{"id":4244,"date":"2012-04-09T13:01:20","date_gmt":"2012-04-09T13:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=4244"},"modified":"2012-04-20T10:36:05","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T10:36:05","slug":"curat-caragiale-pamflet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2012\/04\/09\/curat-caragiale-pamflet\/","title":{"rendered":"Curat&#8230;Caragiale (pamflet)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/speranta.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"speranta\" src=\"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/speranta.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"310\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <em><em>(<a href=\"http:\/\/bentodica.blogspot.com\/\">Sursa imagine : Ben Todica<\/a> : http:\/\/bentodica.blogspot.com\/)<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><em><\/em><br style=\"text-align: justify;\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dup\u0103 R\u0103zmeri\u0163a din decembrie `89, &#8230; mai ceva ca cea de la Ploie\u015fti, dar tot at\u00e2t de grozav\u0103, povestit\u0103 de Leonida, consor\u0163ii sale Efimi\u0163a,\u00a0 ,,nea Iancu\u201d a devenit mai actual ca-n vremea, c\u00e2nd i s-a spus c\u0103 a realizat ,,monumente, nu momente\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Noi rom\u00e2nii ne reg\u0103sim \u00een Caragiale, \u015fi-l reg\u0103sim \u00een fiecare dintre noi, \u00een marile ,,opintiri\u201d ale istoriei.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Privi\u0163i \u015fi asculta\u0163i ,,cantita\u0163ii\u201d de la centru \u00een perioada electoral\u0103, din toate col\u0163urile \u0163\u0103rii, \u015fi ve\u0163i vedea ,,la scen\u0103 deschis\u0103\u201d, varianta modern\u0103 a ,,<em>scrisorii pierdute<\/em>\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Ei se zbat, \u00a0se jur\u0103, pl\u00e2ng pentru ,,enteresele\u201d \u0163\u0103rii, dar fur\u0103 nu numai oul lui Zdrean\u0163\u0103, ci tot ce se mai poate lua. Au pus ,,l\u0103bu\u0163a\u201dpe fondurile europene, fiindc\u0103 legea ei o fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103, dup\u0103 bunul lor plac, sau &#8230; mai ,,mi\u015fto\u201d, dup\u0103 cum vor mu\u015fchii lor!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Nae Ca\u0163avencu,\u00a0 cel care avea ,,R\u0103cnetul Carpa\u0163ilor\u201d, are azi posturi de televiziune, ziare, deh! ,,r\u0103cnete\u201d, zbiar\u0103, strig\u0103 ,,prinde\u0163i corup\u0163ii!\u201d, dar c\u00e2nd ,,<em>neica de la DNA<\/em>\u201d \u00eei flutur\u0103 ,,plastografia\u201d, pl\u00e2nge, devine umil, trece la o alt\u0103 sigl\u0103 \u015fi culoare politic\u0103 \u015fi, atunci &#8230;,,imunitate parlamentar\u0103\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Averile, cic\u0103 nu sunt ale lui, ci mo\u015ftenite de la ,,unchi\u201d, ,,m\u0103tu\u015fi\u201d, din mo\u015fi str\u0103mo\u015fi, ajung\u00e2nd p\u00e2n\u0103 la Decebal (am avut unul \u00een parlament m\u00e2njit cu p\u0103linc\u0103 \u015fi cartabo\u015fi&#8230;) \u015fi BOEREBISTA (zice-se c\u0103 de atunci au hrisoave cu &#8230; Mun\u0163ii Vrancei, iar baba Vr\u00e2ncioaia le-ar fi fost str\u0103bunic\u0103 de s\u00e2nge). Cu mare m\u0103rinimie ei \u00ee\u015fi \u00eempart averile so\u0163iilor, fra\u0163ilor, surorilor, cumna\u0163ilor, pentru c\u0103 vor intra <em>\u00een m\u0103n\u0103stirile de maxim\u0103 siguran\u0163\u0103<\/em>. \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Frunzele cad, ,,ce-a fost verde&#8230;s-a-ng\u0103lbenit&#8230;\u201d, culorile de at\u00e2ta soare (soarele drept\u0103\u0163ii!) se schimb\u0103 \u015fi nu mai distingi portocaliul dec\u00e2t \u00een spectrul curcubeului.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Trahanache, ramolit r\u0103u, vrea s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 la putere, iar pentru aceasta este <em>orb<\/em> la tot ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi poart\u0103 cu demnitate ,,coarnele\u201d puse de Zoe.