba stai c\u0103 \u00eencep eu!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Mi\u015fu \u015et. Popescu vrea s\u0103 divor\u0163eze.
\nLung prilej de vorbe \u015fi de ipoteze!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Daniel:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Unii spun c\u0103 Mi\u015fu singur e de vin\u0103,
\nC\u0103 la ei \u00een cas\u0103 n-a fost zi senin\u0103.
\nC\u0103 nu poate nimeni s\u0103-i mai intre-n voie
\n\u015ei-a avut norocul de-a g\u0103sit pe Zoe,
\nCare-i rabd\u0103 toate de c\u00e2nd l-a luat.
\nC\u0103 desigur alta nu l-ar fi r\u0103bdat
\nNici m\u0103car o lun\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 biata fat\u0103
\nEste bun\u0103tatea personificat\u0103!<\/p>\n

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C\u0103-nainte Zoe p\u00e2n\u0103 nu-l luase
\nA respins partide mult mai serioase:
\nJorj Athanasiu, c\u00e2nd era fl\u0103c\u0103u…
\nGoldman de la Credit… Gu\u0163\u0103 Pop\u00e2nd\u0103u,
\nAngrosist de vinuri, o partid\u0103 rar\u0103
\n\u015ei cu care Mi\u015fu nici nu se compar\u0103
\nTo\u0163i cu situa\u0163ii \u015fi destul de \u201ebine”,
\nRefuza\u0163i de d\u00e2nsa, ca s\u0103 ia… pe cine!
\nC\u0103 s\u0103raca Zoe c\u00e2nd l-a cunoscut
\nEra f\u0103r\u0103 slujb\u0103 \u015fi dator v\u00e2ndut.
\nC\u0103 de-atunci \u00eencoace ea zadarnic sper\u0103,
\nC\u0103 el n-are-n cas\u0103 nici o manier\u0103,
\nNu respect\u0103 seara orele de mas\u0103,
\nRareori cu leafa nimere\u015fte-acas\u0103,
\nFrecventeaz\u0103 cele mai de jos localuri
\n\u015ei se \u0163ine noaptea numai de scandaluri…<\/p>\n

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Dar mai e un lucru mai fenomenal:
\nMi\u015fu St. Popescu este imoral!
\nParc\u0103 ea nu \u015ftie c\u0103, de-acum un an,
\nDumnealui se \u0163ine cu madam V\u00e2rlan?
\nO caricatur\u0103… un chibrit… o aia
\nCu piciorul mare \u015fi c-un p\u0103r c\u00e2t claia,
\nO mahalagioaic\u0103… Afectat\u0103… rea,
\nDe se mir\u0103 lumea: ce-a g\u0103sit la ea?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n


\n<\/em><\/strong>
\nAl\u0163ii spun c\u0103 totu\u015fi nu-i de vin\u0103 el,
\nC\u0103 din contr\u0103, Mi\u015fu e un so\u0163 model,
\n\u00cens\u0103 ea, Popeasca, este o ingrat\u0103.
\nC-ar fi stat \u015fi-acuma tot nem\u0103ritat\u0103,
\nDac\u0103 din p\u0103cate nu s-ar fi g\u0103sit
\nUn neghiob ca Mi\u015fu, un \u00eembrobodit…<\/p>\n

C-a luat-o tocmai de pe la Vaslui
\nUnde se dusese la un v\u0103r de-al lui
\nCare-avea la d\u00e2n\u015fii cas\u0103 cu chirie.
\nC\u0103 vorbeau adesea la buc\u0103t\u0103rie,
\nMai cu seam\u0103 ziua c\u00e2nd trecea la mas\u0103.
\nC\u0103 duduca Zoe scutura prin cas\u0103
\n\u015ei nu zice nimeni c\u0103 era bigot\u0103
\n\u00cens\u0103 fran\u0163uze\u015fte nu \u015ftia o iot\u0103!<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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C\u0103 g\u0103sind odat\u0103 ni\u015fte c\u0103r\u0163i franceze,
\nA rugat pe Mi\u015fu “s-o ini\u0163ieze”…
\n(Promitea feti\u0163a!)<\/em><\/strong> Tot a\u015fa mereu,
\nAzi o s\u0103rutare, m\u00e2ine… mai \u015ftiu eu?
\nBa cu fran\u0163uzeasca, ba cu scuturatul,
\nP\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd la urm\u0103 a-ncurcat b\u0103iatul!…<\/p>\n

