{"id":33932,"date":"2017-12-06T09:38:08","date_gmt":"2017-12-06T09:38:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=33932"},"modified":"2017-12-06T09:38:08","modified_gmt":"2017-12-06T09:38:08","slug":"ovidiu-creanga-ghiciti-cine-mi-a-pus-mana-in-cap-regina-mama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2017\/12\/06\/ovidiu-creanga-ghiciti-cine-mi-a-pus-mana-in-cap-regina-mama\/","title":{"rendered":"Ovidiu CREANG\u0102: Ghici\u021bi cine mi-a pus m\u00e2na \u00een cap ? Regina Mam\u0103 !"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Cred c\u0103 aveam vreo \u015fase ani, mama m\u0103 purta cu pantaloni scur\u0163i, \u015fi fiindc\u0103 ar fi dorit s\u0103 aib\u0103 o feti\u0163\u0103, m\u0103 purta cu o frez\u0103 a la \u201eMicul Lord\u201d, am \u015fi o poz\u0103 de pe atunci, st\u00e2nd \u0163eap\u0103n pe o biciclet\u0103 cu trei roate (a fotografului), a din fa\u0163\u0103 cu mult mai mare, uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 dezn\u0103d\u0103jduit la\u2026. \u201euite, acuma apare p\u0103s\u0103rica\u201d.<\/p>\n

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Eram un b\u0103e\u0163a\u015f la locul meu, toat\u0103 ziulica m\u0103 jucam poarca \u015fi \u0163urca, \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 a cade bine noaptea, ie\u015feam \u00een ograd\u0103, \u015fi cu o pra\u015ftie (noi \u00eei ziceam rohatca) din sfoar\u0103 de c\u00e2nep\u0103 f\u0103cut\u0103 de tata, ca cea cu care David l-a l\u0103sat lat pe Goliat, bombardam casele de prin prejur, cu pietroae cam c\u00e2t pumnul, pe care mi le str\u00e2ngeam cu grije de cu ziu\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd auzeam zorn\u0103ind vre-o fereastr\u0103. Atunci repejor, intram smerit \u00een cas\u0103. Mama striga sup\u0103rat\u0103 la mine: \u201epe unde-ai umblat p\u00e2n\u0103 acuma \u00eenpeli\u0163atule, mar\u015fi! de te spal\u0103 pe labele dinapoi, c-ai f\u0103cut cerarceaful \u0103la ca dracu\u2019 hai mi\u015fc\u0103 c\u0103 acusi o ei pe coaje\u201d<\/em>. Eu mofluz b\u0103gam \u201elabele dinapoi\u201d \u00een lighianul cu ap\u0103 rece, \u015fi c\u0103sc\u00e2nd de-mi p\u00e2r\u00e2iau falcile, le frecam pu\u0163in unul de altul, at\u00e2t c\u00e2t s\u0103 moi colbul. Apoi a\u015fa cu ele ude m\u0103 zv\u00e2rleam \u00een pat \u015fi adormeam bu\u015ftean c\u00e2t ai clipi din ochi cu sufletul plin de m\u00e2ng\u00e2iere \u015fi de vise minunate.<\/p>\n

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Am uitat s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, c\u0103 toat\u0103 t\u0103r\u0103\u015fenia asta se \u00eent\u00e2mpla \u00een mahalaua Visternicenilor din Chi\u015fin\u0103u, t\u00e2rgul copil\u0103riei mele, de care m\u0103 leag\u0103 amintiri pe care le v\u0103d limpede \u00een fa\u0163a ochilor ca \u015fi c\u00e2nd s-ar fi \u00eent\u00e2mplat ieri.<\/p>\n

