{"id":42280,"date":"2019-01-03T10:25:03","date_gmt":"2019-01-03T10:25:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=42280"},"modified":"2019-01-03T10:25:03","modified_gmt":"2019-01-03T10:25:03","slug":"george-roca-bobocii-din-floresti-comedie-in-doua-acte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2019\/01\/03\/george-roca-bobocii-din-floresti-comedie-in-doua-acte\/","title":{"rendered":"George ROCA: Bobocii din Flore\u0219ti (comedie \u00een dou\u0103 acte)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/roca.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-42281 aligncenter\" title=\"roca\" src=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/roca-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/roca-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/roca-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/roca.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>BOBOCII DIN FLORE\u015eTI <\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong><em>(COMEDIE \u00ceN DOU\u0102 ACTE)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><strong>PERSONAJELE:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<li><strong>Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><em>Profesor de botanic\u0103 la liceul din localitate<\/em><\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<li><strong>Florentin Floroiu (<\/strong>zis<strong> Fefe)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><em>Profesor de istorie, coleg cu Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd,<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><em>cumnat cu Floric\u0103 Boboc<\/em><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<li><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><em>Fiul lui Florin Boboc \u0219i<\/em> <em>tat\u0103l copila\u0219ului Floricel Boboc<\/em><\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<li><strong>Florin Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> Trandafir)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><em>Bunic, tat\u0103l lui Floric\u0103 \u0219i fiul lui Florea Boboc<\/em><\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<li><strong>Florea Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> Floaredecol\u021b)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><em>Str\u0103bunicul. Foarte milit\u0103ros. Fost sergent major \u00een armat\u0103. <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><em>Scriitor &#8211; memorialst \u015fi rezervist. Cu baston.<\/em><\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<li><strong>Floricel Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> Mugurel)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><em>Copla\u0219 de trei ani \u015fi trei luni, (eventual \u00een c\u0103rucior), purt\u00e2nd scutec sau nu!<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>O voce din culise<\/strong><em><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"center\"><em>Duminic\u0103! Zi cu soare. B\u0103rba\u0163ii a patru genera\u0163ii din familia Boboc se plimb\u0103 pe Strada Mare a or\u0103\u015felului patriarhal Flore\u015fti. Deodat\u0103, nu departe de flor\u0103ria \u201eZambilica SRL\u201d, \u00een dreptul cofet\u0103riei \u201eTrandafirul\u201d (mese \u0219i pe trotuar) , dau nas \u00een nas cu cumnatul Florentin Floroiu zis Fefe. Acesta este \u00eenso\u0163it de un necunoscut. \u00cencep prezent\u0103rile:<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (<\/strong>zis<strong> Fefe):<\/strong> Oho-ho-ho! Pe cine v\u0103d! Rudele mele dragi&#8230;! Salut \u00a0cumnate Floric\u0103! Sal\u2019tare nene Boboc-Trandafir! V\u0103 invit pe to\u021bi, la aceast\u0103 ilustr\u0103 cofet\u0103rie care v\u0103 poart\u0103 numele, la o dulcea\u021b\u0103 de trandafiri \u0219i un pahar cu ap\u0103 rece! Fac cinste! (<em>\u00eentinde m\u00e2na spre mesele din strad\u0103 inivit\u00e2ndu-i s\u0103 se a\u0219eze. Str\u0103bunicul se execut\u0103, a\u0219ez\u00e2ndu-se pe primul scaun. \u00cen cade bastonul care face zgomot \u0219i \u00eei atrage aten\u021bia lui lui Fefe) <\/em>Salutare distinse dom\u2019 maior Floaredecol\u021b! Salutare de trei ori! Ce bucurie, ce pl\u0103cere!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong><em>(pu\u021bin iritat)<\/em><strong> <\/strong>Noroc Fefeloi! Rahat cu ap\u0103 rece este!? Sau cu perje!? Eu nu sunt maior ci major&#8230; sergent major rezervist&#8230; \u2018n\u021beles, soldat!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (<\/strong>zis<strong> Fefe):<\/strong> \u00cen\u021beles s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u021bi! \u0218i scuze! <em>(se \u00eentoarce spre coleg, b\u0103t\u00e2ndu-l pe spinare)<\/em> Vi-l prezint pe Narcisic\u0103, amicul \u0219i colegul meu, profesor de liceu, pe care de fapt \u00een cheam\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd:<\/strong> <em>(grav \u0219i foarte serios)<\/em> Narcisus&#8230; Trescayetzk\u00fd. Profesor de botanic\u0103 \u0219i zoologie!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (zis B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul):<\/strong> Flo-flo-ricel Bo-bo-boc&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd:<\/strong> \u00cenc\u00e2ntat de cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103! Vai, domnule Floricel, dumneavoastr\u0103 sunte\u0163i rud\u0103 cumva cu primarul Boc?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (zis B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul):<\/strong> Nu-nu-nu! Eu ssssunt Bo-bo-boc! El e doar Bo-bo&#8230; ptiu fir-ar s\u0103 fi-fie! El e doa-doar Ieeeeeeeeemil Bo-boc. Boc! <em>(\u015fi z\u00e2mbe\u015fte u\u015furat!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong><em>(sarcastic)<\/em> Auzi dom\u2019le, noi nu suntem rude cu primarul Boc \u0219i nici nu a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 fim! Am f\u0103cul parte din partide adverse! El prim-ministru la democra\u021bi, eu senator la \u021b\u0103r\u0103ni\u0219ti! Cu m\u00e2ndrie o spun c\u0103 to\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bii din familia noastr\u0103 sunt \u021b\u0103-r\u0103-ni\u0219ti! Punctum! Adic\u0103, nu punctum! Dumneata de unde \u00ee\u021bi tragi originile!? Ai un nume tare ciudat! De Narcis am mai auzit. T\u00e2narul din mitologie care s-a \u00eendr\u0103gostit de propriul s\u0103u chip&#8230; dar de Treiscaie\u021bi aud prima dat\u0103 \u00een via\u021b\u0103! \u0218i, deh, am \u0219i eu o v\u00e2rst\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd: <\/strong><em>(se \u00eendreapt\u0103 de spinare \u0219i se uit\u0103 intrigat la dl. Trandafir c\u0103ut\u00e2nd totu\u0219i s\u0103 fie politicos)<\/em><strong> <\/strong>Distinse domn senator, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, numele meu de botez este Narcisus, nu Narcis&#8230; apoi cel de familie este Treskayetzk\u00fd&#8230; cu accent pe ultima liter\u0103, adic\u0103 Tres-ka-yetzk-igrec, adic\u0103 pronun\u021bat \u201ei\u201d mai pe rom\u00e2ne\u0219te! Acest nume vechi \u0219i sonor nu are cu nimic de-a face cu rom\u00e2nescul \u201eTrei scaie\u021bi\u201d. Originile mele paterne sunt austriece, chiar dac\u0103 au accente nobile poloneze! Poate a\u021bi auzit de Contele\u00a0Johann Josef Wenzel Radetzky feldmare\u0219alul reginei Maria Terezia, cel c\u0103ruia compozitorul\u00a0<a title=\"Johann Strau\u00df (tat\u0103l)\" href=\"https:\/\/ro.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Johann_Strau%C3%9F_(tat%C4%83l)\">Johann Straus a compus <\/a>\u00een cinstea sa celebrul\u00a0\u201e<a title=\"Radetzkymarsch\" href=\"https:\/\/ro.