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Toate astea \u00eens\u0103 la un loc denot\u0103
\nC-a luat-o goal\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 nici o dot\u0103.
\nTrei perechi de case? \u015etie Dumnezeu…
\nTrei perechi de mofturi! N-o spun numai eu.<\/p>\n

\u00centreba\u0163i pe Lambru, pe madam Palade
\n(O persoan\u0103-n v\u00e2rst\u0103, foarte cumsecade)
\n<\/em><\/strong>\u015ei pe toat\u0103 lumea care-o cuno\u015ftea,
\nC-a luat-o numai cu ce-a fost pe ea…
\nEl putea desigur altfel s\u0103 se-nsoare,
\nDar \u00een loc s\u0103-i fie recunosc\u0103toare,
\nS\u0103-l respecte-n cas\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-l menajeze,
\nDumneaei, din contr\u0103, \u0163ine s\u0103 dicteze!<\/p>\n

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Mi\u015fu nu e liber nici m\u0103car un pas,
\nToat\u0103 lumea vede c\u0103 l-a dus de nas.
\nDar \u00een schimb, fire\u015fte, ea, de la-nceput
\nF\u0103r\u0103 nici o jen\u0103 a f\u0103cut ce-a vrut.
\nSeara, c\u00e2nd o cau\u0163i, pleac\u0103 la cucoane,
\nZiua se ocup\u0103 numai cu romane,
\nIar buc\u0103t\u0103reasa (c-au schimbat femeia)<\/em><\/strong>
\n<\/em><\/strong>Are tot pe m\u00e2n\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u015fi cheia
\nDe la magazie \u015fi de la dulap,
\nCare va s\u0103 zic\u0103 \u015fi-a f\u0103cut de cap.<\/p>\n

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Al\u0163ii spun c\u0103 Zoe, la madam Lipan,
\nA-nt\u00e2lnit pe unu, Iorgu Damian,
\nFlutur de saloane, mare pu\u015flama.
\nC\u0103-ntre ei desigur exista ceva,
\nFi’ndc\u0103 ea-ntr-o clip\u0103 de sinceritate
\nA sc\u0103pat o vorb\u0103 la madam Stamate:
\n\u201eAh, ma chere, ce nobil \u015fi distins b\u0103iet!…”<\/em><\/strong>
\n<\/em><\/strong>Iar madam Stamate n-a \u0163inut secret,
\n\u015ei-i destul s\u0103 afle c\u00e2teva persoane…
\nTot atunci, se vede, una din cocoane
\nI-a f\u0103cut pesemne lui o anonim\u0103
\nUnde isc\u0103lise doar at\u00e2t: \u201eCu stim\u0103…”<\/em><\/strong>
\n<\/em><\/strong>\u015ei-i scria acolo spun din auzite
\nC\u0103, madam Popescu prea se compromite…<\/em><\/strong>
\n<\/em><\/strong>Dar el n-a citit-o, nefiind francat\u0103.<\/p>\n

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\u015ei-a trecut \u015fi asta.
\n\u00cen sf\u00e2r\u015fit, odat\u0103
\nTrebuind s\u0103 plece Mi\u015fu la Vaslui
\nPentru ni\u015fte case, un amic de-al lui,
\nUnul de la Banc\u0103, l-a pornit cu sila
\nS\u0103 ia trenul numai p\u00e2n\u0103 la Chitila
\n\u015ei s\u0103 stea acolo tocmai timpul strict,
\nCa s\u0103-i poat\u0103 prinde \u00een flagrant delict…<\/p>\n

