{"id":29229,"date":"2017-03-15T15:58:37","date_gmt":"2017-03-15T15:58:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=29229"},"modified":"2017-03-15T15:59:17","modified_gmt":"2017-03-15T15:59:17","slug":"harry-ross-maxime-si-cugetari-cu-un-strop-de-umor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2017\/03\/15\/harry-ross-maxime-si-cugetari-cu-un-strop-de-umor\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Ross: Maxime \u0219i cuget\u0103ri cu un strop de  umor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Harry-Ross2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-29231\" title=\"harry-ross\" src=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Harry-Ross2-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Ce poatte fi mai\u00a0 sublim dec\u00e2t un vis \u00een care s\u0103 spui vie\u021bii\u2026 bis?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\u00centr-un creier cu filtru nu p\u0103trunde\u00a0 o idee mai mare de un milimetru.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Omul e o comoar\u0103. Natura \u00eel na\u0219te, \u0219i tot ea\u00a0 \u00eel omoar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\u0218i \u00een zilele cele mai bune Soarele apune.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Absurdul s-a \u00eenfiltrat \u0219i \u00een teatru. Unii spun c\u0103-i avangard\u0103, al\u021bii cred c\u0103 e dezastru.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Cu Ucraina, Rusia a f\u0103cut un super-troc. A luat Crimeea toat\u0103 \u0219i n-a dat nimic \u00een loc.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Sufletul pereche nu-i dup\u0103 ureche.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">R\u00e2nd pe r\u00e2nd, cuget\u0103rile coboar\u0103 din piscul unui g\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Nici cel mai frumos nud nu poate s\u0103 ofere mai mult dec\u00e2t se vede.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Dac\u0103 Domnul ne-a luat \u00een turma Sa de oi, de ce ne atac\u0103 lupii tocmai pe noi?<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Cutare a scris o poezie \u0219i de atunci se plimb\u0103 prontre stele, vr\u00e2nd s\u0103 fure una dintre\u00a0 ele.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Orientul s\u00e2ngeriu caut\u0103 un loc sub soare \u00een Occidentul auriu.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">E blond\u0103, rumoas\u0103 \u0219i focoas\u0103. C\u00e2nd face amor, ce s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, patul scoate fum.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Omul e om, \u0219i st\u0103zi, \u0219i m\u00e2ine, de\u0219i uneori m\u00e2r\u00e2ie\u00a0 ca un c\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">De mic \u0219tiam c\u0103 un evreu nu-i un zeu, dar pentru al\u021bii poate fi un curcubeu.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">St\u0103m pe un butori de pulbere, iar unora le vine s\u0103 fluiere.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Viagra, ne-a redat aperan\u021ba c\u0103 exist\u0103 fericire\u00a0 \u0219i dup\u0103 ce ai pierdut poten\u021ba.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Nu regreta pasul ratat. Cine \u0219tie \u00een ce ai fi c\u0103lcat.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\u00centre popor \u0219i putere rela\u021biile n-au taman gust de miere.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Sublim\u0103-i via\u021ba \u00een doi. P\u0103cat c\u0103 adesea e m\u00e2njit\u0103 cu noroi<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">O nunt\u0103 cost\u0103 o avere, dar cine se uit\u0103 la pre\u021b. Doar un n\u0103t\u0103fle\u021b.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">x<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Insul e un\u00a0 boss; are nasul fin \u0219i obrazul gros.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>______________<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Harry Ross<\/p>\n<p>Israel<\/p>\n<p>13 martie 2017<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce poatte fi mai\u00a0 sublim dec\u00e2t un vis \u00een care s\u0103 spui vie\u021bii\u2026 bis? x \u00centr-un creier cu filtru nu [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29229"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29234,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29229\/revisions\/29234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}