{"id":38792,"date":"2018-05-15T13:21:09","date_gmt":"2018-05-15T13:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=38792"},"modified":"2018-05-15T13:21:09","modified_gmt":"2018-05-15T13:21:09","slug":"stefan-doru-dancus-croancele-fragment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2018\/05\/15\/stefan-doru-dancus-croancele-fragment\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0218tefan Doru D\u0102NCU\u0218: ,,Croancele” (fragment)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Trece-o \u021ba\u021b\u0103. Asta-i alt\u0103 specie, nu se ridic\u0103 la rang de croanc\u0103. Nu-i \u00een stare \u0219i de discu\u021bii \u201emai selecte\u201d. \u00censo\u0163it\u0103 de \u0163a\u0163, merge s\u0103-\u015fi ia medicamente. O doare capul. \u201eDe la c\u0103ldura asta, f\u0103i doamn\u0103!\u201d, \u201eChiar?\u201d, \u201eDaaa! A anun\u0163at la televizor!\u201d, \u201eC\u00e2nd, c\u0103 n-am v\u0103zut\u201d, \u201eLa \u015ftirile de la ora \u015fai\u015fpe!\u201d, \u201eDa\u2019 mai e farmacia din col\u0163?\u201d, \u201cNuuu, f\u0103i doamn\u0103, du-te la aia de la dig c\u0103-i deschis\u0103\u201d, \u201c\u015ei c\u00e2inele \u00eel mai ai?\u201d, \u201cNu, f\u0103i doamn\u0103, fata, fata\u201d, \u201cA, da, c\u0103 era c\u0103\u0163ea\u201d, \u201cH\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103 – uite prostu\u2019 cum s-a dus – Marceleeee! – hai-b\u0103-napoi-c\u0103-s-a-nchis-acolo-mergem-la-dig! – uite prostu\u2019 cum se uit\u0103\u201d, \u201eHai, f\u0103i-doamn\u0103, c\u0103 ai stat cu el din interes!\u201d, \u201eDa\u2019 ce, tu nu tot din interes stai?\u201d, \u201eBa da, v\u0103zu\u015fi la televizor \u0103la cu \u201eNor\u0103 pentru mama\u201d?, c\u0103 de mi-ar face fata mea a\u015fa ceva…\u201d, \u201eVine Marcel, pa \u015fi pusi, ai grij\u0103 de fat\u0103, d\u0103-o de purici c\u0103 vara se ia repede\u201d, \u201eF\u0103i-doamn\u0103, \u015ftiu eu cu ce s-o dau!\u201d
\n\u015ei-apoi hohotele de\u015f\u0103n\u0163ate ale croancelor r\u0103mase pe b\u0103nci. Meli\u0163\u00e2nd continuu despre ceva doamn\u0103 Popa, care \u015fi-a ales pe unul \u201emai ur\u00e2t dec\u00e2t Columbeanu, s\u0103raca fat\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n