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C\u0103 venind Popescu \u015fi v\u0103z\u00e2nd lumin\u0103,
\nA intrat \u00een curte tocmai prin gr\u0103din\u0103
\n\u015ei b\u0103t\u00e2nd la u\u015fa care d\u0103-n salon,
\nCineva din cas\u0103 i-a strigat: \u201ePardon!”<\/em><\/strong>
\n<\/em><\/strong>
\nZoe sta de vorb\u0103, nici nu s-a\u015ftepta
\n(C\u0103 era devreme… zece \u015fi ceva)
\n\u015ei crez\u00e2nd c\u0103-i m\u00e2\u0163a sau vr\u2019un alt ecou,
\nC\u00e2nd v\u0103zu c\u0103-i Mi\u015fu, a r\u0103mas tablou,
\nEl p\u0103ru deodat\u0103 foarte \u00eenc\u00e2ntat.
\nM\u0103 ierta\u0163i<\/em><\/strong>,<\/em><\/strong> le zise, c\u0103 v-am deranjat!…<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Puse-apoi paltonul peste geamantan
\n\u015ei venind cu-ncetul c\u0103tre Damian
\nCare sta s\u0103 plece, zise: \u201eBun\u0103 seara!\u201d.
\n(Damian atuncea s-a f\u0103cut ca cear\u0103.)<\/em><\/strong>
\nNu mai sta\u0163i de vorb\u0103? Poate c\u0103 \u0163i-e somn…
\nTe gr\u0103be\u015fti prea tare, mult stimate domn!”
\n\u015ei zic\u00e2nd acestea cu o voce calm\u0103,
\nVru s\u0103-l ia de guler \u015fi s\u0103-i dea o palm\u0103.
\n\u201eDomnule Popescu… nene! Stai un pic…
\nPe parola noastr\u0103 c\u0103 n-a fost nimic!…<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Damian, s\u0103racul, nu \u015ftia ce zice,
\nDar g\u0103sind la urm\u0103 un moment propice,
\nC\u00e2nd v\u0103zu c\u0103 treaba tot mai r\u0103u se-ncurc\u0103,
\nA fugit…
\nIar so\u0163ii se certar\u0103 furc\u0103.
\nEa-l lua cu bine, nu-l scotea din \u201edrag\u0103”,
\nSocotind c\u0103 astfel va putea s-o dreag\u0103,
\nDar la urma urmei, ca s\u0103-l deie gata,
\nA-nceput s\u0103 fac\u0103, ea, pe sup\u0103rata.
\nC\u0103 odinioar\u0103 l-a iubit un pic,
\nDar nu-l cunoscuse chiar a\u015fa mojic…
\n\u015ei-ntorc\u00e2nd o clip\u0103 capul \u00eend\u0103r\u0103t,
\nI-a strigat din u\u015f\u0103: \u201eTe-ai prostit di t\u0103t!…”
\n<\/em><\/strong>
\n*<\/p>\n

Toate astea \u00eens\u0103 n-au nici un temei,
\nC\u0103 nu \u015ftie nimeni ce-a fost \u00eentre ei.
\nVineri toat\u0103 lumea a putut s\u0103-i vad\u0103
\nAm\u00e2ndoi al\u0103turi, bra\u0163 la bra\u0163, pe strad\u0103…
\nEi, \u015fi \u015fti\u0163i, asear\u0103, dup\u0103 ce-a stat ploaia,
\nCe-a aflat T\u0103n\u0163ica de la Procopoaia
\nC\u00e2nd s-a dus s\u0103-i cear\u0103 un model de \u015for\u0163?…
\nMi\u015fu \u015et.Popescu nu mai d\u0103 divor\u0163!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Aliona: C\u00e2ntec<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Ia s\u0103 v\u0103 eu spun \u015fi dou\u0103 fabule personale din ciclul \u201eBancuri cu nebuni\u201d! Prima se nume\u015fte \u201eNebunul \u015fi pisica\u201d! Am s\u0103 \u00eei rog pe cei prezen\u0163i s\u0103 m\u0103 ajute \u015fi s\u0103 spun\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd \u201ePisica\u201d! <\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniele! \u00cei d\u0103m drumul?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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NEBUNUL \u015eI PISICA<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Circula prin t\u00e2rg, odat\u0103,<\/p>\n

O glum\u0103 cu un nebun,<\/p>\n

Dac\u2019-ave\u0163i pic de r\u0103bdare,<\/p>\n

Eu \u00eendat\u2019-am s\u0103 v-o spun!<\/p>\n

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La nebuni, la B\u0103l\u0103ceanca,<\/p>\n

Era unul, mai nenic\u0103,<\/p>\n

Internat de mult \u015fi bine,<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 se credea pisic\u0103!<\/p>\n

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\u00cens\u0103 un doctor inimos,<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 o vreme oarecare,<\/p>\n

A v\u0103zut a\u015fa, la d\u00e2nsul,<\/p>\n

Un pic de-ameliorare!<\/p>\n

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A chemat apoi fl\u0103c\u0103ul,<\/p>\n

Constat\u0103rile s\u0103-i zic\u0103<\/p>\n

\u015ei s\u0103-i spun\u0103 c\u0103-i d\u0103 drumu\u2019<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 nu mai e pisic\u0103!<\/p>\n