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Radetzkymarsch\">Radetzkymarsch<\/a>\u201d, pies\u0103 cu care se \u00eencheie \u00een fiecare an concertul de Cr\u0103ciun al Filarmonicii din Viena. Acest mare personagiu era v\u0103r cu str\u0103bunicul meu, baronul Treskayetzk\u00fd, c\u0103s\u0103torit cu o printes\u0103 ungar\u0103 din familia lui Francisc R\u00e1k\u00f3czi al II-lea, f\u0103r\u0103 igrec la sf\u00e2r\u0219it, principe regent al Ungariei \u0219i principe al Transilvaniei&#8230; Datorit\u0103 str\u0103-str\u0103bunicului a ajuns familia noastr\u0103 pe meleagurile transilvane! \u0218i acestuia din urm\u0103, compozitorul Frantz Liszt i-a dedicat&#8230; tot un mar\u0219! Mar\u0219ul lui R\u00e1k\u00f3czi! Sper c\u0103 a\u021bi auzit de d\u00e2nsul! A\u0219a era pe vremuri, eroilor li se dedicau imnuri&#8230; <em>(cu m\u00e2na la inim\u0103, cu o privire nostalgic\u0103, \u00eencepe s\u0103 fredoneze <\/em><em>Mar\u0219ul lui <\/em><em>R\u00e1k\u00f3czi)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong><em>(r\u00e2z\u00e2nd, se apleac\u0103 sub scaun d\u00e2nd din m\u00e2ini, de parc\u0103 ar alunga un ca\u021bel \u0219i strig\u0103)<\/em> Mar\u0219, mar\u0219&#8230;<em> (Fredoneaz\u0103 \u00eenceputul mar\u0219ului lui Radetzky dup\u0103 care \u00eencepe s\u0103 chiue):<\/em> <em>(ostentativ)<\/em> Domnule drag\u0103, cred c\u0103 nici rom\u00e2nii nu s-au l\u0103sat mai prejos \u0219i v-au f\u0103cut \u0219i ei o c\u00e2ntare: (<em>\u00eencepe s\u0103 c\u00e2nte cu glas tare)<\/em> \u201eFoaie verde\u00a0<em>trei scaie\u0163i<\/em>. Hai la hor\u0103 m\u0103i b\u0103ie\u0163i! Hop-a\u0219a, zi-i a\u0219a, zi-i a\u0219a nu te l\u0103sa! Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 Austria&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (<\/strong>zis<strong> Fefe): <\/strong><em>(scul\u00e2ndu-se \u00een picioare)<\/em><strong> <\/strong>Dup\u0103 c\u00e2te am auzit, nu maghiarul Franz List ci fracezul Hector Berlioz a fost primul care a prelucrat mar\u0219ul lui R\u00e1k\u00f3czi! Aceast\u0103 frumoas\u0103 \u0219i profund\u0103 \u00a0melodie, cu un puternic impact revolu\u021bionar, a ajuns la un moment dat imnul neoficial al Ungariei! Prima versiune a fost compus\u0103 pe la 1730 de unul sau mai mul\u021bi compozitori anonimi sub forma unui c\u00e2ntec de jale \u0219i revolt\u0103 \u00eempotriva oprim\u0103rii maghiarilor de c\u0103tre habsburgi&#8230; Pe la 1810, Berlioz a ascultat melodia \u00eentr-o form\u0103 primar\u0103 c\u00e2ntat\u0103 de violinistul de origine rom\u0103 <a title=\"J\u00e1nos Bihari\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/J%C3%A1nos_Bihari\">J\u00e1nos Bihari<\/a>, prelucr\u00e2nd-o mai apoi \u0219i \u00eentroduc\u00e2nd-o \u00een lucrarea sa \u201eDamnarea lui Faust\u201d&#8230; dup\u0103 cum ne dezv\u0103luie filologul Laz\u0103r \u0218\u0103ineanu \u00een valorosul s\u0103u dic\u021bionar universal al limbii rom\u00e2ne, edi\u021biunea a \u0219asea din 1926, ap\u0103rut\u0103 la editura \u201eScrisul Rom\u00e2nesc\u201d din Craiova! La pu\u021bin timp dup\u0103 aceea \u0219i <a title=\"Franz Liszt\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Franz_Liszt\">Franz Liszt<\/a>\u00a0se ambi\u021bioneaz\u0103 \u0219i compune \u0219i d\u00e2nsul o serie de aranjamente muzicale pe aceea\u0219i tem\u0103 \u00een \u201eRapsodia Ungar\u0103 nr. 15\u201d. Ba&#8230; colac peste pup\u0103z\u0103, pianistul\u00a0ucrainiano-american,\u00a0 <a title=\"Vladimir Horowitz\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Vladimir_Horowitz\">Vladimir Horowitz<\/a>,\u00a0a compus \u0219i d\u00e2nsul o variant\u0103 a \u201eMar\u0219ului lui R\u00e1k\u00f3czi\u201d cu elemente din ambele versiuni&#8230; Liszt \u0219i Berlioz.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>(toat\u0103 lumea strig\u0103 <\/em>\u201eBravo, bravo, bravo\u201d<em> \u0219i bate din palme, \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu cel mic!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd: <\/strong><em>(\u00eel s\u0103rut\u0103 pe am\u00e2ndoi ograjii pe Florentin Floroiu)<\/em><strong> <\/strong>Drag\u0103 Fefe, drag\u0103 colega, drag\u0103 profesore! E\u0219ti o adev\u0103rat\u0103 enciclopedie! M\u0103 cople\u0219e\u0219ti cu at\u00e2tea am\u0103nunte, cu at\u00e2tea informa\u021bii interesante din care unele s-au contopit \u0219i cu via\u021ba str\u0103buneilor mei! Nu degeaba e\u0219ti profesor de istorie! Emerit&#8230; te declar! Honoris Causa! Te felicit \u0219i \u00eeti mul\u021bumesc din suflet! Dau o bere! Osp\u0103tar&#8230; !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>O voce din culise: <\/strong>Din lips\u0103 de personal comenzile se iau doar \u00een\u0103untru, la cas\u0103!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd: <\/strong>Din pove\u0219tile lui o\u2019papa, adic\u0103 bunicul, cuno\u0219team doar episodul cu Liszt&#8230; Acum m\u0103 simt \u0219i mai \u00eemplinit!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong><em>(Seme\u021b \u0219i ostentativ, se apropie \u0219i \u00eei ofer\u0103 necunoscutului o frumoas\u0103 carte de vizit\u0103 pe care este imprimat\u0103 o floare galben\u0103 pe fond negru)<\/em>: Florin-Trandafir Boboc \u2013 fost senator, actualmente c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0163 la baluri \u015fi petreceri!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd:<\/strong> <em>(\u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 fie galant, dar totu\u0219i r\u0103ut\u0103cios pentru a-\u0219i pl\u0103ti poli\u021bele c\u0103tre fostul senator)<\/em> O carte de vizit\u0103 mi-nu-na-t\u0103! Iar floarea&#8230; imi aduce aminte de exotica&#8230; Tagetes Erecta! Unii zic c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi trage numele de la ge\u0163i? Eu zic c\u0103 nu! Consider c\u0103 este vorba de o floare nativ\u0103 din Mexic unde se nume\u015fte \u201eCempas\u00fachil\u201d sau<em> <\/em>\u201eFlor de muertos\u201d adic\u0103 pe rom\u00e2ne\u015fte \u201cFloarea mor\u0163ii\u201d! Scuza\u0163i v\u0103 rog, dar pe 1 Noiembrie, de Ziua Mor\u021bilor, ve\u021bi g\u0103si multe buchete pe mormintele din cimitir!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong><em>(ro\u015fu la fa\u0163\u0103 de furie)<\/em>: Auzi, dom-le Narciseal\u0103&#8230; Nu-\u021bi permit! Ce fel de profesor de botanic\u0103 e\u015fti matale dac\u0103 nu po\u0163i deosebi o taget\u0103 de o calendul\u0103!?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd:<\/strong> Distinse domn, s-avem pardon! Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd m\u0103 cheam\u0103, nu Narciseal\u0103! Narcisus e numele meu de botez! C\u00e2t despre calendul\u0103 pot s\u0103 v\u0103 informez din studii extrem de profunde c\u0103 are petalele mult mai dese! <em>(scoate din geant\u0103 un ditamai c\u0103r\u021boi, \u00eel deschide la o pagin\u0103\u00a0 oarecare \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 cu glas sacadat)<\/em> Aceast\u0103 floare a fost \u00eenregistrat\u0103 cu denumirea latin\u0103 de \u201eCalendula officinalis\u201d \u015fi face parte din familia Asteraceae! \u00cen popor i se mai spune \u015fi g\u0103lbenea, c\u0103r\u0103gea, calinic\u0103, caldaru\u015f\u0103, cilimic\u0103, coconi\u0163\u0103, cr\u0103i\u0163\u0103, feti\u015fc\u0103, filimic\u0103, floare galben\u0103, hilimic\u0103, ochi galben, ruginea, rujuli\u0163\u0103, ro\u015fioar\u0103, ru\u015fculi\u0163\u0103, salomie, salunie, sinilie, stancu\u0163\u0103, t\u0103t\u0103ia\u015f, v\u0103zdoag\u0103&#8230; <em>(puncteaz\u0103 cu degetul \u0219i \u00ee\u00ee arat\u0103 lui Trandafir apoi continu\u0103) <\/em>Se folose\u015fte la preparea unor medicamente precum creme sau tincturi. Pentru uz intern&#8230; la tratamentul gastritelor hiperacide, ulcerului gastric, ulcerului duodenal, colecistitei, icterului infec\u0163ios, bolilor de ficat, cicatrizant intern, dismenoree, osteoporozei, ulcera\u0163iilor canceroase, inflama\u0163ii ale colonului, hemoroizi \u015fi nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd ca vermifug&#8230; impotriva limbricilor, teniei, oxiurilor! <em>(Fa\u0163a lui Florin Trandafir Boboc<\/em><strong> <\/strong><em>a devenit\u00a0 stacojie. Din ochi \u00eei \u0163\u00e2\u015fnesc fl\u0103c\u0103ri! Se ia cu m\u00e2inile de cap) <\/em>Pentru uz extern la tratamentul acneei, arsurilor, deger\u0103turilor, a r\u0103nilor purulente, a cancerul pielii, a leziunilor ulceroase ale s\u00e2nilor, a cancerului mamar&#8230; bolilor tegumentare, micozelor, trichomoniazei, \u015fi leucoreei&#8230; Trichomonas vaginalis! <em>(Trandafir duce m\u00e2na la inim\u0103 \u015fi d\u0103 ochii peste cap c\u0103z\u00e2nd pe scaun! ) <\/em>Ia uita\u021bi-va, sunt \u0219i c\u00e2teva fotografii pentru conformitate! Seaman\u0103 leit cu floarea de pe aceast\u0103 carte de vizit\u0103.