{"id":33800,"date":"2017-12-02T17:42:30","date_gmt":"2017-12-02T17:42:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=33800"},"modified":"2017-12-02T17:42:30","modified_gmt":"2017-12-02T17:42:30","slug":"alexandru-nemoianu-mitocanul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2017\/12\/02\/alexandru-nemoianu-mitocanul\/","title":{"rendered":"Alexandru NEMOIANU: Mitocanul"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Mitocanul s-a a\u015fezat de o bucat\u0103 de vreme \u00eentre noi. Un timp a putut fi ignorat \u015fi marginalizat ca o insect\u0103 nepl\u0103cut\u0103, s\u00e2c\u00e2itoare \u015fi parazitar\u0103. Dar mitocanul nu se \u00eempac\u0103 a fi ignorat, el trebuie s\u0103 agaseze direct, \u00eempinge din coate, da cu gur\u0103, se bag\u0103 \u00een vorb\u0103, se arunc\u0103 \u00een fruntea bucatelor, se \u00eenmul\u0163e\u015fte, se bag\u0103 pe fereastr\u0103 (dup\u0103 ce ai avut inspira\u0163ia s\u0103 \u00eel sco\u0163i pe u\u015fa), te scoate din s\u0103rite. Mitocanul poate fi \u00een\u00e2lnit \u00een tot locul \u015fi, profit\u00e2nd de \u00eemprejurarea c\u0103 lumea s-a clintit din temelii, a ajuns s\u0103 fie prezent \u00een toate p\u0103r\u0163ile: \u00een politic\u0103, \u00een art\u0103, \u00een cultur\u0103. Mitocanul a ajuns s\u0103 decid\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 aspire la pozi\u0163ii de comand\u0103. El pretinde onoruri \u015fi se invit\u0103 la mesele oamenilor de bine.
\nMitocanul a avut \u00eenceputuri foarte modeste \u015fi cel mai adesea dubioase. De regul\u0103 provine dintre cei alunga\u0163i cu ru\u015fine de prin sate \u015fi s-au aciuit, ca b\u0103ie\u0163i de pr\u0103v\u0103lie \u015fi slug\u0103 de alerg\u0103tur\u0103, prin fundul mahalalelor. Tot ca regul\u0103 poart\u0103 nume predestinate: Prun\u0103, Musc\u0103, Usturoi, Cioara, Frunz\u0103verde s.a.m.d. Nume care ar fi trebuit din capul locului s\u0103 nu fie acceptate \u00een spa\u0163iul public. Dar dup\u0103 ce lumea s-a \u00eentors cu fundul \u00een sus, mitocanul a prins av\u00e2nt. Ce era lep\u0103d\u0103tur\u0103 a trecut \u00een frunte \u015fi natural mitoc\u0103nimea a fost trup \u015fi suflet din noua a\u015fezare a haosului malign. F\u0103r\u0103 convingeri \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 r\u0103d\u0103cini mitocanul s-a al\u0103turat f\u0103r\u0103 problem oric\u0103rui nou st\u0103p\u00e2n.
\nMitocanul se bag\u0103 \u00een vorba celor care nu au pruden\u0163\u0103 de a \u00eel lua la goan\u0103 cu parul din capul locului. El trece imediat la intimit\u0103\u0163i \u015fi la tutuiala groas\u0103. Mitocanul este bucuros la alint \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi nume\u015fte pruncii: Valeric\u0103, Costel, Lucica, etc. f\u0103r\u0103 a se g\u00e2ndi c\u0103 pruncul \u00een fa\u015f\u0103 va fi mo\u015fneagul de m\u00e2ine \u015fi a-i zice ,,Floricel\u201d nu ar mai veni la socoteal\u0103. Mitocanul se bag\u0103 la st\u0103p\u00e2n \u015fi se plocone\u015fte dezgust\u0103tor. \u015eira spin\u0103rii \u00eei este elastic\u0103, dar pe la spate, \u00ee\u015fi vorbe\u015fte \u201cjup\u00e2nul\u201d de r\u0103u \u015fi \u00eel fur\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u00eei vine la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eel p\u0103le\u015fte \u00een cap cu parul!