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– Bine\u00een\u0163eles, sunt sigur,<\/em><\/p>\n

Pot jura chiar, dac\u0103 vrei,<\/em><\/p>\n

C\u0103 sunt om, domnule doctor<\/em><\/p>\n

\u015ei nu mai prind \u015foricei!<\/em><\/p>\n

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Doctorul, inim\u0103 larg\u0103,<\/p>\n

\u00cen aceea\u015fi dup\u0103-mas\u0103,<\/p>\n

\u00cei d\u0103 drumul din ospiciu<\/p>\n

\u015ei-l l\u0103s\u0103 s\u0103 plece-acas\u0103.<\/p>\n

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\u00cemb\u0103tat de bucurie<\/p>\n

\u015ei s\u0103rind \u00eentr-un picior,<\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103-n culmea fericirii,<\/p>\n

O porne\u015fte spre Obor!<\/p>\n

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Dar deodat\u0103, dintr-o curte,<\/p>\n

Iese un c\u0103\u0163el banal,<\/p>\n

\u015ei nebunu\u2019-o ia la fug\u0103<\/p>\n

\u00cenapoi c\u0103tre spital!<\/p>\n

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Din\u0163ii-i cl\u0103n\u0163\u0103ne puternic,<\/p>\n

\u2019i-e m\u0103rit\u0103-adrenalina…<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd, \u00een calea \u00eei apare<\/p>\n

Chiar doctorul cu pricina!<\/p>\n

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– De ce f\u0103cu\u015fi cale n-toars\u0103<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015ei tremuri a\u015fa de fric\u0103?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Nu spuneai de diminea\u0163\u0103<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u0103 tu nu mai e\u015fti <\/em><\/strong>pisic\u0103?<\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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– Dom\u2019le doctor, ai dreptate,<\/p>\n

N-am s\u0103 spun asta nici m\u00e2ine,<\/p>\n

Dar \u00een drum spre libertate<\/p>\n

Mi-a t\u0103iat calea un c\u00e2ine!<\/p>\n

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\u015ei de-atuncea vai de mine,<\/p>\n

Tremur tare \u015fi mi-e fric\u0103,<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 nu-s convins c\u0103 d\u00e2nsu\u2019<\/p>\n

\u015etie c\u0103 nu sunt… pisic\u0103!<\/p>\n

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Morala:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Errare humanum est*<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dar v\u0103 mai spun ceva:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015ei lupu-\u015fi schimb\u0103 p\u0103rul,<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103 n\u0103ravul, ba!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

GEORGE: <\/strong>Auzi fratele meleleu alb! Hai sa \u00eemi mai trag sufletul pu\u0163in! Ia c\u00e2nt\u0103-ne ceva…<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

DANIEL: Ce ai dori!?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

GEORGE:<\/strong> <\/em><\/strong>Mai \u015ftii c\u00e2ntecul acela cu \u201ecalul alb\u201d? \u0102la de-l c\u00e2nta Alifantis?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

DANIEL: \u0102la e cu \u201eCalul b\u0103lan\u201d! Dar nu imi mai pun mintea cu tine….<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

GEORGE: <\/strong>D\u0103-i drumul <\/strong>!<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel: (c\u00e2nt\u0103)<\/strong><\/p>\n

La calu b\u0103lan \u2013 Nicu Alifantis \u2013 MR Paraschivescu<\/strong><\/p>\n

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GEORGE: <\/strong>iar acum cealat\u0103 fabul\u0103 numit\u0103:<\/strong><\/p>\n

(Daniel trage un galo\u015f de o sfoar\u0103)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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NEBUNUL \u015eI C\u0102\u0162ELUL<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ieri trec\u00e2nd pe bulevard,<\/p>\n

\u00cent\u00e2lnesc a\u015fa-ntr-o doar\u0103<\/p>\n

Pe unul \u00eentr-o ureche<\/p>\n

Tr\u0103g\u00e2nd un galo\u015f de-o sfoar\u0103!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Se oprea la c\u00e2te-un st\u00e2lp<\/p>\n

Foarte afectat dr\u0103gu\u0163u’<\/p>\n

Murmur\u00e2nd suav \u015fi dulce:<\/p>\n

\u201eHai cu tata, cu\u0163u, cu\u0163u!\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Vroind ca s\u0103-i c\u00e2nt \u00een strun\u0103<\/p>\n