<em> (to\u021bi se uit\u0103 cu aten\u021bie si compar\u0103 imaginile. Unii murmur\u0103 \u201eDa, da!\u201d Trandafir uit\u00e2ndu-se sup\u0103rat\u00a0\u00a0 la Treskayetzk\u00fd se a\u0219eaz\u0103 la masa al\u0103turat\u0103 \u0219i se palpeaz\u0103 pe inim\u0103&#8230;) <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong><em>(ridic\u0103 bastonul amenin\u021b\u0103tor in sus)<\/em> Gata soldat! Smirna! T\u0103cere total\u0103! Executarea! Dumneata vrei s\u0103 \u00eemi omori copilul!? <em>(se apropie de Trandafir \u0219i scuip\u00e2nd \u00een palme \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eel maseze pe la t\u00e2mple&#8230;) <\/em>Dragul tati, nu fi sup\u0103rat&#8230; C\u0103r\u021bile astea mai mint \u0219i ele din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (zis Fefe): <\/strong><em>(\u00eel trage de m\u00e2nec\u0103 pe Treskayetzk\u00fd \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 salveze situa\u0163ia)<\/em> Drag\u0103 colega, s\u0103 facem pace! Trebuia s\u0103 \u021bi-l prezint mai \u00eent\u00e2i \u015fi pe domnul str\u0103bunicu\u2019 Florea Boboc. Un om de factur\u0103 \u00eenalt\u0103! Avem multe de \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat de la d\u00e2nsul! \u00cen cel de-al doilea r\u0103zboi mondial a fost sergent-maior&#8230; la v\u00e2n\u0103torii de munte! Ve\u015fnic \u00een c\u0103utarea \u201eFlorii de col\u0163\u201d! Da\u021bi-v\u0103 m\u00e2na! Ve\u021bi avea numai de c\u0103\u0219tigat dac\u0103 deveni\u021bi prieteni! Deci&#8230; domnia sa, Florea Boboc&#8230; veteranul familiei&#8230;!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong><em>(duce m\u00e2na la spate evit\u00e2nd s\u0103 dea m\u00e2na cu Narcisus. Apoi \u0163an\u0163o\u015f, b\u0103t\u00e2nd milit\u0103re\u015fte din c\u0103lc\u00e2ie, scoate cu m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103 o carte de vizit\u0103 din buzunarul de la piept, i-o \u00eentinde dar se r\u0103zg\u00e2nde\u015fte \u015fi o pune \u00eenapoi&#8230; uit\u00e2ndu-se cu mil\u0103 la b\u0103iatul s\u0103u&#8230;):<\/em> Fefe drag\u0103, se vede c\u0103 nu ai f\u0103cut armata. Dar nu m\u0103 sup\u0103r pe matale! Eu sunt sergent-major, nu maior. \u00cen rezerv\u0103! Florea Boboc-Floaredecol\u021b&#8230; c\u0103 a\u0219a sunt trecut \u0219i \u00een Biroul Popula\u021biei! <em>(vesel)<\/em> Ha, ha, ha! Scriitor, memorialst \u015fi rezervist deci! Flori de col\u0163\u201d am cules cu sutele c\u00e2nd eram mai t\u0103n\u0103r! Ha, ha, ha! Din \u201eflori\u201d s-a n\u0103scut \u0219i b\u0103iatul meu&#8230; De-acolo i se trage numele,<strong> <\/strong>Florin \u0219i Trandafir&#8230; Bobocel \u0219i el, m\u00e2nca-l-ar tata! S\u0103-\u021bi spun\u0103 nevast\u0103-mea, Florica&#8230; cum o mai alergam prin mun\u021bi \u0219i v\u0103i! Ha, ha, ha! Mai ceva ca \u00een c\u00e2ntecul \u0103la cu \u201epu\u0219ca \u0219i cureaua lat\u0103\u201d! Acum nu m\u0103 mai \u0163in m\u0103dularele s\u0103 b\u00e2ntui pe coclaurile muntelui, a\u015fa c\u0103 \u00een timpul liber&#8230; cultiv roze pe balcon! E o meserie mai de c\u00e2mpie!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha! <em>(r\u00e2de tare!) <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd:<\/strong> Am \u00een\u021beles! Roze&#8230; Ce romantic sun\u0103! \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 melodia preferat\u0103 a dumneavoastr\u0103 \u0219i a domnului Trandafir Boboc <em>(se uit\u0103 \u0219ugub\u0103\u021b spre masa unde acesta este a\u0219ezat)<\/em> ar trebui s\u0103 fie ori melodia lui Florin Bogardo \u201eS\u0103 nu uit\u0103m nicic\u00e2nd s\u0103 iubim trandafirii\u201d sau \u201eRose rosse\u201d cantat\u0103 de italianul Massimo Ranieri. (\u015ei \u00eencepe s\u0103\u00a0 fedoneze: <em>\u201eRose rosse per te, ho comprato stasera, e il tuo cuore lo sa.. cosa voglio da te. D&#8217;amore non si muore&#8230;\u201d) <\/em>iar a dumneavoastr\u0103, distinse domn Floaredecol\u021b, precum zice\u021bi c\u0103 v\u0103 cheam\u0103 la \u201ebiroul popula\u021biei\u201d, sau \u00een buletinul de i-den-ti-ta-te, ar mai trebui s\u0103 fie \u0219i melodia \u201eEdelweis\u201d care \u00een limba buneilor mei \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201eFloare de col\u021b\u201d. A\u021bi v\u0103zut filmul \u201eSunetul muzicii\u201d? <em>(\u00eencepe sa mimeze c\u00e2ntatul la chitar\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 fredoneze \u201eedelweis-edelweis&#8230;!) <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong><em>(cu un glas iritat! \u00cei pune m\u00e2na pe gur\u0103!) <\/em>Pardon mon\u015fer! Melodia preferat\u0103 a fiului meu este \u201eTrandafir de la M\u00f3ldova\u201d!<strong> <\/strong>Am impresia c\u0103 dumneata e\u015fti cam snob&#8230; Tot o dai pe austriac\u0103, pe latine\u015fte \u015fi pe italiene\u015fte&#8230; Nu prea \u00ee\u0163i place bre&#8230; florile rom\u00e2ne\u015fti! De melodia \u201eMaglavais\u201d, de care poveste\u0219ti, nu am auzit \u0219i nici nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103! Ai \u00een\u021beles coane!?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir) <\/strong>(nervos)<strong>: <\/strong>Corect, t\u0103ticule drag\u0103! <em>(c\u00e2nt\u0103 cu voce tare,\u00a0 aproape \u021bip\u00e2nd)<\/em>: Trandafiiiir de la Modova&#8230; Te-am iubit, dar nu-\u021bi \u0219tiu vorba! Eu \u0219tiu in german\u0103 doar at\u00e2t: \u201eMeine liebe katze\/ Sufer\u0103 de ma\u021be\/ dup\u0103 constipa\u021bie\/ Are dilata\u021bie!\/\/\u201d <em>(se intoarce spre taic\u0103-s\u0103u)<\/em> I-am zis-o! <em>(toti r\u00e2d zgomotos, Bobocii seniori, fa\u021b\u0103-n fa\u021b\u0103, bat din pumni imita\u021bi de cel mic \u0219i repet\u0103 versurile chiuind)\u00a0 \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (zis Fefe)<\/strong><em> (bate din palme frenetic \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 din nou s\u0103 salveze situa\u0163ia)<\/em>: Iar \u0103sta micu&#8230; este mugurelul familiei&#8230; are trei ani\u0219ori \u0219i trei luni\u0219oare ne\u00eemplinite! Floricel \u00eel cheam\u0103, ca pe bunica lui&#8230; Floricica! Floricel-Mugurel-b\u0103ie\u021bel-nepo\u021bel-str\u0103nepo\u021bel! Bobocul familiei Boboc! A\u021bi \u00een\u021beles!?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el) <\/strong><em>(alintat):<\/em><strong> <\/strong>Pe mine m\u0103 cheam\u0103 Flolicel! Pe tata \u00eel cheam\u0103 Flolic\u0103! Lic\u0103! Lic\u0103-iepulic\u0103!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (zis B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul):<\/strong> \u00a0Pe-pe mi-mine m\u0103 cheama Flo-Flo-Flo-ric\u0103 \u015fi nu-numai m\u0103-m\u0103-mica ta \u00eemi zice Ri-Rrrric\u0103&#8230; S\u0103-s\u0103-s\u0103 nu mai sssssssspui aia cu ie-ie-iepurrra\u015fu&#8217; c\u0103-c\u0103-c\u0103 e urrrr\u00e2t &#8211; ur\u00e2t tarrrre!