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\u00centr-una din zile, mi-aduc aminte c\u0103 era var\u0103, vine mama la mine val v\u00e2rtej, \u015fi-mi spune: \u201eHai sa mergem repede la Sobor<\/em> (catedrala din Chi\u015fin\u0103u l\u00e2ng\u0103 care este \u015fi statuia lui \u015etefan Vod\u0103 st\u00e2nd falnic cu Crucea \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00een\u0103l\u0163at\u0103 \u00een v\u0103zduh c\u0103tre cer), vine Regina Mam\u0103 cu Marele Voievod de Alba Iulia\u201d<\/em>. Treaba asta pe mine m\u0103 l\u0103sa rece, \u201eCe treab\u0103 am eu cu el, c\u00eet o fi el de Mare Voievod de Alba Iulia, s\u0103 fie s\u0103n\u0103tos <\/em>\u015f<\/em>i s\u0103 m\u0103 lase \u00een pace!\u201d<\/em> Dar ce am sc\u0103pat de mama? M-a \u00eembr\u0103cat cu ce aveam mai bun, m-a piept\u0103nat \u015fi mi-a mai aranjat cu scuipat ni\u015fte bucle rebele pe frunte, m-a \u00een\u015ff\u0103cat de o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi fuga la Sobor.<\/p>\n

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La Sobor era moarte de om. Mama a \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00eenoate prin oceanul de oameni cu mine disperat ancorat \u00een deriv\u0103 de aproape \u00eemi smulgea m\u00e2na din umeri. Eu \u015ftergeam cu nasul fudul la to\u0163i cei pe care-i c\u0103lca mama viteje\u015fte \u00een picioare. Unele cucoane mai miloase strigau la mama: \u201eNu \u0163-\u00e2i ghini cucuon\u0103 h\u0103i, o s\u00e2 ucizi copchilu aista, e\u015fti chioar\u00e2, nu vez c\u0103-\u015f d\u0103 duhu\u2019?\u201d <\/em>\u015fi aveau dreptate, \u201ecopchilu\u201d, era pe duc\u0103, dar mama nu s-a l\u0103sat p\u00e2n\u0103 nu a ajuns \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 spre ura \u015fi dispre\u0163ul tuturor celor pe care \u00eei zdrobise f\u0103r\u0103 nici o cru\u0163are.<\/p>\n

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Culmea, tocmai atunci trecea prin fa\u0163a noastr\u0103 \u201eRegina Mam\u0103\u201d t\u00e2r\u00e2nd de o arip\u0103 pe cine crede\u0163i? Pe \u201eMarele Voievod de Alba Iulia\u201d, care era o mog\u00e2ldea\u0163\u0103 cam c\u00e2t mine, dolofan \u015fi bosumflat. Era \u015fi el \u00een pantaloni scur\u0163i, \u015fi era \u015fi el tuns \u00e1 la \u201eMicul Lord\u201d. \u00a0\u201e\u0102st\u0103 e Marele Voievod?\u201d<\/em> mi-am zis eu, \u201epentru \u0103sta m-a t\u00e2rit mama cu nasul pe la fundul oamenilor tixi\u0163i ca la poman\u0103? Pentru \u0103sta era s\u0103-mi smulg\u0103 m\u00e2na din umeri?<\/em>\u201d. \u015ei f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 stau mult pe g\u00e2nduri, m-am r\u0103zbunat pe el cum m-am priceput, i-am scos o limb\u0103 c\u00e2t am putut de tare! El a r\u0103spuns pe moment, \u015fi mi-a scos una \u015fi mai lung\u0103! \u00cenfuriat, trebuia reac\u0163ionat prompt \u015fi decisiv. Eram gata s\u0103-i lansez un caimac la precizie drept \u00eentre felinare de s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 minte, sau \u015fi mai categoric, ca s\u0103-i iau dintr-o dat\u0103 piuitu\u2019, mai bine \u00eei rad scurt o copit\u0103 la \u0163urloaie… Noroc c\u0103 mama \u00a0disperat\u0103 v\u0103z\u00e2nd ce \u201edialog\u201d port eu cu \u201eMarele Voievod\u201d, m-a smucit de mi-au cl\u0103n\u0163\u0103nit din\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