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ghi\u0163\u0103 Pristanda, dup\u0103 ce a strigat, ca prostu,\u00a0 ,,ie\u015fi afar\u0103&#8230;\u201d acum vede totul ,,curat murdar\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Buc\u0103\u0163ica Zoe are tot ce-i trebuie, a \u00eenzestrat-o Dumnezeu \u015fi a intrat \u00een <em>topul<\/em>, \u00een fruntea c\u0103reia st\u0103 Elena lui Paris, cea care a adus nenorocie cet\u0103\u0163ii lui Priam. A noastr\u0103,\u00a0 ,,coana Zoi\u0163ica, coana Zoi\u0163ica\u201d de pe \u00een\u0103l\u0163imea tocurilor \u015fi siguran\u0163a cardurilor din po\u015fete, e milostiv\u0103, dar mu\u015fc\u0103 la nevoie. \u015etie c\u0103 la ,,bau-bau\u201d nu-\u015fi poate etala farmecele \u015fi de aceea,\u00a0 ,,eu te pun\u201d, numai &#8230; s\u0103 nu publici scrisoarea. Ea nume\u015fte \u00een posturi cheie ( &#8230; unde se afl\u0103 averile grecilor!) oamenii ei; \u00eei \u00eembrac\u0103 \u00een portocaliu \u015fi le d\u0103 drumul pe strad\u0103. Cei care au strigat, pe gerurile iernii trecute, sunt ni\u015fte bie\u0163i ,,ciumpalaci\u201d, dup\u0103 zisele unui fost ministeriabil.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nu-l cunoa\u015ftem \u00eenc\u0103 pe Gagami\u0163\u0103, cel trimis de la centru, dar, sigur, va fi ales \u015fi ne va reprezenta, ne va fura dar &#8230; octombrie, p\u00e2n\u0103-n 2016. ,,Din prim\u0103var\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n toamn\u0103\u201d, ai scris maestre!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 D\u0103sc\u0103limea este prea ocupat\u0103 cu dosarele de &#8230;, de &#8230;, pentru a mai putea striga \u015fi ea. Acum se d\u0103 ceva din ceea ce i-a apar\u0163inut prin ,,hrisoave\u201d de pe vremea aceluia\u015fi Vod\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Ei, ace\u015fti apostoli, ,,\u00eengeri tri\u015fti\u201d au \u00eenceput s\u0103 lucreze ,,altfel\u201d, dar pe aceea\u015fi leaf\u0103, care, pare-se c\u0103 abia dup\u0103 2016, ajunge la cea care a fost ,,Speran\u0163a-n zilele de azi, e singura t\u0103rie-n noi!\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00cen \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m\u00e2nt, dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta reform\u0103 (22 de ani, &#8230; vreo 17 mini\u015ftri &#8230;) ,,lec\u0163iile mergeau strun\u0103, nimeni nu \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a nimic\u201d (de la Barbu \u015etef\u0103nescu Delavrancea &#8230; cetire!).<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Cred c\u0103 nicio categorie de bugetari nu au o leaf\u0103 de mizerie ca dasc\u0103lii<em>. Apostolii neamului<\/em> au fost min\u0163i\u0163i, au \u00eenghi\u0163it promisiuni electorale, au ,,b\u00e2z\u00e2it\u201d uneori, au revenit la catedr\u0103, au recuperat materia, chiar dac\u0103 s-a f\u0103cut ,,mult zgomot pentru nimic!\u201d. Cei care ar trebui s\u0103 aud\u0103 au urechile umplute cu cear\u0103, nu-i intereseaz\u0103 ,,vocile\u201d dasc\u0103lilor lor. Unii \u015fi-au cump\u0103rat diplome, grade, doctorate de pe pia\u0163a intern\u0103, dar \u015fi de dincolo. \u00ce\u015fi pun \u00een dosare ,,\u0163\u0103dule\u201d de la universit\u0103\u0163i care nu mai exist\u0103, iar h\u00e2rtiu\u0163ele din \u0163ar\u0103 sunt bune de oriunde dac\u0103 au men\u0163iunea ,,<em>proiect<\/em>\u201d. Ele fac dosarele ,,babane\u201d \u015fi aduc puncte \u00een <em>punctiada<\/em> \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m\u00e2ntului rom\u00e2nesc reformat. Doamne fere\u015fte, s\u0103 nu se ajung\u0103 la adunarea unor h\u00e2rtii de pe strad\u0103, pentru <em>dosar<\/em>, pentru ,,balenele \u00een X volume, cerute de noul ,,bau-bau\u201d, <em>ARACIP<\/em>, care verific\u0103 h\u00e2rtii \u015fi nu munca omului de la catedr\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu ai ,,proiect\u201d, lec\u0163ia nu e bun\u0103, chiar dac\u0103 rezultatele se v\u0103d pe viu, fiindc\u0103 cei din corpul de control, cei trimi\u015fi de la centru sunt ,,b\u0103tu\u0163i \u00een cap\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Se m\u00e2nuie\u015fte \u00een \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m\u00e2nt un nou <em>limbaj de lemn<\/em>, \u00eenc\u0103rcat de neologisme (,,be\u0163ie de cuvinte\u201d), care \u00eencurc\u0103 limba \u015fi mintea o \u00een\u0163epene\u015fte.