\u00cel \u00eentreb politicos:<\/p>\n

– Din ce ras\u0103 face parte<\/em><\/p>\n

Acest c\u0103\u0163elu\u015f frumos?<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

– B\u0103! Tu e\u015fti bolnav cu ochii,<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Sau te-ai cam scr\u00e2ntit ni\u0163el…<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Cum po\u0163i oare o ciubot\u0103<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

S-o confunzi cu un c\u0103\u0163el?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

– Dac-am f\u0103cut o gre\u015feal\u0103<\/em><\/p>\n

V-a\u015f ruga s\u0103 m\u0103 scuza\u0163i,<\/em><\/p>\n

Dar de zice\u0163i c\u0103-i ciubot\u0103<\/em><\/p>\n

Dece nu o \u00eenc\u0103l\u0163a\u0163i?<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

– B\u0103, tu e\u015fti nebun, m\u0103i frate<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dac-o-ncal\u0163 poate m\u0103 mu\u015fc\u0103!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015ei negru de sup\u0103rare,<\/p>\n

A tulit-o ca din pu\u015fc\u0103!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Morala<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd din \u00eent\u00e2mplare<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dai de un nebun<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 ai pace<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Taci \u015fi-\u0163i vezi de drum!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Aliona: C\u00e2ntec<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Daniel, \u00ee\u0163i mul\u0163umesc c\u0103 ai f\u0103cut pe nebunu\u2019!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel: <\/strong>(\u0163anto\u015f) – <\/em>\u015ei poate mai fac!<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> \u015ei galo\u015felul, mi-a pl\u0103cut!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> P\u0103i atunci trebuie s\u0103 faci \u015fi tu ceva pentru mine.<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Ce anume?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Poezia mea urm\u0103toare este despre copilaria din mahalalele Bucure\u015filor, pe Topora\u015fi, pe \u015foseaua Giurgiului, dup\u0103 Pia\u0163a Progresu\u2019, \u015fi se intituleaz\u0103 \u201eC\u00e2ntice de la Ci\u015fmeaua din col\u0163ul strazii\u201d \u2013 Prima poezie se nume\u015fte: \u201eN\u0103rodu de Adrian, F\u0103lfa \u015fi celal\u0163i\u201d. Vrei s\u0103 fii tu ci\u015fmea?<\/p>\n

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George <\/strong>\u2013 (r\u0103stit)<\/em><\/strong> – Ce e<\/strong>\u015f<\/strong>ti nebun? Adic\u0103 da! C\u0103 tocmai ai fost huhu… acum c\u00e2teva minute…! Acum vrei s\u0103 fiu \u015fi eu \u00eentr-o ureche! Cum naiba s\u0103 fiu eu \u201eci<\/strong>\u015f<\/strong>mea\u201d? S\u0103 stau a<\/strong>\u015f<\/strong>a pro<\/strong>\u0163<\/strong>ap?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Daniel:<\/strong> Bine atunci te rog s\u0103 fii \u201eN\u0103rodu\u2019 de Adrian\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Eu n\u0103rod?<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Tu, n\u0103rod…!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Ba tu, n\u0103rod!<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Ba tu, ba tu…!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

George;<\/strong> (enervat r\u0103<\/em><\/strong>u<\/em><\/strong>)<\/em><\/strong> M\u0103i omule\u0163ule! Tu chiar nu e\u015fti \u00een toate min\u0163ile, eu sunt om serios, se poate?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel<\/strong> \u2013 Bine, atunci nu-\u0163i r\u0103m\u00e2ne dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fii \u201eF\u00e2lfa farfuza\u201d!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

George<\/strong> \u2013 (negru de sup\u0103rare)<\/em><\/strong> Ei gata. Am terminat. M\u0103 faci si farfuz\u0103? \u00cemi iau juc\u0103riile \u015fi plec! <\/strong>(d\u0103 sa plece)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Daniel<\/strong> \u2013 (\u00eemp\u0103ciuitor)<\/em> – Bine, bine, iart\u0103-m\u0103…. Dar atunci<\/p>\n

RECI\u0162I TU POEZEAUA\u00a0 !!!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> (\u00eembunat)<\/em> \u2013 Ok. Dar s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai faci n\u0103rod \u00een via\u0163a ta. Nici farfuz\u0103… c\u0103 nu m\u0103 amuz\u0103… \u015fi m\u0103-ncing la diuz\u0103! <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Stai nenic\u0103, nu pleca! Tu nu \u015ftii de glum\u0103!? Facem pace!<\/p>\n