– M\u0103 bate b\u0103rbatul! spuse dintr-o suflare Cinga, oprindu-se \u00eentre cele dou\u0103 b\u0103nci. \u0218i o lu\u0103 repede din loc.
\n– Oau\u0103liooooooooooo! \u021bip\u0103 croanca Cu\u021ba.
\n– Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! o second\u0103 Fri\u0219ca, trezit\u0103 din mo\u021b\u0103ial\u0103.
\n\u00cen u\u0219a sc\u0103rii ap\u0103ru pentru c\u00e2teva secunde capul tuciuriu, tuns la zero, al \u201ecriminalului\u201d, care apoi se retrase speriat. \u00cen spa\u021biul eliberat n\u0103v\u0103li pachidermul de Jenica url\u00e2nd:
\n– Miiiiiiii\u021baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
\n– \u0102u, sc\u00e2nci din col\u021bul str\u0103zii Cinga, nehot\u0103r\u00e2ndu-se \u00een care parte s-o ia.
\n– Ce bijboac\u0103 are \u0219i \u0103sta, coment\u0103 ca pentru sine croanca-\u0219ef\u0103.
\nDezbaterea dur\u0103 mult c\u0103ci se adunar\u0103 \u0219i alte \u201emam\u0103i\u201d la sfat, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd-o pe Cinga; aceasta veni cu o mutr\u0103 sp\u0103\u0219it\u0103, \u00eenso\u021bit\u0103 de un echipaj de poli\u021bie. Dup\u0103 o vreme, b\u0103rbatul p\u0103r\u0103si apartamentul calmat dar nu se ab\u021binu s\u0103 nu le arunce croancelor:
\n– Scroafelor!
\n– Bilborocule! reac\u021bion\u0103 pe loc croanca-\u0219ef\u0103.
\n\u00cen acel moment \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103cu apari\u021bia pensionarul nea Ghi\u021b\u0103:
\n– Ce-o fi \u0103la?
\n– Ce te intereseaz\u0103 pe tine? se o\u021b\u0103r\u00ee croanca-\u0219ef\u0103. Apoi, v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 pleac\u0103, pentru celelalte:
\n– Ce tot vrea \u0219i zgr\u0103bun\u021bul \u0103sta?
\nPensionarul era micu\u021b \u0219i durduliu, poate de aia fu blagoslovit cu \u201ezgr\u0103bun\u021b\u201d. Dar acolo se desf\u0103\u0219ura un eveniment important, c\u0103 venise \u0219i poli\u021bia, \u00eentrerup\u00e2ndu-le cotidiana cotcod\u0103ceal\u0103, ce se tot b\u0103ga \u00een seam\u0103 cheliosul de zgr\u0103bun\u021b? Acesta reveni cu o conserv\u0103 de carne \u0219i zise:
\n– C\u0103 tu nici caluna cestina nu \u0219tii ce e, \u0219i intr\u0103 \u00een bloc.
\n– Zgr\u0103bun\u021b prost, bine c\u0103 \u0219tii tu! tr\u00e2nti \u00een urma lui croanca-\u0219ef\u0103.
\n– Dar oare ce-o fi? \u00eentreb\u0103 cu timiditate o croanc\u0103 gras\u0103.
\n– Las\u0103 c\u0103-l \u00eentreb pe nepotu-meu, c\u0103-i student la anatomie, interveni anevoie o baborni\u021b\u0103 n\u0103du\u0219it\u0103.
\n– \u0218i eu \u00eel \u00eentreb pe scriitor, spuse croanca-\u0219ef\u0103 cu aplomb \u0219i se ridic\u0103 de pe banc\u0103, d\u00e2nd de \u00een\u021beles \u00een acest fel c\u0103 e vremea s\u0103 se retrag\u0103 toat\u0103 gloata p\u00e2n\u0103 dup\u0103 mas\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cent\u00e2lnirea dintre scriitor \u0219i pensionarul nea Ghi\u021b\u0103 trebuia musai s\u0103 aib\u0103 loc, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi, cel de-al doilea \u00eei b\u0103tu la u\u0219\u0103, \u00eentinz\u00e2ndu-i o h\u00e2rtie:
\n– V-a c\u0103zut c\u00e2nd a\u021bi cobor\u00e2t din ma\u0219in\u0103.
\n– Da, e o senza\u021bie de c\u00e2nd m-am \u00eentors de la Pite\u0219ti, de la doctor, \u00eel l\u0103muri scriitorul, arunc\u00e2ndu-i o privire fugitiv\u0103.
\n– Am citit-o \u0219i eu, prinse curaj pensionarul. De mai multe ori. O \u0219tiu pe de rost. A\u0219a-i c\u0103-i poezie?
\n\u0218i spuse fugu\u021ba:<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd plopii sunt galbeni \u0219i f\u00e2nu-i cosit
\nO roat\u0103 de moar\u0103 se-aude \u00een noi
\nUn drum c\u00e2t o via\u021b\u0103 de mers ostenit
\nNe-al\u0103tur\u0103 sie\u0219i \u2013 estetic convoi<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 un moment de reculegere, continu\u0103:
\n– \u0218i eu scriu poezii. Am motiv.
\n– Intra\u021bi \u00een\u0103untru, se opri scriitorul l\u00e2ng\u0103 frigider.
\nPuse pe masa buc\u0103t\u0103riei dou\u0103 beri \u0219i-\u0219i aprinse o \u021bigar\u0103:
\n– Ce poezii scrie\u021bi, cu rim\u0103 sau f\u0103r\u0103?
\n– Cu rim\u0103, mai clasice, se dezvinov\u0103\u021bi parc\u0103, pensionarul. Despre croance.
\n– Despre ce?
\n– Despre croance. Astea care meli\u021beaz\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua sub geam. Chiar, nu v\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103?
\n– Ba da, dar ce le pot face?
\n– A\u0219a-i, n-avem ce le face, c\u0103-s pe domeniul public. \u00cen alte \u021b\u0103ri, alea dezvoltate, cred c\u0103 au stabilimente speciale pentru astfel de adun\u0103ri, c\u0103 \u0219i acolo trebuie s\u0103 fie croance. Sau nu? La noi, Ceau\u0219escu le-a pus b\u0103nci \u00een fa\u021ba blocurilor \u0219i-a\u0219a a rezolvat problema.
\n– Dar cum v-a venit denumirea de \u201ecroance\u201d? C\u0103 \u0219i eu taman la asta m-am g\u00e2ndit!
\n– P\u0103i a\u0219a fac, ca ciorile, nu le-auzi\u021bi?
\n– Poate le provoac\u0103 pe cele ce \u0219i-au f\u0103cut cuiburi \u00een podul blocului vecin.
\n– Le provoac\u0103, le provoac\u0103, se \u00eensufle\u021bi nea Ghi\u021b\u0103. \u00cencep \u0219i alea, spre sear\u0103, c\u00e2nd se opresc pe s\u00e2rme. E o h\u0103rm\u0103laie ca la balamuc.
\nScriitorul t\u0103cu, ascult\u00e2nd vocifer\u0103rile ce intrau pe geamul deschis. Era amiaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

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\u0218tefan Doru D\u0102NCU\u0218<\/strong><\/p>\n

15 mai, 2018<\/strong><\/p>\n

(Fragment din romanul ,, Croancele”)<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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