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00cen literatura rom\u00e2n\u0103, accentul nu mai cade pe lectura c\u0103r\u0163ii, pe pl\u0103cerea de ,,a citi\u201d, ci interpretare, dup\u0103 metoda &#8230; ,,ciorchine\u201d, &#8230; ,,diamant\u201d &#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Marius Chico\u015f Rostogan, ,,dasc\u0103l prost\u201d din lumea lui Caragiale, a ajuns ast\u0103zi <em>dasc\u0103l modern<\/em>, care \u015ftie s\u0103 ia totul de pe NET.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pentru odraslele ,,de familie bun\u0103\u201d se pune \u00een mi\u015fcare o lume \u00eentreag\u0103 &#8211; ,,o lume nebun\u0103, nebun\u0103, nebun\u0103 &#8230;\u201d \u2013 \u015fi, dac\u0103 dasc\u0103lul cuteaz\u0103 ,,a bucta\u201d ,,pui\u015forul\u201d, a c\u0103rui mam\u0103, mami\u0163\u0103, m\u0103tu\u015f\u0103, bunic\u0103, na\u015f\u0103, vecin\u0103, cunoa\u015fte pe cineva din ,,c\u00e2mpul semantic\u201d al ,,turbatului\u201d, el trebuie, ,,musai\u201d s\u0103 corecteze nota, chiar \u015fi ,,la moral\u0103\u201d , altfel \u00eel vor zbura la &#8230; Afuma\u0163ii de Sus, pentru a lua o gur\u0103 de oxigen, sau, vor g\u0103si ceva la dosarul personal, vreo fapt\u0103 care a s\u0103v\u00e2r\u015fit-o el, ori \u00eenainta\u015fii lui.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Goe, cel din ,,c\u0103ru\u0163a lui Caragiale\u201d, \u00een dublu exemplar, are numai drepturi \u015fi poate porunci chiar ,,s\u0103 vin\u0103! trenul\u201d. Pentru merite deosebite, ,,ca s\u0103 nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 repetent\u201d este r\u0103spl\u0103tit de mam`mare, de mami\u0163ica, de tanti Mi\u0163a &#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>El, ca m\u00e2ine va intra \u00een parlament, va trece \u00een zbor peste ,,bacalaureat\u201d, va deveni Ca\u0163avencu. Dandanache, Trahanache, Farfuridi, Br\u00e2nzovenescu, ori F\u0103nic\u0103 Tip\u0103tescu \u015fi-\u015fi va alege, ca amant\u0103, pe &#8230; Zoe \u015fi, de aici ,,\u00eenc\u0103 un pas\u201d \u015fi-l vom g\u0103si coco\u0163at la &#8230; Vorba lui nea` Iancu &#8211; ,,Fii rom\u00e2n verde \u015fi rupe m\u00e2\u0163a-n dou\u0103 &#8230;\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Am publicat, \u00een vremea lui Caragiale de ast\u0103zi, mai multe articola\u015fe, pamflete, \u00een diverse reviste \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eentreb ,,OARE LE PAS\u0102?!\u201d, conosol\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 cu ,,ASTA E&#8230;\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Din \u00eendep\u0103rtata Australia, Ben Todic\u0103 strig\u0103, \u00een diverse emisiuni, \u00een ziare, \u00een c\u0103r\u0163i, ,,Treze\u015fte-te, popor rom\u00e2n!\u201d, dar &#8230; ,,Asta e&#8230;\u201d. Andrei Mure\u015fanu a compus pe vremuri o poezie manifest \u00een care \u00eendemna ,,De\u015fteapt\u0103-te rom\u00e2ne!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong> \u015fi &#8230; \u015fi ne-au ales-o ca imn, dar tot ,,Asta e &#8230;\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>prof. Ioan &#8211; Nicolae Cenda<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Oravi\u021ba<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (Sursa imagine : Ben Todica : http:\/\/bentodica.blogspot.com\/) \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dup\u0103 R\u0103zmeri\u0163a din decembrie `89, &#8230; mai ceva ca cea [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}