{"id":6411,"date":"2012-06-18T11:48:26","date_gmt":"2012-06-18T11:48:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/?p=6411"},"modified":"2012-06-18T11:48:26","modified_gmt":"2012-06-18T11:48:26","slug":"6411","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/2012\/06\/18\/6411\/","title":{"rendered":"Politicianul c\u0103tre student:"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"B\u0103i, student! Ascult\u0103 comanda la mine! \u015ei las\u0103 Constitu\u0163ia <\/em><\/strong>aia din m\u00een\u0103 c\u00eend vorbe\u015fti c-un politician, c\u0103 nu e\u015fti la curve, s\u0103 le iei fa\u0163a cu texte! Mie s\u0103 nu-mi vii cu fundamentale<\/em><\/strong>, c\u0103 io-s s\u0103tul d-astea, m\u0103n\u00eenc trei pe p\u00eeine la micul brecfast!<\/p>\n

Ie\u015fi tu \u00een strad\u0103 cu revendic\u0103ri politice, m\u0103? P o l i t i c e ? <\/strong>Nu \u0163i-e ru\u015fine, a\u015fa, la obraz, c\u0103 pari b\u0103iat de comitet? Unde te treze\u015fti tu?! Te crezi \u00een 1848, la bonjureal\u0103, \u00een \u0162\u0103rile Rom\u00e2ne? \u0162i s-a n\u0103z\u0103rit c\u0103 e\u015fti \u00een 1968, prin vreo Fran\u0163\u0103, Paris, baricade, chestii d-astea? Visezi decembrie \u201889, c\u00eend treceai ca ziaru\u2019 pe sub tanc? Vezi-\u0163i, m\u0103, fl\u0103c\u0103ua\u015f, de treab\u0103 \u015fi bag\u0103-\u0163i \u00een cap c\u0103 e\u015fti \u00een Balcania, \u00een holul Orientului, unde totul e luat \u00een balon, \u00een b\u0103\u015fc\u0103lie \u015fi la mi\u015fto!<\/p>\n

Io-te la el! \u0102i fi vreun zoon politikon<\/em><\/strong>, m\u0103i animalule, \u015fi nu \u015ftim noi. \u0162i s-a f\u0103cut de democra\u0163ie?! P\u0103i, m\u0103, b\u0103ie\u0163a\u015f, \u00ee\u0163i dai tu seama \u00een ce te-ai b\u0103gat?! Politica e pentru oameni cu bani, m\u0103i, \u0163\u00eec\u0103! Ai tu 10 milioane pe lun\u0103? Ai tu sum\u0103 forfetar\u0103? Ai tu imunitate de-aia de n-o ridici nici cu buldozerul? Ai garaj subteran? Ai BMW? Ai Volkswagen d-\u0103la scump, nu Espero, c\u0103-n Espero umbl\u0103 doar p\u00eerli\u0163ii? Ai tu obraz de doi \u0163oli? Ai tu tupeu s\u0103 promi\u0163i cu ghiotura \u015fi s\u0103 faci cu \u0163\u00eer\u00eeita?\u00a0 Ai tu jvungul s\u0103 spui c\u0103 e alb\u0103<\/em>, c\u00eend e neagr\u0103 <\/em>de-\u0163i bagi de\u015ftele-n ochi \u015fi gheara-n g\u00eet? Ai pe dracu\u2019 ghem! Uit\u0103-te la tine, jerpelitule! \u015ei ce dac\u0103 nu-s laboratoare? Nu putem s\u0103 te facem \u015fomer-cu-patalama \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 laboratoare? Ei, uite c\u0103 putem! N-ai c\u0103min? Adic\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i arde de dormit, hai? Cum s-ar spune: s\u0103-\u0163i facem parlament \u00een Regie, ca s\u0103 tragi tu la aghioase! M\u0103, b\u0103iatule, vino-\u0163i \u00een fire \u015fi mergi pe burt\u0103, c\u0103 e mai ieftin! I-auzi alta: gratuitate pe transporturi?! Ca s\u0103 ba\u0163i tu \u0163ara asta frumoas\u0103 \u015fi\u2026 <aici merge un pasaj lirico-patriotic, cu epitete \u015fi duio\u015fie mult\u0103; n.ed.> <\/em>\u2026\u00een lung \u015fi-n lat?! Ete, na! Da\u2019 ce, locului nu po\u0163i s\u0103 stai? Pune m\u00eena pe Pascal, care zice negru pe alb c\u0103 toate belelele-i vin omului fiindc\u0103 nu e-n stare s\u0103 stea naibii pe un scaun \u00een camera lui. N-ai scaun? n-ai camer\u0103? Stai \u015fi tu-n picioare, e\u015fti t\u00een\u0103r, abia se dezvolt\u0103! mens sana! aspecte, socoteli!<\/p>\n