\nMitocanul \u015fef, sau doar crez\u00e2ndu-se \u015fef, este un dezastru. Este r\u0103u, nemilos, ordinar. Dintre mitocani s-au ales cei mai cruzi gardieni de pu\u015fc\u0103rie sau \u201cmajuri\u201d \u00een armat\u0103. Mitocanul are voca\u0163ie de turn\u0103tor. \u00cen atari domenii mitocanul se \u00eenaripeaz\u0103: este voios, entuziast, neobosit.
\nMitocanul poate fi \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u00een tot locul. El mi\u015fun\u0103, a miroase pe sub u\u015fi \u015fi la gaur\u0103 cheii.Trage sforicele, r\u0103sp\u00e2nde\u015fte vorbe, calomniaz\u0103, se laud\u0103 cu ceea ce nu a f\u0103cut (\u015fi crede el c\u0103 ar fi f\u0103cut), vorbe\u015fte \u00eentruna, \u00eemproa\u015fc\u0103, ofile\u015fte tot \u00een jur. Mitocanul este n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103ios, categoric, sigur. El nu are \u00eendoieli \u015fi impertinen\u0163a \u00eei \u0163ine loc la toate: de logic\u0103, de gust \u015fi mai ales, de bun sim\u021b. Cu nep\u0103sare \u015fi incon\u015ftien\u0163\u0103 el se arunc\u0103 \u00een vorb\u0103, \u00eentrerupe, \u201dcomunica\u201d, vorbe\u015fte \u00een adun\u0103ri, insult\u0103, emite sentin\u0163e \u015fi, culmea, crede c\u0103 ra\u0163ioneaz\u0103. El d\u0103 drumul cu incon\u015ftien\u0163\u0103 la judeca\u0163i de valoare \u015fi se opinte\u015fte \u00een aprecieri teoretice. \u00cenfig\u00e2ndu-se acolo unde nu \u00eei este locul, el crede c\u0103 prin insult\u0103 \u015fi grosol\u0103nie poate \u00eenl\u0103tura p\u0103reri, tradi\u0163ii \u015fi valori recunoscute. El confund\u0103 zbieretul cu inteligen\u0163a \u015fi aici gre\u015fe\u015fte grav. \u00cen loc s\u0103 se dezl\u0103n\u0163uie \u015fi s\u0103 se limiteze la insulte, \u00eenjur\u0103turi directe \u015fi rotitul ciomagului, domenii unde are reale aptitudini, el asud\u0103 \u00een discursuri \u015fi se epuizeaz\u0103 \u00een eforturi teoretice, care nu se potrivesc deloc cu natura lui simpl\u0103 \u015fi necomplicat\u0103 de jocul subtil al g\u00e2ndirii.
\nMitocanul b\u00e2ntuie, face teorii, r\u00e2nje\u015fte \u015fi behaie ca o capr\u0103 \u00een credin\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 z\u00e2mbe\u015fte sau r\u00e2de. Ucide cu truisme \u015fi emite solemn adev\u0103ruri pe care le \u015ftie \u015fi pruncul \u00een fa\u015f\u0103. Mitocanul confund\u0103 grosol\u0103nia cu demnitatea \u015fi ur\u0103\u015fte frumosul.
\nA cam venit vremea ca mitoc\u0103nimea s\u0103 fie \u00eempins\u0103 \u00eenapoi \u00een zonele de unde provine. S\u0103 ne desp\u0103r\u0163im de mitocan cu sc\u00e2rab\u0103 \u015fi spun\u00e2nd, \u201dla nevedere\u201d.<\/p>\n

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Alexandru Nemoianu<\/strong>
\n<\/strong>Istoric
\nThe Romanian American Heritage Center<\/p>\n

2 decembrie, 2017<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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