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el)<\/strong><em> (cu o mutricic\u0103 obraznic\u0103)<\/em>: Lic\u0103, Liiic\u0103&#8230; Lic\u0103-iepulic\u0103! <em>(Bate din pumni \u0219i scoate limba la t\u0103ticul cel b\u00e2lb\u00e2it)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (zis B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul)<\/strong><em> (suparat)<\/em>: Sssss\u0103-\u0163i fi-fie rrrrrrru\u015fine! <em>(\u015fi \u00eei plesne\u015fte o palm\u0103 peste posteriorul cu scutec&#8230; C\u0103, deh, unde d\u0103 tata cre\u015fte!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el) <\/strong><em>(pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een hohote):<\/em> S\u0103 nu mai dai \u00een cutecul meu c\u0103 m\u0103 doale&#8230; E\u015fti l\u0103u! L\u0103u de tot! Un tat\u0103 l\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103u! Tat\u0103l\u0103ule!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Florea Boboc-Trandafir<\/strong> <strong>(Str\u0103bunicul): <\/strong><em>(\u00eel ia de-o ureche pe Floric\u0103-Bujorel):<\/em> Nepoate Floric\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103&#8230; ai f\u0103cut un gest nes\u0103buit! Ai dat \u00eentr-un suflet nevinovat! Se zice c\u0103&#8230; copiii nu trebe s\u0103-i atingi nici m\u0103car c-o floare! Ru\u015fiiiiine s\u0103-\u021bi fie! Mama ta de tat\u0103 agresiv&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir)<\/strong><em> (\u00eel ia de cealalta ureche): <\/em>Ru-\u015fi-ne g\u0103liganule! Ru-\u0219i-ne! C\u00e2nd ajungem acas\u0103 te \u00eenv\u0103\u021b eu minte! \u00ee\u021bi aplic pedeapsa \u201eFlorii de Col\u021b\u201d pe care o \u0219tiu de la tata! Te pun la col\u021b \u00een genunchi pe coji de nuci! Schimb\u0103m noi foaia! Ai s\u0103 vezi tu cum se ajunge Floricel&#8230; la Floarea din Col\u021b! M\u0103-ga-ru-le!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el)<\/strong><em> (pl\u00e2ng\u00e2d \u015fi mai tare): <\/em>Lu\u015fine! Lu\u015fine! Lu\u0219ine m\u0103galule! Pentlu c\u0103 m-ai b\u0103tut, o s\u0103 te spun la mama c\u0103 faci pipi \u00een chiuveta de la buc\u0103t\u0103lie! Bat\u0103cu\u015fule! <em>(Toate genera\u0163iile se uit\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103tor la b\u00e2lb\u00e2itul tat\u0103 care se ia cu m\u00e2inile de cap!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (zis B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul):<\/strong> <em>(cu ochii ie\u0219i\u021bi din orbite, frec\u00e2ndu-se la urechi de durere): <\/em>Mi-mi-minte! Mi-mi-minte!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Florentin Floroiu (zis Fefe)<\/strong><em> (\u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 salveze a treia oar\u0103 situa\u0163ia)<\/em>: Nu mai pl\u00e2nge Floric\u0103 mic! Dac\u0103 nu mai pl\u00e2ngi te ia nenea Florentin la gr\u0103dina botanic\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i arate florile.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el)<\/strong><em> (smiorc\u0103indu-se):<\/em> Dal futuli sunt pe acolo? De \u0103ia cale zboal\u0103 din floale \u00een floale? Dal p\u0103s\u0103lele&#8230;? Vleau-vleau la futuli \u015fi la p\u0103s\u0103lele! <em>(Cu to\u0163i \u00eencep s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103 uit\u00e2ndu-se cu sub\u00een\u0163eles la t\u0103ticul b\u00e2lb\u00e2it care era verde la fa\u0163\u0103!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Florentin Floroiu (zis Fefe):<\/strong> Sunt, sunt! Promit c\u0103 te duc, dar numai dac\u0103 \u00eemi spui o poezea?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el)<\/strong><em> (i\u015fi \u015fterge ultima lacrim\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 recite): \u201e<\/em>\u00centl-un co\u015f cu violele\/ \u015eade dou\u0103 p\u0103s\u0103lele\/ Am\u00e2ndou\u0103 \u0163ilipesc\/ Eu pe&#8230; tine te iubesc!\/\/\u201d Nene Folentin, acuma m\u0103 duci la flutuli \u015fi la p\u0103s\u0103lici?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (zis Fefe) <\/strong><em>(f\u0103c\u00e2nd cu ochiul c\u0103tre cumnatul s\u0103u, t\u0103ticul copilului)<\/em> \u00ce\u021bi cump\u0103r\u0103 nenea Florentin \u0219i vat\u0103 pe b\u0103\u021b&#8230; \u0219i un iepura\u0219&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Iepula\u0219 nu vleau, c\u0103 ial m\u0103 bate tata l\u0103u&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd:<\/strong> Oooo! Sper c\u0103 m\u0103 lua\u021bi \u0219i pe mine la Gradina Botanic\u0103!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Pe tine te lu\u0103m numai dac\u0103 \u00eemi cumpeli vat\u0103 pe b\u0103\u021b!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Narcis Treiscaietzi-\u021aeposu:<\/strong> Cump\u0103r\u0103 nenea! Doar dac\u0103 \u00eemi spui si mie o poezie&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Spun! <em>\u201eC\u00e2nd gl\u0103dinile-nflolesc, Eu pe tine te iubesc\u201d<\/em>! Gata! Ba mai am una pentru tati:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Lic\u0103. nu \u0219tia s\u0103 zic\u0103<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">L\u00e2u, l\u00e2\u021bu\u0219c\u0103, l\u0103mulic\u0103,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dar de c\u00e2nd copilu-nva\u021b\u0103<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Poezia desple la\u021b\u0103,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tati a-nv\u0103\u021bat s\u0103 zic\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">L\u00e2-l\u00e2u, l\u00e2-l\u0103-\u021bu-\u021bu\u0219c\u0103, l\u0103-l\u0103-mu-mu-lic\u0103 !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>(Toat\u0103 lumea r\u00e2de \u0219i se \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219eaz\u0103! Singurul sup\u0103rat e<\/em><strong> <\/strong><em>Floric\u0103-Bujorel-B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul care st\u0103 de-o parte \u0219i se calc\u0103 pe bombeul pantofului din piciorul st\u00e2ng \u0219i invers.. \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentoarce buzunarele de la pantaloni pe dos&#8230;)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><strong>(Cortina cade)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><strong>SF\u00c2R\u0218ITUL ACTULUI \u00ceNT\u00c2I<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"center\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"center\"><strong>ACTUL II<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>O margine de strad\u0103. O sta\u021bie de autobuz, doua b\u0103nci pentru a\u0219teptarea autovehicului. \u00centre cele doua b\u0103nci un st\u00e2lp cu dou\u0103 s\u0103ge\u021bi de afi\u0219aj. Pe cea care indic\u0103 st\u00e2nga scrie \u201eGRADINA BOTANICA\u201d iar pe cea dinspre dreapta scrie \u201eFLORESTI CENTRU\u201d. \u00cen prelungirea st\u00e2lpului, \u00een partea de sus o pancart\u0103 pe care scrie \u201eSTATIA DE AUTOBUZ NR. 14 BARAT\u201d. Din culise, dinspre \u201eGr\u0103dina botanic\u0103\u201d,\u00a0 se aud voci&#8230; Apare c\u0103ruciorul cu copilul,<strong> <\/strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc, care se stramb\u0103 la public, impins de catre t\u0103ticul s\u0103u Floric\u0103 Boboc (zis B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul). Se indreapt\u0103 spre b\u0103ncile din sta\u021bia de autobuz \u0219i se a\u0219eaz\u0103 \u00een col\u021bul din dreapta a b\u0103ncii din dreapta. Floricel continu\u0103 sa se maimu\u021b\u0103reasc\u0103 spre public. Dup\u0103 ei apare bunicul, Florin-Trandafir Boboc, care se a\u0219eaz\u0103 pe aceea\u0219i banc\u0103, scoate un ziar din buzunar \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 silabisind&#8230; Dup\u0103 scurt timp apar, bra\u021b la bra\u021b str\u0103bunicul,<strong> <\/strong>Florea Boboc-Floaredecol\u021b, cu Narcisus Treskayetz\u00fd, profesorul de botanic\u0103 \u0219i amicul s\u0103u, Florentin Floroiu (zis Fefe), cumnat cu Florea Boboc. Cei trei discut\u0103 foarte foarte aprins despre plantele \u0219i florile din Gradina Botanic\u0103, proasp\u0103t vizitat\u0103. Se a\u0219eaz\u0103 to\u021bi trei pe banca din st\u00e2nga.