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GEORGE<\/strong>: <\/strong>Ok!<\/strong> (\u00eencepe s\u0103 recite poezia monoton)<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

– C\u00c2NTICE DE LA CI\u015eMEAUA DIN COL\u0162UL STR\u0102ZII:<\/strong><\/p>\n

de Daniel Io-ni\u0163a…tu Ni\u0163\u0103. el Ni\u0163\u0103…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Titlul: N\u0102RODU DE ADRIAN, F\u00c2LFA \u015eI CEILAL\u0162I
\n<\/strong>
\nPe strada mea-ntr-o mahala, departe,
\nCu praf \u015fi cu ci\u015fmea de cartier,
\nSt\u0103tea nea \u0162anu, ziua, la taclale,
\n\u015ei noaptea-n pat la F\u00e2lfa… pi\u015ficher.<\/p>\n

\u015ei mai era familia Ungureanu
\nCu tanti Sava, nea Aristotel,
\nCu fete, una gras\u0103, alta slab\u0103,
\n\u015ei una care nu era de fel.<\/p>\n

Cazacu, domnul \u015fi cu coana mare,
\nSt\u0103teau pe col\u0163 \u00eentr-o c\u0103su\u0163\u0103 joas\u0103,
\nCu rude \u015fi nepo\u0163i, \u015fi cu un vi\u015fin
\nSub care vara chiefuiau la mas\u0103.<\/p>\n

Anu\u0163a \u015fi cu badea Victor din M\u0103rg\u0103u
\nT\u0103iau oglinzi \u00een casa cu plocade
\n\u015ei fiu-\u015fi suduiau: \u201eM\u0103 Adri\u00e8ne,
\nM\u0103s\u00e8lil\u00e8 s\u0103ri\u0163-ar, m\u0103 n\u0103roade!\u201d
\n<\/em>
\nMeil\u0103 nu venea seara acas\u0103,
\nDom\u2019 Ra\u0163iu se certase cu Moraru,
\nGr\u0103suna Potra, avea – n-avea treab\u0103,
\nSt\u0103tea la b\u00e2rfa cu-a lu\u2019 P\u0103curaru.<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, peste drum, mai era F\u00e2lfa,
\nFarfuza cartierului, sadea,
\nCe ne d\u0103dea semin\u0163e \u015fi bomboane
\nS\u0103 nu sufl\u0103m vreo vorb\u0103 despre ea…<\/p>\n

Ziua, cu sor-mea, ne jucam \u00een strad\u0103,
\nDar seara ne \u201ecoco\u0163\u0103ream\u201d \u00een tei
\nS\u0103 ne uit\u0103m prin cur\u0163i pe la vecini,
\nCopii curio\u015fi s\u0103 vad\u0103… ce fac ei!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Aliona: c\u00e2ntec<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> <\/strong>Daniel son! Tu ai auzit de romglish?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel: <\/strong>Mister Miyagi! Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 vorbim de romglish, hai s\u0103 v\u0103 recit ceva \u00een aceast\u0103 limb\u0103! Ia, listen to me:<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

EMINESCU \u00ceN ROMENGLISH<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I love you<\/strong> at\u00e2t de tare<\/p>\n

\u00cenc\u00e2t\u00a0I believe<\/strong> c\u0103 mor<\/p>\n

You\u00a0are so<\/strong> \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103toare<\/p>\n

Oh,\u00a0my dear,<\/strong> c\u00e2t te ador.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

When\u00a0I go<\/strong> la bra\u0163 cu tine<\/p>\n

M\u0103\u00a0simt very<\/strong> m\u0103gulit<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci\u00a0are looking<\/strong> to\u0163i la mine<\/p>\n

Oh,\u00a0I am so<\/strong>, fericit.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

All\u00a0<\/strong>ar fi at\u00e2t de bine…<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 But<\/strong>\u00a0nu face pe nebuna<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci\u00a0I tell<\/strong> ce simt \u00een mine<\/p>\n

Dar\u00a0tu fly like<\/strong> b\u0103rz\u0103una.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Understand?\u00a0I love you<\/strong> drag\u0103<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 How you want me<\/strong> s\u0103 vorbesc<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 You<\/strong>\u00a0are totul pentru mine<\/p>\n

