{"id":35808,"date":"2018-02-13T09:08:43","date_gmt":"2018-02-13T09:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=35808"},"modified":"2018-02-13T09:09:20","modified_gmt":"2018-02-13T09:09:20","slug":"costel-babos-genunchiere-schita-umoristica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2018\/02\/13\/costel-babos-genunchiere-schita-umoristica\/","title":{"rendered":"Costel BABO\u015e: Genunchiere (schi\u021b\u0103 umoristic\u0103)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/GNC-wb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-35809\" title=\"gnc-wb\" src=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/GNC-wb-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/GNC-wb-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/GNC-wb-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/GNC-wb.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>Nu-mi place s\u0103 merg la biseric\u0103 pentru c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 voluntariez la statul \u00een genunchi. Genunchii nu sunt f\u0103cu\u0163i s\u0103 stai pe ei. Mai bine stai pe fund, stai \u00een picioare, stai pup pe buda turceasc\u0103, stai la orizontal\u0103, dar nu \u00een genunchi. E chinul de pe lume. \u00cemi amintesc c\u0103 tata m\u0103 pedepsea f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu eram prea cuminte. \u015ei pl\u00e2ngeam de c\u0103dea tencuiala, a\u015fa dureri \u00eemi pricinuia statul \u00een genunchi. La biseric\u0103 nu te oblig\u0103 nimeni! Stai \u00een genunchi c\u0103 a\u015fa vrei\u00a0tu, c\u0103ci altfel se uit\u0103 al\u0163ii ur\u00e2t!!! Unii fac buff \u015fi cad din picioare direct \u00een genunchi sau \u00een patru labe dac\u0103-\u015fi pierd echilibrul. Al\u0163ii cad din picioare direct \u00een extaz \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi mai dau \u015fi cu capul de p\u0103m\u00e2nt. \u015ei nu o dat\u0103, ci de mai multe ori. Fac un fel de reveren\u0163e. Dup\u0103 care \u00ee\u015fi mai fac \u015fi un milion de cruci, din sperietur\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">La serviciu, dac\u0103 e musai s\u0103 stai \u00een genunchi, por\u0163i genunchiere, e obligatoriu, s\u0103 nu-\u0163i parade\u015fti rotula \u015fi cartilagiile c\u0103 nu-\u0163i mai d\u0103 nimeni altele. Nici ligamente nu-\u0163i d\u0103, nici tendoane, nici nimic. \u0162i se d\u0103 hapuri, eventual, dac\u0103-\u0163i tremur\u0103 prea tare m\u0103dularul cu pricina, pilule de la care te ia cu dureri de stomac sau de cap, c\u0103 a\u015fa sunt pilulele, fac bine la una \u015fi ravagii la ce-a mai r\u0103mas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Genunchii trebuie proteja\u0163i, asta e. Al\u0103turi de durerea de spate genunchii sunt cei mai expu\u015fi durerilor, \u00een general. Cu capul e alt\u0103 poveste.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Unii \u00ee\u015fi cer nevestele \u00een genunchi. Nu zic c\u0103 e o prostie, ca s\u0103 nu se sup\u0103re cei care \u015fi-au cerut nevestele \u00een genunchi. \u015ei printre ei poate am chiar prieteni buni. Poate au f\u0103cut-o din romantism. E prefrabil ca \u00eengenunchierea s\u0103 fie considerat\u0103 un gest romantic, pentru c\u0103 altfel se nume\u015fte slug\u0103rnicie, \u00eenrobire, aservire, supunere, \u00eenjosire.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Din respect \u00eel salu\u0163i pe om sau \u00eei \u00eentinzi m\u00e2na, nu \u00eengenunchezi \u00een fa\u0163a lui dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te umile\u015fti sau s\u0103 \u0163i se taie capul. E adev\u0103rat c\u0103 \u015fi curvele (at\u00e2t de sex feminin c\u00e2t \u015fi masculin, s\u0103 nu se cread\u0103 ca sunt sexist) mai presteaz\u0103 servicii \u00een genunchi, e treaba lor. Eu \u00eens\u0103 le recomand genunchiere.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Costel BABO\u015e<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Edmonton, Alberta<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>12 februarie 2018<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu-mi place s\u0103 merg la biseric\u0103 pentru c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 voluntariez la statul \u00een genunchi. Genunchii nu sunt f\u0103cu\u0163i [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35808"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35811,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35808\/revisions\/35811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}