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><!--more-->Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong>Distinse domn profesor, Treisc\u0103ie\u021bi, m-ai dat gata cu cultura dumitale. \u00cencep s\u0103 te iubesc! \u0218tii at\u00e2tea despre plante c\u0103 nici Enciclopedia Britanicus nu \u0219tie at\u00e2tea!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (zis Fefe): <\/strong>Britanica, str\u0103bunicule, Britanica&#8230; nu Britanicus! Britannicus, cu doi de \u201en\u201d a fost un baie\u021bel roman care a murit la 13 ani&#8230; Era fiul imparatului Claudius \u0219i al Messalinei&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong><em>(sup\u0103rat)<\/em><strong> <\/strong>Auzi guralivule, eu vorbeam cu domnul profesor, nu cu tine&#8230; Nu \u00eemi da lec\u021bii cu ce se m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 brexi\u0219tii britanici! Despre ce copil de trei\u0219pe ani vorbe\u0219ti matale c\u0103ci \u00een marea Enciclopedie Britani&#8230; <em>(evita sa pronun\u021be sf\u00e2r\u0219itul cuv\u0103ntului),<\/em> nu am g\u0103sit nimic despre Britanicus, cu toate ca am citit-o din doasc\u0103-n doasc\u0103 de vreo \u0219apte ori! Am dat doar de Titanicus&#8230; la una din pagini! Ala care a scufundat vaporul prin 1912 prim\u0103vara&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (zis B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul): <\/strong>Poa-poate nu i\u021bi pu-pu-se-se\u0219i ooooochelarii, sau era scri-scrisul prea mi-mic! Ha, ha! Cu-cum-na-tu-tul Flo-flo-ren-tin-tin \u0219tie, c\u0103 d-aia e pro-pro-fe-fe-sor de issssto-to-rie!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong>Tu s\u0103 taci m\u0103garule, c\u0103 nu te-a \u00eentrebat nimeni! Mu\u0219c\u0103-\u021bi li-limba, poate nu te mai b\u00e2lb\u00e2i! Ia zi-i dom\u2019 profes\u00f3r de historie cum a murit copilul cela englez de 14 ani!?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (zis Fefe): <\/strong>V\u0103 rog&#8230;<strong> <\/strong>istorie, nu historie!<strong> <\/strong>Britannicus nu era englez, ci roman de la Roma. Taic\u0103-s\u0103u era \u00eemp\u0103ratul Tiberius Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong>M-ai \u00eenebunit domnule profesor de istorie. Ba e britanic, ba e german! Ce naiba, a\u0219tia parc\u0103 ar fi str\u0103mo\u0219ii Uniunii Europene&#8230; Continu\u0103 totu\u0219i&#8230; c\u0103 mi se pare interesant!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (zis Fefe): <\/strong>Deci \u00eemp\u0103ratul Claudiu, a fost insurat cu Messalina, care a fost a treia sa nevasta! Cu d\u00e2nsa l-a avut pe Britannicus. L-a numit a\u0219a \u00een cinstea victoriei cuceriri Insulelor Britanice. Dup\u0103 desp\u0103r\u021birea de Messalina, Claudius \u00eemp\u0103rat s-a rec\u0103s\u0103torit cu a patra sa nevast\u0103, numit\u0103 Agrippina, care a venit \u0219i ea cu un plod \u00een familie. Acesta era <a title=\"Nero\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nero\">Lucius Domitius<\/a>, mai bine cunoscut \u00een istorie sub porecla de \u201eNero\u201d! Nero a devenit gelos pe fratele vitreg, adic\u0103 pe copilul Britanicus \u0219i l-a otravit, a\u0219a ca acesta a murit la fraged\u0103 pruncie \u0219i nu a mai ajuns imperator. Locul lui l-a luat deci s\u00e2ngerosul Nero, cel care a dat foc Romei!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>(Florin Boboc-Trandafir \u00eencepe s\u0103 ca\u0219te plictisit \u0219i dezinteresat de prelegere&#8230; \u0219i se ascunde dup\u0103 ziar)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong>Auleo! Mi se face pielea de g\u0103in\u0103 de asemenea povestiri&#8230; Iar nu o s\u0103 dorm bine la noapte&#8230; Nu mai vreau s\u0103 aud asemenea chestii<em>! (\u00ee\u0219i face cruce li scuip\u0103-n s\u00e2n)<\/em> Doamne fere\u0219te-ne de romani!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (zis B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul): <\/strong><em>(r\u00e2z\u00e2nd cu gura p\u00e2n\u0103 la urechi, se scoal\u0103 \u00een picioare si recit\u0103)<\/em> P\u00e2-p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i-mp\u0103-p\u0103-ratul Ne-nero se-se sp\u0103la la fu-fund cu De-dero!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong><em>(ridic\u00e2nd vocea)<\/em><strong> <\/strong>B\u0103i, nepoate, tu de mic ai fost obraznic. S\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi fie ru\u0219ine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong><em>(sco\u021b\u00e2nd limba la str\u0103bunic se d\u0103 \u0219i el \u00een spectacol)<\/em> Nu mai \u021bipa la t\u0103ticul meu, te log! Mai bine s\u0103 taci, c\u0103 volbe\u0219ti foalte tale \u0219i mult! La popa, la poalt\u0103\/ \u0218ade-o m\u00e2\u021b\u0103 moalt\u0103\/ Cine o l\u00e2de \u0219i o volbi\/ S-o m\u0103n\u00e2nce coapt\u0103\/ Cu m\u0103lal \u0219i p\u0103tlungel\/ Cu fliptul\u0103 de c\u0103\u021bel\/\/!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b): (\u021bip\u0103) <\/strong>V\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc pe amandoi&#8230; Cum e turcu-i \u0219i pistolu\u2019! Semeni cu taic\u0103-t\u0103u leit! Unul se b\u00e2lb\u00e2ie altul se l\u0103l\u0103ie! Doi obraznici&#8230; V\u0103 rup eu urechile la am\u00e2ndoi! <em>(se repede suparat cu bastonul spre nepot \u0219i str\u0103nepot! Floric\u0103-b\u00e2lb\u00e2itul se ridic\u0103 \u00een picioare \u0219i deschide bra\u021bele s\u0103-l apere pe cel mic)<\/em><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong><em>(Speriat \u00eencepe s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103) <\/em>Nu da stl\u0103bunelule, c\u0103 te spun la mama c\u0103 tu ai fulat sticla de vi\u0219inat\u0103 din c\u0103mal\u0103!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong>Nu eu piticule! Bunicul t\u0103u, Trandafir! Asta cu ziarul, care tace m\u00e2lc \u0219i se face c\u0103 nici gura nu-i pute \u0219i nici vi\u0219inat\u0103 n-a b\u0103ut!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong><em>(Se ridica de pe scaun \u0219i se posteaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba celor doi. \u00ce\u0219i \u00eempacheteaza tacticos ziarul, deschide larg bra\u021bele)<\/em> Tata! Dac\u0103 dai \u00een copiii mei m\u0103 sup\u0103r tare-tare! Sticla de vi\u0219inat\u0103 am b\u0103ut-o \u00eempreun\u0103! \u0218i care e problema? Sa ne fie de bine! Stai te rog pe banca matale \u0219i mai consult\u0103-te cu ilustrii no\u0219tri profesori despre plante exotice \u0219i istoria Romei&#8230; Ai \u00een\u021beles!? <em>(Str\u0103bunicul se intoarce nec\u0103jit la banc\u0103 \u0219i se a\u0219eaz\u0103 \u00eentre cei doi)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong>Domnilor profes\u00f3ri, despre ce s\u0103 mai vorbim!? Cum a zis Cezar c\u0103tre fii-su Brutus!? Alea jacheta est! <em>(face cu ochiul c\u0103tre Narcisus!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (zis Fefe): <\/strong><em>(mieros)<\/em><strong> <\/strong>Ha, ha, ha! Ce simpatic sunte\u021bi domnule Floaredecol\u021b! Cred c\u0103 a\u021bi glumit! Caius Julius Caesar a zis c\u0103tre Marcus Junius Brutus, care de fapt nu era fiul ci asasinul s\u0103u: <em>\u201e<\/em><em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Et_tu,_Brute%3F\">Et tu, Brute?<\/a><\/em><em>&#8220;<\/em>, adic\u0103 <em>\u201e\u0218i tu, Brutus?