And\u00a0I want<\/strong> s\u0103 te-nt\u00e2lnesc.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 But\u00a0is dificult<\/strong>, vezi bine<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci\u00a0your mother<\/strong> e pe faz\u0103<\/p>\n

\u015ei\u00a0din five \u00een five<\/strong> minute<\/p>\n

Carefully<\/strong>\u00a0ne controleaz\u0103<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Maybe<\/strong>\u00a0s\u0103 ajung la tine<\/p>\n

Ca\u00a0\u00een Shakespeare, Juliet<\/strong><\/p>\n

I,\u00a0Romeo, love<\/strong> pe tine<\/p>\n

Give\u00a0me<\/strong> scara din boschet.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Aliona: melodie<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Am \u015fi eu una! Tot pe Romglez\u0103.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

PARODIE \u00ceN ROMGLEZ\u0102<\/strong><\/p>\n

PENTRU JONU MAICHII<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Johnny, when<\/strong> erai copil<\/p>\n

Duceai caprele la hill<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dar amu c\u00e2nd e\u015fti playboy<\/strong><\/p>\n

Don\u2019t remember<\/strong> plai cu boi.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Te \u00eembraci cam indecent<\/p>\n

Cu haine de second hand<\/strong><\/p>\n

Iar \u201enoroc\u201d c\u00e2nd e s\u0103 dai<\/p>\n

Nu \u015ftii only \u201eceau\u201d<\/strong> \u015fi \u201ehi\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

How do you do<\/strong>, te-ntreab-o cow<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tu r\u0103spunzi: \u201eDuiu hau-hau\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0162i-ai schimbat numele \u00een John<\/strong>,<\/p>\n

Dar \u0163\u0103ranii-\u0163i spun tot Ion!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00centr-o nar\u0103 por\u0163i belciug<\/p>\n

Ca \u015fi taurul la plug,<\/p>\n

\u00cen spr\u00e2ncean\u0103-ai trei cercei<\/p>\n

Cump\u0103ra\u0163i pe dol\u0103rei<\/p>\n

De la Chivu de la col\u0163,<\/p>\n

Sut\u0103 la sut\u0103 gablon\u0163!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Heavy metal<\/strong>, ce s\u0103 zic?<\/p>\n

\u0162i-ai pus rings<\/strong> \u015fi-n buric.<\/p>\n

Macho-man<\/strong> Johnica-maichii<\/p>\n

\u0162i-ai f\u0103cut frizur\u0103 spiky<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sem\u0103n\u00e2nd cu un arici<\/p>\n

Dai din bici \u015fi face plici!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Piele groas\u0103 pe obraz<\/p>\n

De opt zile e\u015fti neras<\/p>\n

Ca Silvestru lu\u2019 Stalone<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cen filmul cu Sharon Stone<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Por\u0163i blue jeans<\/strong> c-a\u015fa e moda<\/p>\n

\u015ei bei numa\u2019 whisky and soda <\/strong><\/p>\n

Pe pensia lu\u2019 b\u0103tr\u00e2na…<\/p>\n

La munc\u0103, nu la-ntins m\u00e2na!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Aliona: c\u00e2nta un c\u00e2ntec rom\u00e2nesc<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> \u015ei pentru c\u0103 ne apropiem de sf\u00e2r\u015fitul acestui spectacol, haide\u0163i s\u0103 dedic\u0103m ultima poezea \u201eIlustrei noastre clase politice port-drapel al limbii rom\u00e2ne vorbite… azi!\u201d S\u0103 nu se zic\u0103 c\u0103 i-am uitat! <\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

ACILEA E VOE<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd vorbea o jun\u0103<\/p>\n

De-ale ei succesuri<\/p>\n

Se hlizeau \u015fi turcii<\/p>\n

De sub a lor fese…<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

DANIEL: Pardon! Fesuri !<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Mul\u0163i \u015ftiu rumane\u015fte<\/p>\n

Precum nea Vanghele<\/p>\n

Zic aeropoarte<\/p>\n

\u015ei trag la hotele…<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

La friptur\u0103 stec<\/p>\n

Ei vor crastave\u0163i<\/p>\n

\u015ei-i scurm\u0103 talentu\u2019<\/p>\n

C\u0103 i-e mari poie\u0163i.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Scriu literatur\u0103<\/p>\n