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Atunci cu un aer bl\u00e2nd, matern, Regina Mam\u0103, b\u0103nuind ce chelf\u0103neal\u0103 am s\u0103 primesc de la mama, pentru comportamentul meu foarte pu\u0163in potrivit fa\u0163\u0103 de un \u00eenalt\u00a0 membru al famliei regale, s-a aplecat spre mine \u015fi m-a m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat delicat pe cre\u015ftet. \u015ei a mai f\u0103cut ceva nemaipomenit, a z\u00e2mbit prietenos la mama (ca de la mam\u0103 la mam\u0103!). Gest care pe mama a dat-o gata, motiv pentru care m-a iertat, dar nu numai at\u00e2t, pentru ea am devenit un erou mai abitir ca cel ce st\u0103tea falnic cu Crucea \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een\u0103l\u0163at\u0103 \u00een v\u0103zduh c\u0103tre cer. Fapta mea \u201eeroic\u0103\u201d, a fost povestit\u0103 \u015fi r\u0103spovestit\u0103 cu mult\u0103 m\u00e2ndrie \u015fi mare lux de am\u0103nunte, de c\u0103tre maic\u0103-mea la tot coconetul din mahalaua Visternicenilor, \u00een timp ce eu murem de ciud\u0103 c\u0103 n-am apucat s\u0103-l pictez pe \u201eMarele Voievod\u201d cu ce v-am spus mai \u00eenainte, sau s\u0103-i las amintire ni\u015fte v\u00e2n\u0103t\u0103i pe \u0163urloaie…<\/p>\n

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Acum \u015fti\u0163i cine mi-a pus m\u00e2na \u00een cap!<\/p>\n

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S\u0103 fac o precizare, \u201eMarele Voievod\u201d este\u00a0 leat cu mine, adic\u0103 e contingentul \u201943, adic\u0103telea a v\u0103zut lumina zilei \u00een \u2018921. \u00cen orice caz, el m-a t\u0103iat la procrea\u0163ie! A f\u0103cut ce a f\u0103cut de a adus pe lume cinci fete f\u0103ra s\u0103 aib\u0103 vre-un b\u0103iet. Eu mor de ru\u015fine, nu am adus dec\u00e2t dou\u0103 fete, c\u0103 deh, el e mai ceva, el era \u201eMare Voievod \u201d, pe c\u00e2nd\u00a0 eu nu-s dec\u00e2t un p\u00e2rlit de injiner care scrie pove\u015fti. \u00cen sf\u00e2rsit mi s-a f\u0103cut somn, m\u0103 duc s\u0103 m\u0103 culc, noroc c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u0103l\u00a0 pe \u201elabele dinapoi\u201d c\u0103 azi nu am umblat descult.<\/p>\n

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\u201eDin sacu\u2019\u00a0 lui Mo\u015f Bodr\u00e2ng\u0103\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Ovidiu CREANG\u0102<\/strong><\/p>\n

Toronto, Canada<\/strong><\/p>\n

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SIMPLE COINCIDEN\u0162E SAU M\u00c2NA DESTINULUI !?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Domnul Ovidiu Creang\u0103 a p\u0103r\u0103sit acest\u0103 lume (aproape) \u00een aceea\u015fi zi cu Majestatea Sa Regele Mihai I \u2013 la doar c\u00e2teva ore diferen\u0163\u0103. Primul a murit la Toronto, pe data de 4 decembrie 2017, iar al doilea pe data de 5 decembrie 2017. Diferen\u0163a de fus orar \u00eentre Toronto (Canada) \u015fi Elve\u0163ia este de \u00a0minus 6 ore. \u015eirul coinciden\u0163elor a continuat pe parcursul vie\u0163ii celor doi. Ambii au fost n\u0103scu\u0163i \u00een anul 1921 \u015fi au decedat \u00een acela\u015fi timp… Dup\u0103 cum se relateaz\u0103 \u00een articolul de mai sus, cei doi s-au \u00eent\u00e2lnit la Chi\u015fin\u0103u c\u00e2nd aveau doar \u015fase ani\u015fori, atunci c\u00e2nd micul \u201eMare Voievod de Alba Iulia\u201d f\u0103cea o vizit\u0103 \u00een capitala Basarabiei, \u00eenso\u0163it de regina mam\u0103.<\/em><\/strong> (George Roca, Rexlibris Media Group, Sydney, Australia) \u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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