\u201d<\/em> Unii care nu \u0219tiu istorie sau limba latin\u0103 redau fraza: <em>\u201eTu quoque, Brute, fili mi\u201d<\/em> adic\u0103 <em>\u201e\u0218i tu, Brutus, fiul meu\u201d<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong>Auzi coane latinule! Mai termin\u0103 odat\u0103 cu istoria asta de doi lei&#8230; p\u00e2n\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi trag un baston peste spinare. Ma faci pe mine mincinos!? Eu a\u0219a am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat la \u0219coal\u0103 c\u0103 Brutus a fost copilul lui Cezar! \u0218i gata! \u00cencheiem discu\u021bia! Altfel ajungem la duel! <em>(\u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 miste bastonul precum o sabie prin aer)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (zis Fefe):<\/strong> Va rog s\u0103 m\u0103 scuza\u021bi dar \u0103sta e adevarul istoric! Eu a\u0219a am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat la facultate&#8230; A\u0219a a enun\u021bat si distinsul istoric german Theodor Mommsen, laureat al Premiului Nobel, cel care a fost cel mai mare maestru \u00een via\u021b\u0103 al timpului nostru \u00een arta red\u0103rii istoriei, lu\u00e2nd \u00een considera\u021bie mai cu seam\u0103 monumentala sa lucrare despre istoria \u00a0Romei&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b)<em>: <\/em><\/strong><em>(D\u0103. ochii peste cap, \u021binundu-se cu m\u00e2na de inim\u0103. Apoi sare in picioare \u0219i \u00eendreapt\u0103 bastonul ca o sabie spre Florentin Floroiu (zis Fefe))<\/em> Musca Fefe! Dac\u0103 nu aud doar musca, te provoc la duel! Un cuv\u00e2nt sa nu mai aud! Ai \u00een\u021beles soldat!? \u00cen r\u0103zboi am omor\u00e2t o duzin\u0103 de guralivi ca dumneata! Musca! Executarea!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong><em>(se ridic\u0103 de la locul lui si se interpune \u00eentre cei doi)<\/em> Draga tat\u0103, lini\u0219te\u0219te-te. Uite aici o pastilu\u021b\u0103 de valerian\u0103! <em>(apoi \u00eei \u0219opte\u0219te ceva la ureche lui Florentin Floroiu. Bag\u0103 mana in buzunar \u0219i scoate pe ascuns o bancnot\u0103 pe care i-o da acestuia spun\u00e2nd&#8230;)<\/em> V-a\u0219 ruga mult&#8230; \u0219i v\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n dator!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (zis Fefe):<\/strong> Da, desigur! F\u0103r\u0103 nicio problem\u0103! Doar a fost ideea mea! Dar nu prea \u0219tiu de unde se ia&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Nu-i nimic, o s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenso\u021beasc\u0103 Floric\u0103-Bujorel, c\u0103ci doar sunte\u021bi cumna\u021bi! V\u0103 descurca\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103&#8230; Sunt mai multe chio\u0219curi la intrare&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (zis B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul): <\/strong>Ta-ta-ta&#8230; Uuuunde vrrrrei s\u0103 merg! Eu su-sunt de se-serviciu cu ala micu! Tre-rebe s\u0103-s\u0103 am gri-grij\u0103 de el!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Nu-\u021bi face probleme! Am eu grij\u0103 de pitic!<strong> <\/strong>Las c\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi spun\u0103 cumnatul Florentin&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>(cei doi o iau \u00een direc\u021bia Gr\u0103dinii Botanice \u0219i ies din scen\u0103) <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b)<em>: <\/em><\/strong>A\u0219a copil am eu! Iar m\u0103 tr\u0103dezi, Brut\u00fasule! \u00cemi vine s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dau \u0219i \u021bie un baston peste spinare! Magarule! Am v\u0103zut c\u0103 i-ai dat bani la latinist! L-ai trimis cu fii-tu pe la cine \u0219tie ce locuri rele!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Tat\u0103, dragule, te rog s\u0103 te liniste\u0219ti, Nu i-am trimis la niciun loc r\u0103u! Le-am spus s\u0103 dea o fug\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la chio\u0219cul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 intrarea Gr\u0103dinii Botanice \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eei cumpere lui Floricel ni\u0219te vat\u0103 pe b\u0103\u021b c\u0103ci doar tot i-a promis&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Ula. Ula! De c\u00e2nd a\u0219tept! Mul\u021bumesc bunicule! E\u0219ti un bunic de vat\u0103 de zah\u0103l!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd:<\/strong> Domnule Floaredecol\u021b, ce bine e c\u00e2nd totul se termin\u0103 cu bine! Nu vre\u021bi s\u0103 juc\u0103m un \u0219ah sau table? Am \u00een geant\u0103 o cutiu\u021b\u0103 de voiaj&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b)<em>: <\/em><\/strong>Table nu joc din principiu! Fac prea mult zgomot! Numai p\u0103tura proletar\u0103 de la blocuri \u0219i maneli\u0219tii joac\u0103 a\u0219a ceva! \u0218ah, daaa! <strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong>Sunt preg\u0103tit de b\u0103taie. Eu joc cu negrele! Domnule Narcisic\u0103, sunte\u021bi o bomboan\u0103!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd:<\/strong> Da, o bomboan\u0103! O bomboan\u0103 pe coliv\u0103! <em>(r\u00e2d cu to\u021bii. Cei doi \u00eencep s\u0103 joace \u0219ah t\u0103cu\u021bi, uit\u00e2nd de cei din jur)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Bunicule, vleau \u0219i eu o bomboan\u0103 de pe colib\u0103!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Coliv\u0103 se zice, nu colib\u0103! Cu bomboana de pe coliv\u0103 e o poveste mai lung\u0103! \u021ai-o povestesc eu alt\u0103data!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Buuuuuniculeeee, eu vleau o bomboan\u0103 de pe colib\u0103! Acuuuum! <em>(\u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>M\u0103i copile, m\u0103i! Nu mai pl\u00e2nge, c\u0103 acu\u0219ica vine tac\u0103-t\u0103u cu nenea Florentin \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi aduc un nor de vat\u0103 pe b\u0103\u021b!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Eu nu vleau niciun nol de vat\u0103 pe b\u0103\u021b! Eu vleau bomboana de pe coliv\u0103! To\u021bi m\u0103 pc\u0103li\u021bi dac\u0103 m\u0103 vede\u021bi mai mic! Nu mi-a\u021bi al\u0103tat nici futuli \u0219i nici p\u0103s\u0103lele la gl\u0103dina botanic\u0103. Numai ni\u0219te copaci foalte mali! Ni m\u0103cal o p\u0103s\u0103lea&#8230; <em>(\u0219i pl\u00e2nge \u0219i mai tare!) <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>M\u0103i copila\u0219 &#8211; dr\u0103g\u0103la\u0219! Din p\u0103cate nu au fost p\u0103s\u0103rele prin copaci&#8230; Sunt plecate toate \u00een \u021b\u0103rile calde. Doar ciori! Acum e vremea ciorilor! P\u0103s\u0103rile acelea negre care cronc\u0103ne! \u0218tii cum cronc\u0103ne cioara?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Nu \u0219tiu! Ni nu vleau s\u0103 \u0219tiu! <em>(se smiorc\u0103ie, d\u0103 din picioare,dar dup\u0103 o mic\u0103 pauz\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103):<\/em> Cum clonc\u0103ne cioala?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Crrrra, crrrra!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Vai ce ul\u00e2t clonc\u0103ne! Cla-cla! \u0218i unde stau aceste cioli cale fac cla-cla?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>P\u0103i unde s\u0103 stea!? \u00cen copaci&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>(ata\u0219\u0103m o prelucrare dup\u0103 sceneta \u201ePomul care face ciori\u201d de Octav Pancu-Ia\u0219i)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Bunicule, cum se nume\u0219te copacul cale face cioli?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Hehe.. p\u0103i nu exist\u0103 a\u0219a ceva, dragul mo\u0219ului!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>P\u0103i nu mi-ai spus c\u0103 ciolile stau in copac! Ial m\u0103 p\u0103c\u0103le\u0219ti cu \u201edlagul mo\u0219ului\u201d&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>A\u0219a este! Ciorile stau \u00een copac&#8230; dar nu sunt f\u0103cute de copac&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>P\u0103i cum s\u0103 nu fie f\u0103cute de copac dac\u0103 sunt acolo&#8230; multe-multe! Copacul\u00a0 care face mele, se nume\u0219te m\u0103l?