\u00cen limba ienglez\u0103<\/p>\n

Dar vin din Caracal<\/p>\n

\u015ei-s c\u0103zu\u0163i \u00een frez\u0103.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Bat c\u00e2mpii pe c\u00e2mpuri<\/p>\n

Intr\u0103-n politic\u0103<\/p>\n

\u015ei-apoi dup\u0103 gratii<\/p>\n

Prin\u015fi cu-ocaua mic\u0103!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Pe la tribunale<\/p>\n

Lacrimi grele storc<\/p>\n

Fiinc\u0103 porcul r\u00e2m\u0103<\/p>\n

\u015ei r\u00e2ma nu porc…<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd fac o gre\u015feal\u0103<\/p>\n

Nu este nimica<\/p>\n

Acolo e voe<\/p>\n

C\u0103 e Rom\u00e2nica!<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

ALIONA – Muzica<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

George \u015fi Daniel din nou la microfon!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> George, dac\u0103 tot ai men\u0163ionat mai sus de \u201er\u00e2m\u0103 \u015fi de porc\u201d, \u015ftii care este deosebirea dintre o r\u00e2m\u0103 \u015fi un porc!?<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Nuuu!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> P\u0103i tu ai zis-o! Porcul r\u00e2m\u0103, dar r\u00e2ma nu porc!<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Ha, ha! Dar tu \u015ftii care e deosebirea dintre o p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103 \u015fi o furnic\u0103?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Una-i mai mare, alta mai mica. Nu?<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Nooooo – P\u0103s\u0103rica se furnic\u0103… dar furnica nu se p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Bun\u0103! \u015etii care deosebirea dintre o ro\u015fie \u015fi un tramvai!<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Nu, Daniel son!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> Tramvaiul are dung\u0103 ro\u015fie, dar ro\u015fia nu are dung\u0103 tramvai!<\/p>\n

George:<\/strong> Ha-ha-ha!!! Bravo, bravo!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Daniel:<\/strong> \u015ei pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi adusei aminte de tramvai, ia s\u0103 v\u0103 c\u00e2nte b\u0103iatu\u2019 o melodie cu tramvaiul \u00een limba englez\u0103. A\u015f dori ca publicul s\u0103 m\u0103 acompanieze! Desigur, \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103! O rog \u015fi distinsa Aliona s\u0103 m\u0103 ajute!<\/p>\n

(\u00ce\u015fi ia chitara \u015fi \u00eencepe \u201eTake me home, my little tram…\u201d<\/strong> Aliona \u015fi George se al\u0103tur\u0103 \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 – dup\u0103 strofa a doua \u00een englez\u0103! Publicul c\u00e2nt\u0103 \u015fi el!)<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

TAKE ME HOME YOU LITTLE TRAM<\/strong><\/p>\n

(Du-m\u0103 acas\u0103 m\u0103i tramvai)<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Take me home you little tram<\/p>\n

Faster than a te-le-gram<\/p>\n

Take me to my little shack<\/p>\n

With a fountain at the back<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Refrain –<\/strong><\/p>\n

The night \u00ees falling upon the slum<\/p>\n

The dogs are barking \u00een the wind<\/p>\n

Up near the gate, my sweetheart has come<\/p>\n

To wait for me so fair and sweet.<\/p>\n

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Repeat 1. \u2013<\/p>\n

\u00cen Romanian (by Daniel, Aliona \u015fi George)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

P\u0103i…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Du-m\u0103 acas\u0103, mai tramvai,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Du-m\u0103 acas\u0103, ce mai stai…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Du-m\u0103 la c\u0103su\u0163a mea,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cu porti\u0163a \u015fi ci\u015fmea.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Repeat refrain… \u00a0– Sang \u00een Romanian by everyone<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Noaptea se las\u0103 \u00een mahala,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pe strada noastr\u0103 e pustiu.<\/strong><\/p>\n

La o porti\u0163\u0103 sta cineva,<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015ei m\u0103 a\u015fteapt\u0103 ca s\u0103 vin.<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Repeat 1. – (Sang \u00een Romanian by everyone)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

P\u0103i…<\/p>\n

Du-m\u0103 acas\u0103, mai tramvai,<\/p>\n

Du-m\u0103 acas\u0103, ce mai stai…<\/p>\n

Du-m\u0103 la c\u0103su\u0163a mea,<\/p>\n

Cu porti\u0163a \u015fi ci\u015fmea.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

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