\u015ei astea, ca astea! Da-mi ie\u015fi tu la interval cu \u201ceradicarea corup\u0163iei \u00een Rom\u00e2nia\u201d? Cu \u201cpatru la sut\u0103 din PIB\u201d? Cu \u201cabrogarea lu\u2019 Pet\u00f6fi-Schiller\u201d? Cu \u201cvot uninominal\u201d? Cu \u201clegea lu\u2019 Ticu\u201d? Cu \u201casumarea r\u0103spunderii ministeriale\u201d? C\u0103 s\u0103 respecte statu\u2019 Legea? Ai c\u0103piat, m\u0103, pu\u0163ache? Te-ai v\u0103zut cu buletin, gata, e\u015fti cet\u0103\u0163ean? \u015ei dac\u0103 e\u015fti cet\u0103\u0163ean, crezi c\u0103 se uit\u0103 cineva la tine? \u00ce\u0163i arde s\u0103 te implici? \u0162i-oi fi zic\u00eend, \u00een cerebelu\u2019 \u0103la necopt, c\u0103 asta-i \u015fi \u0163ara ta (ce-o mai fi r\u0103mas din ea)! Te-n\u015feli, scumpu\u2019: e a lu\u2019 Cremene. Nu te pui tu cu Cremene. Fonfleurile alea, din t\u0103rt\u0103cu\u0163a ta, -s politic\u0103<\/strong> toat\u0103 ziua! Tu nu l-ai citit pe Paul Val\u00e9ry? \u015ei dac\u0103 l-ai citit, cum ceapa m\u0103-sii de nu \u0163ii minte ce spune el acolo: \u201cPolitica este arta de a-i \u00eempiedica pe oameni s\u0103 se amestece \u00een treburile care-i privesc\u201d<\/em>?
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

P\u0103i cum s\u0103 te-arunci tu \u00een politic\u0103? Crezi c\u0103 politica e ceva, a\u015fa, s\u0103 faci bine la mul\u0163ime, s\u0103-\u0163i pese de al\u0163ii, un fel de f\u2026-i m\u0103-sa, idealismu\u2019 lu\u2019 Pe\u015fte, ceva care merge numai cu inteligen\u0163\u0103, cu cinste, cu candoare, cu logic\u0103, cu transparen\u0163\u0103? \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti t\u00eempit. Habar n-ai. Cine-\u0163i d\u0103 \u0163ie costum scatofug? De unde sco\u0163i tu pomp\u0103 de f\u0103cut cea\u0163\u0103? Cine te doteaz\u0103 cu polonic de m\u00eencat de dulce? Cum pui tu pe picioare un holding m\u0103nos de gogo\u015fi? De unde ai tu masc\u0103 anti-damf?<\/p>\n

Vezi, m\u0103? Vezi c\u0103 e\u015fti prost?<\/p>\n

autor: George Pruteanu, Jurnalul National, 16 noiembrie 1998.<\/em><\/p>\n

Sursa: Foaie National\u0103 \u2013 Revist\u0103 liber\u0103 de lupt\u0103 cultural\u0103 \u015fi spiritual\u0103<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

B\u0103i, student! Ascult\u0103 comanda la mine! \u015ei las\u0103 Constitu\u0163ia aia din m\u00een\u0103 c\u00eend vorbe\u015fti c-un politician, c\u0103 nu e\u015fti la [&hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole","category-linkuri-externe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.marianagurza.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}