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Mda! Corect! De fapt \u0103la e pom&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Pomul e tot un fel de copac!?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Da! Tot un fel de copac&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Pomul-copac<strong> <\/strong>care face plune, se nume\u0219te plun?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>\u00a0Sigur ca da! A\u0219a e! Pomul care face prune se numeste prun!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Pomul care face poltocale, se numeste poltocal?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Corect!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Atunci cum se numeste pomul-copac care face cioli?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Mugurel, \u021bi-am mai zis o dat\u0103 c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 a\u0219a ceva!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Ezigst\u0103, bunicule! Am v\u0103zut eu un copac plin de cioli pe l\u0103mulele! Aproape c\u0103 se aplecau de at\u00e2tea cioli c\u00e2te avea pe el!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Ei bine, ciorile veneau numai la copac \u0219i se a\u0219ezau pe crengile lui s\u0103 se odihneasc\u0103&#8230; Ai \u00een\u021beles?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Da. \u0218i c\u00e2nd se coc, cad?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Cine?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Ele, ciolile\u2026c\u00e2nd se coc, cad din copac?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Ciorile nu se coc!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>L\u0103m\u00e2n velzi?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Cum o s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 verzi, dac\u0103 ele sunt negre?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>C\u00e2t de negle, bunicule?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>\u00a0Negre, negre!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Negle\u2026 de tot, de tot?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Negre-negre&#8230; de tot, de tot!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>De tot?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong><em>(ridic\u0103nd vocea)<\/em><strong> <\/strong>Da, negre a\u0219a, ca o locomotiv\u0103 care trece noaptea prin tunel! Ai in\u021beles?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Am\u2026 am in\u021beles bunicule! Nu \u021bipa la mine te log! Am \u00een\u021beles!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>A\u0219a&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Un singul luclu n-am \u00een\u021beles!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Hmm? Spune!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Cum se nume\u0219te copacul-pom \u00a0cale face cioli?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Puiule, copacul nu face ciori! Una-i copacul \u0219i alta-s ciorile! Ciorile vin numai a\u0219a, \u00een vizit\u0103, la copac!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Aha\u2026 Atunci \u0219i melele vin \u00een vizit\u0103 la copacul m\u0103l?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>\u00a0Merele nu vin in vizit\u0103 la copacul m\u0103r! Nici la pomul m\u0103r! Merele chiar cresc \u00een pomul numit m\u0103r!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>\u0218i dup\u0103 ce clesc, zboal\u0103?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Nu zboar\u0103! Merele cad!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>P\u0103i de unde cad, dac\u0103 nu zboal\u0103?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Din m\u0103r!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Bunicule, ce fac ele \u00een m\u0103l?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Fac ce fac \u0219i ciorile: stau!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Am \u00een\u021beles bunicule&#8230; Deci fac \u0219i ele \u201ecla-cla\u201d ca ciolile! Am \u00een\u021beles tot acum!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>A\u0219a&#8230; Bravo! Adic\u0103, nu&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Am \u00een\u021beles tot-tot-tot!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Nuuu\u2026 N-ai \u00een\u021beles nimic!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Mi-ai explicat foalte bine, s\u0103 \u0219tii!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>Nu! Nu foarte bine\u2026Dar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Bunicule, vleau \u0219i eu s\u0103 te mai log ceva\u2026 \u00cemi spui \u0219i mie cum se nume\u0219te copacul \u0103la care face cioli?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (zis Trandafir): <\/strong>\u00cenebunesc m\u0103i copile, m\u0103i!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Hai bunelule, fii sincel. Tu n-ai m\u00e2ncat cioli niciodat\u0103!? Ol fi mai bune la gust ca melele?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd: <\/strong>(se scoal\u0103 \u00een picioare \u0219i spune triumfal, cu voce tare)<strong> <\/strong>\u0218ah, domnule Floaredecol\u021b! \u0218ah!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong>Ba, pardon! Mat! <em>(se ridic\u0103 de pe banc\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103 cu bastonul \u00een tabla de \u0219ah r\u0103sturn\u00e2nd-o pe jos!)<\/em> Mat am zis, mat este!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>(din culise se aud voci&#8230; Fefe \u0219i B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul be\u021bi-cri\u021b\u0103, apar din culise cl\u0103tin\u00e2ndu-se, \u021bin\u00e2ndu-se de dup\u0103 um\u0103r. Fiecare are \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2te o sticla de \u021buic\u0103. Se opresc l\u00e2ng\u0103 arlerchin.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (<\/strong>zis<strong> Fefe): <\/strong>Cumnate, c\u00e2nt\u0103 dup\u0103 mine: \u201eC-a\u0219a beu oamenii buni, de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 luni\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul): <\/strong>Ca-ca-\u0219a be-beu oaaaameniii bu-bu-ni <em>(r\u00e2d tare..)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (<\/strong>zis<strong> Fefe):<\/strong> Drep\u021bi! Strofa a doua soldat!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul): <\/strong>Ca-ca-\u0219a be-beu oaaaameniii bu-bu-ni&#8230; <em>(se pr\u0103p\u0103desc de r\u00e2s \u0219i mai trag c\u00e2te o gur\u0103 de \u021buic\u0103. Am\u00e2ndoi se clatin\u0103)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (<\/strong>zis<strong> Fefe): <\/strong>Am zis drep\u021bi, soldat!<strong> <\/strong>Strofa a treia! Exe-cu ta-rea! Cu c\u00e2ntec \u00eenainte mar\u0219&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul): <\/strong>Ca-ca-\u0219a be-beu oaaaameniii bu-bu-ni&#8230; Stro-stro-fa aaa pa-pa-tra to-tot a\u0219a&#8230; Aaa-uzi Fe-fe-loa-loan\u021b\u0103, vrrrrrei s\u0103-s\u0103 \u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u021bi spu-pun un ba-banc cu-cu-cu so-so-sol-da-da\u021bi?!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (<\/strong>zis<strong> Fefe): <\/strong>Nuuuu, c\u0103 la tine dureaz\u0103 prea mult <em>(h\u00eec&#8230; sughi\u021b\u0103) <\/em>\u0219i mi se duce conbustibilul p\u00e2n\u0103 termini! <em>(h\u00eec! ridic\u0103 sticla la ochi sa vada daca mai e ceva prin ea!)<\/em> Mai bine (h\u00eec) \u00ee\u021bi spun eu unul&#8230; repede-repede!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul): <\/strong><em>(uit\u00e2ndu-se si el in sticl\u0103, apoi trage o dusc\u0103 plesc\u0103ind de pl\u0103cere)<\/em> Bi-bi-ne, ssssss-pu-pu-ne&#8230; tu-tu!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (<\/strong>zis<strong> Fefe): <\/strong>St\u0103tea Ion pe deal <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> cu un bumerang \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> \u0219i cu fa\u021ba plin\u0103 de s\u00e2nge. <em>(h\u00eec!).<\/em> Se apropie prietenul Vasile, care \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: \u201eCe faci Ioane?\u201d <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> \u201eStau&#8230;\u201d r\u0103spunde Ion. <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> \u201e Da&#8217; ce \u021bii \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103?\u201d \u00eentreab\u0103 Vasile&#8230; <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> \u201eNu \u0219tiu m\u0103i Vasile&#8230;\u201d <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> \u201eP\u0103i \u0219i de ce \u00eel \u021bii? Arunc\u0103-l!\u201d zice Vasile! <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> Ion sup\u0103rat i-l pune \u00een bra\u021be: \u201eArunc\u0103-l tu, c\u0103 eu m-am s\u0103turat&#8230;\u201d <em>(h\u00eec! R\u00e2de singur. Floric\u0103 nu schi\u021beaz\u0103 nici m\u0103car un z\u00e2mbet)<\/em> \u021ai-a pl\u0103cut, cu-cumnate!?<em> (h\u00eec!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul):<\/strong> Nuuuu! Ce-ce-ce-i aaaa-ce-cela bu-bu-bu-me-me-ra-rang!?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>(ajung \u00een dreptul sta\u021biei de autobuz. Cei de acolo se uit\u0103 la ei \u00eencremeni\u021bi)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> Trandafir): <\/strong>M\u0103i copii nenoroci\u021bi, unde v-am trimis eu!? M\u0103i be\u021bivilor&#8230; unde-i vata&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul):<\/strong> (uit\u00e2ndu-se direct \u00een ochii lui taic\u0103-s\u0103u, fredoneaz\u0103) Zi-i uuu-na ma-mai s\u0103-s\u0103l-t\u0103-t\u0103-rea-\u021b\u0103-\u021b\u0103&#8230; p\u00e2n la pa-pa-tru di-di-mi-nea-nea-\u021b\u0103&#8230; U-unde-i va-va-ta, nu nu e va-vata! (\u00eei face cu ochiul lui Fefe)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florea Boboc (zis Floaredecol\u021b): <\/strong>(\u00eei croie\u0219te lui Floric\u0103 un baston peste spinare) Unde a\u021bi fost m\u0103garilor? Unde-i vata pe b\u0103\u021b a copilului!?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul): <\/strong>Nu-nu ma-mai da ta-taie c\u0103-c\u0103 \u00eemi pi-pierd echi-chi-li-brul! S\u0103 v\u0103 spu-spun uuuna bu-bu-n\u0103! Aaazi pe-pe aaaici nu-nu ma-mai ci-cir-cu-cu-l\u0103 auuuu&#8230;to-to-bu-bu-zul pa-pai\u0219-pe ba-ba-rat. Aaa-\u0219a vrea-vrea mu-mu-\u0219chii pri-pri-ma-ma-rului Bo-Boc! Nu-nu ma-mai au cu-cu-rent! C\u0103-c\u0103 aaaa-stea me-merg pe-pe-pe ele-lec-tri-tri-ci-ci-ta-ta-te!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> Trandafir): <\/strong>Mama lor de moderni\u0219ti! Asta ne trebuia&#8230; tichie de margaritar. <em>(\u0219i-\u0219i trece m\u00e2na prin p\u0103r) <\/em>Autobuze electrice! C\u0103ci alea pe benzin\u0103 nu erau bune! <em>(se intoarce spre cei doi be\u021bivi \u0219i \u00eei ia de c\u00e2te-o ureche)<\/em> Fefe, unde-s banii? Floricele, te mai \u00eentreb odat\u0103, unde-i vata copilului!?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (<\/strong>zis<strong> Fefe): <\/strong>Nu mai trage nene Trandafir c\u0103 doare! <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> Chio\u0219cul pe vat\u0103 de b\u0103\u021b era \u00eenchis de tot&#8230; <em>(h\u00eec)<\/em> Se programase terminalul! <em>(h\u00eec)<\/em> Se terminase programalul&#8230; \u00cenchis total&#8230; chi\u0219cu! <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> Scuza\u021bi! <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> Mi se limb\u0103 plimba-n gur\u0103&#8230;<em> (h\u00eec!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul): <\/strong>Co-co-re-rect! \u0218i-\u0219i aaaa-de-de-v\u0103-rat!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> Trandafir): <\/strong>(str\u00e2ng\u00e2ndu-i \u0219i mai tare de urechi) Scoate-\u021bi banii be\u021bivilor!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul): <\/strong>P\u0103-p\u0103-p\u0103i t\u0103-t\u0103-ticule&#8230; Aaam cu-cum-p\u0103-p\u0103-rat uuuu-d\u0103-d\u0103-tu-tu-r\u0103 de la alt chio-chio-\u0219\u0219\u0219\u0219c c\u0103 ee-ra ie-ief-ti-ti-n\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (<\/strong>zis<strong> Fefe): <\/strong>\u0218i&#8230; acolo era deschis! <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> Am pus \u0219i eu de la mine <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> ceva b\u0103nu\u021bi! <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> A pus \u0219i cumnatul Floric\u0103&#8230; <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> \u0219i-am luat palinc\u0103! C\u0103ci Floric\u0103 cu palinc\u0103 rimeaz\u0103! <em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> Nu vre\u021bi s\u0103 trage\u021bi \u0219i dumneavoastr\u0103 un g\u00e2t&#8230;<em>(h\u00eec!)<\/em> E bun\u0103 r\u0103u!<em> (h\u00eec!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> Trandafir): <\/strong>Scoate\u021bi banii be\u021bivanilor! Scoate\u021bi banii pe care vi i-am dat!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florentin Floroiu (<\/strong>zis<strong> Fefe): <\/strong>O s\u0103 vi-i dau c\u00e2nd iau chenzina. Acum nu mai am un sfan\u021b, nici dac\u0103 fac abracadabra!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul): <\/strong>aa-bra-bra-ca-ca-da-da-bra!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>T\u0103ticule, ce-i aia \u201eabracadabra\u201d?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> Trandafir): <\/strong><em>(\u00eei \u201eelibereaz\u0103\u201d pe cei doi be\u021bivi \u0219i se repede la Floricel pe care il ia il bra\u021be \u0219i \u00eel pup\u0103)<\/em> Cum ai zis, dragul bunicului?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Abracadabra! Bunelule, ce-i aia \u201eabracadabra\u201d?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Florin Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> Trandafir): <\/strong>Ura! Copila\u0219ul asta \u0219tie s\u0103 pronun\u021be litera \u201er\u201d. Spune repede poezeaua aceea cu Ric\u0103!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floricel Mugurel Boboc (Copil, nepo\u0163el-str\u0103nepo\u0163el): <\/strong>Ric\u0103, nu \u0219tia s\u0103 zic\u0103\/ R\u00e2u, r\u0103\u021bu\u0219c\u0103, r\u0103muric\u0103\/ Dar de c\u00e2nd copilu-nva\u021b\u0103\/ poezeaua despre ra\u021b\u0103\/ Ric\u0103 a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat s\u0103 zic\u0103\/ R\u00e2u, r\u0103\u021bu\u0219c\u0103, r\u0103muric\u0103\/\/.Abracadabra!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>(toat\u0103 lumea aplaud\u0103, se \u00eembr\u0103\u021biseaz\u0103 uit\u00e2nd de disensiuni \u0219i strig\u0103 \u201ebravo\u201d!)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Floric\u0103 Boboc (<\/strong>zis<strong> B\u00e2lb\u00e2itul): <\/strong>Bra-bra-vo Flo-flo-ri-celll! Ac-ac-ac-ac-to-to-tor te-te fa-fa-ce ta-ta-ta! <em>(\u0219i mai trage o du\u0219c\u0103 de palinc\u0103)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><strong>(Cade cortina)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><strong>SF\u00c2R\u0218IT<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BOBOCII DIN FLORE\u015eTI (COMEDIE \u00ceN DOU\u0102 ACTE) &nbsp; PERSONAJELE: \u00a0 Narcisus Treskayetzk\u00fd Profesor de botanic\u0103 la liceul din localitate Florentin [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42280"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42283,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42280\/revisions\/42283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}